212. Feed the dog food, and it never stops

It is absolutely impossible for Liu Chan to hand over his group of beauties to others to take care of, the story of self-theft, Liu Chan has heard a lot, even if this person is Liu Chan's second uncle Guan Yu, Liu Chan doesn't believe Guan Yu, he thinks it's unnecessary, his own woman is majestic, isn't it more fragrant?

As for the life and death of Xunyang City, Liu Chan originally didn't care, the procrastination trick was very mysterious, as long as he didn't admit defeat, he could drag it all the time, if he didn't do it for three days, he would drag it out for three more months, men, the dead duck had a hard mouth, and it was not that he hadn't seen it, like Liu Bei, a cheeky person could achieve a great cause.

Liu Chan knows that Guan Yu loves face, but who doesn't have a good face, in front of a group of beauties, Liu Chan will not go back on his word and slap his mouth, Liu Bei has lost so many times, and he has never admitted his mistakes, at most he burst into tears, and secretly scolded his father in his heart, Liu Chan finally married so many ladies, how can he be willing to be soft, if he has a father, he must have a son, "Second uncle, you sit first, ride a horse steadily, open your eyes and look at it, Xunyang City, as I expected, something big will happen soon, really." The second uncle didn't believe it, and when I guessed wrong, I punished myself with three cups and ate soil to make amends. ”

Liu Chan didn't bring much money and food, and before Jiangling City, for the sake of face, he put on a show, and gave Liu Feng the loot he had captured, and after a day or two, the grain and grass were in a hurry, and Liu Chan had no choice, and he had to withdraw if he didn't withdraw.

Liu Chan can tighten his belt, a group of beauties are pampered, they can't stand Liu Chan's toss, when they are hungry, women have no determination, just like eating whips, they will howl.

Guan Yu didn't think so, so he almost scolded, Liu Chan, this bear child, this is a bet lost, and he is going to cheat, Xunyang City is guarded by Zhang Liao, if you want to win Xunyang, you can't get around Zhang Liao, unless you kill Zhang Liao, you will have to wait, and it will be in vain to wait.

"Adou, don't mess around, let's go back to the army first, after resting, and then attack Fancheng again, this Xunyang City, you should give Zhang Liao a face, repay his favor, and don't owe each other in the future, when you meet again, the second uncle and I will cut Zhang Liao, the villain with two sides and three knives." Guan Yu had to persuade again, and even gave Guan Yinping a look, asking Guan Yinping to persuade Liu Chan, don't make two mistakes, keep the pestle at the door of people's homes, the more you eat, the worse it gets, it will cause people to laugh shamefully, like a flower child.

"Kill! Kill! ”

"There's an enemy attack, on! Don't let go of any Xiliang rebellion! ”

"Block, quickly give Ben a top up."

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As soon as Guan Yu's voice fell, there were bursts of fighting sounds from Xunyang City, and the neighing of war horses resounded in the ears and resounded in the sky.

Guan Yu's face turned even redder with shame, it was hot and hot, and his face twitched with shame, and he was about to have internal injuries.

"Second uncle, my father often taught me, don't talk too much, it's easy to slap your face, the second uncle's big knife should be put away first, and Zhang Liao's favor should be repaid, second uncle, you don't have to do it, let me come to this Xunyang City." You saw Zhang Liao, old friends, it's not good to poison the hand, I don't have so many worries, Mr. captured Zhang Liao and came back, and then he cut it if he didn't want to surrender. At most, when Zhang Liao died, I asked Xiao Ji Ji to give Zhang Liao an extra pillar of incense and talk about it. Liu Chan wanted to laugh, but because of Guan Yu's face, he could only endure it, his face couldn't help laughing, he couldn't hold it back, so he had to turn his head, looked at Huang Zhong and Tai Shici, these generals, and directly ordered the order, Guan Yu can't take the city, Liu Chan will take it, Guan Yu can't cut the general Zhang Liao, Liu Chan will cut, Liu Chan will hate, even the old man Cao Cao, uncle Sun Quan are pitted, where can I take care of a small matchmaker Zhang Liao, "The generals will listen to the order, there is a change in Xunyang, and it should be owned by me, raise troops for a thousand days, use it for a while, and wait for when without fighting at this time." You all give this young master the strength to eat, whoever dares to drop the chain for this young master, this young master will throw him into the water and sink into the sea to feed the fish. ”

"Order Gankong Gan Xingba to be the vanguard of the left army, and attack the left side of Xunyang City, there must be no mistake."

"Order Zhang He and Zhang Junyi to be the vanguard of the army on the right, attack the right side of Xunyang City, and attack immediately."

"Order Wei Yan and Wei Wenchang to be the vanguard general of the front, attack the main gate of Xunyang City, and mainly break the door and enter the city."

"Ordered Taishi Ci Taishi Ziyi to be the vanguard general of the wall, attack the wall of Xunyang City, kill the defenders on the city wall, and cover the attack of our army."

"Order Huang Zhong and Huang Han to be promoted to the siege general, responsible for command and scheduling, sit in the Chinese army, and take Xunyang City, otherwise you will come to see you."

"Order Cao Zhang, Cao Ziwen, to be the pioneer general of the horse, to lead the horse for my second uncle, to stabilize my second uncle, and to be ready to enter the city at any time, my second uncle is old, the siege is too fierce, don't scare my second uncle, Cao Zhang, don't beat my second uncle's horse's idea, the red rabbit horse is a mare, very strong."

"Ordered Cao Zhi Cao Zijian to be the general of the battalion leader, prepare a celebration banquet, put good wine and meat on the table, and start to bury the pot to cook, it is best to provide food for the young master and the ladies first, the young lord is hungry, and he has no food, so he has to eat the ladies."

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Liu Chan was like two people, and gave orders in one breath, Liu Chan also took the opportunity to rub oil, held Guan Yinping's jade hand, pulled out his sword, and pointed at Xunyang City, with a domineering face, even Guan Yu was drunk, and his face was even redder.

Hide, hide!

I was deceived by Liu Chan before, it turned out that Liu Chan has always been pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, Guan Yu Lao Huai was pleased, and his brother Liu Bei had a successor, but Guan Yu was very puzzled, his brother Liu Bei never hid his clumsiness, he had as much strength as he could, and occasionally bragged a few times, selling straw sandals, there must be as many pairs of straw sandals as there were, how could there be hidden and hidden, not at all as scheming as Liu Chan, Liu Chan's personality was more like the black traitor Cao Cao, which made Guan Yu sigh for a while and dare not think deeply.

"The Last General's Order!" Huang Zhong, Tai Shici, Gan Ning, Wei Yan These generals hugged their fists one after another, rode out of their horses, and vented their anger on this Xunyang City, they couldn't help it for a long time, although as Liu Chan's subordinates, the poison resistance was a little stronger, and eating Liu Chan's dog food was not so fast to poison, but they couldn't stand Liu Chan feeding the dog food, so they didn't stop.

Liu Chan's generals love and hate Liu Chan, without Liu Chan, they don't even have the opportunity to see beauties, but with Liu Chan here, enjoy the tenderness and care of beauties, all to Liu Chan alone, this is not to kill everyone.

In Xunyang City, the murderous aura was soaring, the shouts shook the sky, and the generals were eager to step forward to make contributions, which was better than staying to see Liu Chan and drooling.

The generals with their soldiers and horses attacked almost at the same time, and Gan Ning and Zhang He soon came to the left and right, attracting the few Cao army defenders on Xunyang City and reducing the pressure on other roads.

"Quick, prepare to hit the wood, for Ben to break open this city gate, who wants not to make a big effort, Ben will let him push the whole army up and down tonight, see if he still dares to fish in troubled water?" Wei Yan's face is full of ferocity, and he acts in a very anti-bone style, and likes infighting.