211. Beauty such as Tian
"Adou, being a man and doing things, how can there be a reason to give up halfway, if you fail to take Xunyang City, how can there be a matter of Mingjin collecting troops, don't say that it is Zhang Liao and Zhang Wenyuan, that is, Cao Cao personally came, your second uncle's Qinglong Yanyue Knife is by no means covered. Come one to kill one, come two to kill a pair, the second uncle will attack the city and take the pass, such as killing chickens with a knife, a trivial matter, don't persuade the second uncle to learn from you, change your father here, you have been shaved into a pig's head. "Guan Yu is known as the 'beautiful beard', the most proud is a beard, the beard is also red, and long and straight, enviable, Guan Yu stroked the beautiful beard, ready to use the procrastination trick, let time to hit Liu Chan's face, prove that the siege of the city has to rely on the knife, and you can't wait to wait, "The city, it must be captured." It's just that the second uncle wants you to understand a truth, waiting can't solve the problem, you say wait for three or five days, then the second uncle will accompany you to wait, and then Xunyang City will still be that Xunyang City, everything has not changed, you will understand how stupid you said, people, you have to be motivated, if you don't fight or grab, you won't get anything. ”
After Guan Yu finished speaking, Liu Chan was stunned, he just said casually, Guan Yu actually believed it, if he wants to play a hand to wait for the rabbit and reap the benefits of the fisherman, it will be difficult, unless Zhang Liao can be persuaded to surrender in these three or five days, otherwise attack Xunyang City, Guan Yu is right, or his big sword.
Liu Chan saw that Guan Yu's face turned even redder, and knew that if he said more, Guan Yu would definitely be anxious with Liu Chan, just what Guan Yu said, just what Guan Yu said, who made Guan Yu Liu Chan's second uncle, he couldn't be ashamed until Guan Yu was embarrassed and angry.
"The second uncle is wise, I am far inferior to the second uncle, just listen to the second uncle, let's wait here in Xunyang City, even if we can't attack the city, it's good to scare the Cao army in the city." Second uncle, don't worry, the second uncle and my father are in love with Jin Jian, as an only son, I will never back down, so I will take my second uncle's daughter Sister Yinping to accompany you in this city. Hum! He Cao Juncheng has a lot of food, and our army... There are many beauties, I take beauties out every day, change one person at a time, let Zhang Liao drool in the city, and come to flood Xunyang City. "Liu Chan is very easy-going, Guan Yu said that he will not retreat, then he will not retreat, anyway, there are beautiful women with him, it is the same everywhere, it is not every day that the red sleeves are fragrant, beautiful and delicious, no matter how difficult the environment, as long as someone serves, Liu Chan can also be left and right, and be optimistic, Liu Chan is afraid that Guan Yu himself is uncomfortable, after all, Guan Yu used to take two sisters-in-law to fall into trouble in Cao Ying, so he blushed, and now it is even more miserable, Liu Chan has more than two women, it is a group of beauties, "Second uncle, don't worry, we share weal and woe, support each other, Second uncle, you live in a military tent alone, I promise not to let the second uncle be wronged, and my wife and I will just live in the chariot together. Second uncle, if you hear any sound at night and can't sleep, get up and ride a horse, your red rabbit horse is also the best, ride a horse and shake it, shake it and fall asleep. ”
Guan Yu hated that iron could not become steel, so he took the horsewhip, so he wanted to teach his brother Liu Bei his son, beat Liu Chan, glanced at the women around Liu Chan, and found that his daughter Guan Yinping had always protected Liu Chan closely, and even squeezed her body to Liu Chan, Guan Yu had no choice but to sigh, gave up the idea of beating Liu Chan, and changed it to teach Guan Yinping's grandson in the future, counting on Liu Chan, but not counting on it.
In Guan Yu's eyes, Liu Chan, who can't support the wall in this mud, has a good fate, he is a second generation, and he has only become a gentleman, who does not learn and has no skills, wants martial arts, does not omit martial arts, and wants literary talents, so he has never heard of any earth-shattering articles, but he is full of crooked reasoning.
"Hmm!" Guan Yu snorted sullenly, slapped the red rabbit horse, ran away, camped away from Liu Chan, Guan Yu didn't want to listen to the wall, the young people now are too open, Guan Yu is afraid that he can't bear it, and he will hurt his heart, and it will be difficult to lift a knife in the future.
Three days later.
Guan Yu finally couldn't stand it anymore, Guan Yu ate grass every day, Liu Chan was like an emperor, there were different beauties waiting every day, the beauties around him changed stubble, and Guan Yu even washed his socks by himself, which was really more human than human, and he was angry.
But Guan Yu can't open his mouth yet, with his daughter Guan Yinping by his side, Guan Yu must hold the shelf, high, unable to bully Liu Chan and squeeze Liu Chan's beauties.
"Adou, three days have passed, you see, Xunyang City is still Xunyang City, Cao Cao's banner is still hanging high on the city wall, and Zhang Liao, the main general in the city, has not moved, so you are wrong, in the future, you must not rely on waiting, wait for a long time, once the time passes, it will be difficult to attack, and you may even pit your teammates." Guan Yu was in a good mood, the outcome of the matter was as Guan Yu expected, he waited for three days in vain, Zhang Liao in Xunyang City was in the big fish and meat, and Guan Yu could only eat grass outside the city, and he had to watch Liu Chan have fun, now Guan Yu was like suddenly finding an outlet, grasping the pain point that Liu Chan said, and began to preach Liu Chan, and even directly ordered the task, so that Liu Chan could be busy, and he didn't care about the beauty, "Although you dragged it for a few days and missed the war, the second uncle doesn't blame you, you are still young, and the road is still long. In less than three days, it would have been taken long ago. Now that the showdown is over, Zhang Wenyuan is bold and careful, it's not easy to do it, so let's go back. After you go back, you have to read more military books, go and copy my previous "Spring and Autumn" again, you must write by hand, copy it yourself, if you can't finish copying, the wives in your family will be taken care of by the second uncle for you. ”
Guan Yu is Liu Bei's sworn brother, of course he hopes that Liu Chan can spread his leaves, but Guan Yu's attitude towards women has been brainwashed by Liu Bei for a long time, and he is the same as Liu Bei, he doesn't value women, especially beautiful women, and he is still very repulsive in his heart, thinking that he is a disaster.
Liu Chan has a group of beauties, that is Liu Chan's ability, Guan Yu will not object, but Liu Chan is addicted to a group of beauties, then it is a big problem. As the saying goes, there is no field that is not ploughed, only tired cattle, Liu Chan goes on like this, not to mention hurting his waist and kidneys, and even his body bones are estimated to be swallowed by a group of beauties.
Beauty is like a field, there are too many fields, it is not a good thing if you can't plough it, Guan Yu can only endure the pain, let Liu Chan's field be barren, and even necessary, Guan Yu does not hesitate to sacrifice himself to take care of the field for Liu Chan, as for whether to secretly go into the water and help Liu Chan plough, it depends on whether it is a paddy field or a dry field.
"Second uncle, what are you anxious about, this is not the third pole of the day, say retreat, punish me for copying the military book, and say it too early, wait until breakfast is over, if Xunyang City has not moved after eating, then eat at noon, drink a few sips of wine, listen to the ladies sing a few songs, and then lick the ground and sleep, beautiful. Second uncle, I don't understand, you are in such a hurry, your face is red. ”