Chapter 1411: Revisiting the Fat Man
After returning from the camp of the Marquis of Linhuai, Zhu Ping'an took Liu Mu and Liu Dadao to Pichai Street again, ordered a full twenty famous Shaoxing dishes and two large jars of Shaoxing rice wine from the Huiji Restaurant, paid a penny of silver for running errands, and asked the restaurant guy to help mention the greasy fat man's residence in a food box.
On the way, Liu Dadao asked with a puzzled expression, "Childe, why do you hold up this dead fat man so much?" With so many drinks and dishes, Childe is usually reluctant to enjoy it like this, it's too cheap for this dead fat man. ”
"Because he's worth it." Zhu Ping'an smiled slightly.
"He's worth it?" When Liu Dadao heard this, he opened his mouth wide in disbelief, and couldn't help but shake his head again and again, "Don't blame the son, except for his fat body, I really don't see where the dead fat man is worth it." ”
In Liu Dadao's eyes, the greasy fat man is simply a salted fish by the river, no, a toad basking in the sun with his belly turned in the muddy pond......
"He's what I'm going to find Xu Wei and Xu Wenchang." Zhu Ping'an didn't go around the bend anymore, and directly revealed the mystery.
"Huh? He is the Xu Wenchang that the son has worked so hard to find?! Liu Dadao's mouth opened wider, "Isn't Xu Wenchang that Gongzi is looking for a genius?!" The dead fat man is shameless, scoundrel, and his brain is still a little abnormal, how can it be Xu Wenchang who the son is looking for so hard......"
Xu Wenchang was evaluated by the genius of the son! How can it be not much different from Zhuge Liang in the play, where did the dead fat man catch up with the Kuangshi Wizard, Kuangshi is still almost the same.
As soon as Liu Dadao thought of the image of a raunchy, sloppy, and shameless fat man who picked his nose and picked his nose, he couldn't help but shake his head and take off, how could he not accept the reality that the greasy fat man was Xu Wenchang.
"Hehe, big knife, you can't just look at the appearance." Zhu Ping'an smiled slightly and said to Liu Dadao, "For example, there was a famous prime minister in the Song Dynasty named Wang Anshi. He is an unkempt and sloppy person, and he is a famous sloppy king in the Song Dynasty, how sloppy is it. Historical records record Wang Anshi: 'Sex is not good, self-dedication to frugality, or the dirt is not dirty, and the dirt is not washed. Once, Wang Anshi's family found that Wang Anshiyintang was blackened and his face was not bloody, and they were worried that Wang Anshi was sick, so they invited a famous local doctor to visit him. The famous doctor looked at it for a moment, and said with a smile, Wang Xianggongyintang's blackening is not a disease, but he has not washed his face for a long time, and has accumulated thick grease, so it is good to wash his face with soap beans. When Wang Anshi heard this, he felt that he had been insulted, and said angrily, I am born black, and any soap beans will not work, don't bother. However, his family still managed to ask him to wash his face with soap beans, and a basin of washing water was black...... In addition, he once met the emperor, and the emperor found that he had fleas on his beard, and the whole person was amused. However, although Wang Anshi was unkempt, he governed the poor and weak Song Dynasty in an orderly manner, enriching the country and strengthening the army. ”
"Childe, this Wang Anshi you said is very powerful, but no matter how I look at the dead fat man, I didn't find out how powerful he was. His shameless appearance is not much better than that of the thugs on the street. ”
Liu Dadao still doesn't believe that the greasy fat man is very powerful, and always feels that the greasy fat man is an incompetent scoundrel.
"Childe, to be honest, I'm just like a big knife, I can't see anything powerful about that fat man."
Liu Mu also said.
"You'll know how good he's going to be. If you can ask him to go out of the mountain to help, you can top 100,000 soldiers and horses. ”
Zhu Ping'an smiled slightly.
"As long as he still has 100,000 soldiers and horses, I don't believe it, any soldier can beat him to cry and call his mother."
Liu Dadao flattened his mouth.
"He can't do hand-to-hand combat, but he is good at strategizing and winning thousands of miles away."
Zhu Ping'an explained.
Liu Mu and Liu Dadao still don't believe it, and they don't believe that the greasy fat man will be so powerful.
"You'll find out later." Zhu Ping'an smiled slightly, at the beginning, Liu Bei invited Zhuge Liang to visit the thatched house, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were not convinced, but then Zhuge Liang Bo Wangpo burned them with a fire, facts speak louder than words, Xu Wenchang made a few shots in the future, Liu Mu and Liu Dadao naturally knew his ability, but, after thinking about it, Zhu Ping'an told the two of them again, "Later, you respect him a little, this time I hope to ask him to go out of the mountain to help me ask for help." ”
"Don't worry, Childe, we won't spoil Childe's business." Liu Mu and Liu Dadao nodded vigorously.
Zhu Ping'an nodded reassuringly, then stepped forward and gently knocked on the knocker of the greasy fat man's door.
As usual, he lightly buckled it again, but the small courtyard did not respond, and Zhu Ping'an knocked again as usual.
If so, after being deducted three times, the yard sounded like a familiar magnetic crane chirping, "Who, who, in the afternoon, clang, disturbing people's dreams, and is there any public morality.....
There was a crunch of the door.
The greasy fat man, as always, was disheveled and unkempt, surrounded by a thin quilt, and appeared at the door with an unkind face. I haven't seen him for a few days, and the fat man has a dish, and it is estimated that the food is not good these days.
After opening the door and seeing that it was Zhu Ping'an and his party who spared his dream, the unkindness on the greasy fat man's face suddenly turned into excitement, especially when he saw the three huge double-layer food boxes and two large jars of Shaoxing old wine in the hands of the guy from the Huiji Restaurant who followed Zhu Ping'an, he couldn't hide his joy, and his saliva was about to flow out.
If it was usual, Liu Dadao would definitely sarcastically say two words to him, but thinking of Gongzi's instructions, Liu Dadao held back.
"Haha, it turned out to be you, really, you always pick me to come when I have a gluttonous feast and a sweet dream, and interrupt my sweet dream......" The greasy fat man said with a smile while snorting.
"yes, so we all took the initiative to bring compensation." Zhu Ping'an smiled at the greasy fat man and arched his hand, "Don't you invite us in?" ”
"Hehe, how can it, how can it, our China is a state of etiquette, how can there be a reason to keep wine and food, no, no, to keep guests out." The greasy fat man sucked his saliva again and again and said, and said that he was bald in excitement, and told the truth in his heart, and after finding out, he brazenly changed it.
Liu Dadao lowered his head and couldn't help but roll his eyes twice.
"Please come in, please come in, hurry up please come in." The greasy fat man waved again and again, as if he had met his closest relatives and friends who had been separated for a hundred years.
Zhu Ping'an, Liu Dadao and Liu Mu entered the door first, and the guys from the Huiji Restaurant followed into the door.
"Alas, be careful, be careful, be careful, don't pay attention to your feet, there's a mud puddle here, and a bowl of water just splashed in front of you is a little slippery, but be careful, don't slip and fall, fall this good wine and food......"
The greasy fat man instantly revealed his original form, and his fat body crossed Zhu Ping'an and the three of them, and he diligently guided the guys in the restaurant, not to mention how cautious and cautious he was.