79. Don't shoot, please don't shoot

Sun Shangxiang is carrying weapons on his body, and his body size is heavier than the slender Xiao Qiao, the small Zhen Ji, and Huang Yueying, "Adou, will we have someone to answer it?" If you don't do anything else, when the time comes, the old lady will fall down, and if you feed the fish, the old lady will not let you go. The old lady can't hold it anymore, and I swear that when I go back, I must lose weight. ”

Sun Shangxiang deserves to be a lucky star, as soon as the words fell, Liu Chan saw a boat floating on the horizontal line, it was not someone else's boat, it was Liu Chan's amphibious yacht 'Rolls to tear'.

"Pick it up! It has to be answered. Xiangxiang Mom, you are not fat, you are called plump and round, super elastic, you said that since you married into the old Liu family, you have been stuffy in the courtyard to play with weapons, how many times have you cut your little hands, you come out to play, how can I not send someone to take a ride? I can't wait for you, I don't let you scream comfortably, and I can't spare me when I turn back. Liu Chan stretched out his hand and pinched Sun Shangxiang's ***, the corners of his mouth raised, and he gestured to the beauties for his yacht, causing all the beauties to see that their eyes were straight, "No, look over there, my yacht is here, let's come out to play, we have to be beautiful, it's the same wherever you go, you give this young master a long face, and this young master will take you majestic." ”

No matter at any time, as long as you have expectations, you can persevere, predicament can't crush people, despair will crush people.

"Yay! Great, the husband's yacht is here, there is a yacht, even if we are empty-handed, it is difficult to hide the inhumanity of the husband's trench, and the father must have beaten the husband out of the door with a broom. Husband, you came to greet your relatives, is it such a big scene? Awesome! Xiao Qiao saw the yacht and clapped his hands happily, if it weren't for Liu Chan's quick eyes, he grabbed the meat on Xiao Qiao's body and pulled Xiao Qiao up, Xiao Qiao would have become the first person to dive in the air with a difficulty coefficient of 5.0, "Huhu, I'm scared to death, husband, it's good to have you." When I get to my father, I will help you tell you the matchmaker, make sure that my father agrees to marry you, give my father a dowry, and my husband will definitely satisfy my father. ”

Xiao Qiao was frightened, his mouth was all messed up, and he directly wanted to talk to Qiao Gong and marry Qiao Gong to Liu Chan, Xiao Qiao's danger was chaotic, which made all the beauties happy, and they all laughed, the atmosphere was more relaxed, and there was no fear of emotion.

"Lord, mercy is too late, and please forgive your sins." Tai Shi Ci stopped the game 'Rolls to tear' not far from Zhou Yu's sailors, looked at Zhou Yu's inexplicable face, simply ignored Zhou Yu, and after anchoring the yacht, he reported to Liu Chan for instructions, "Lord, you are flying in the sky, how can your subordinates take you down?" The subordinates can't go up. ”

"Adou, why did you go to heaven? Come down quickly, fly too high, easy to be struck by lightning, come down quickly, let your dad know, it will definitely break your legs. Zhao Yun regretted it a little, he shouldn't have come out tonight, after he came, if he couldn't save Liu Chan, he watched Liu Chan fall into the water, and he didn't save him when he died, then Zhao Yun would have a lifelong psychological shadow, but unfortunately Zhao Yun couldn't fly, imagine that Changbanpo would come to a single savior at that time, it was not realistic, "Adou, can you fly down?" If not, Uncle Zilong will release arrows and shoot off your kite wings so that you can fall, even if Uncle Zilong's archery skills are not as strong as Huang Zhongqiang, he may be injured by mistake. ”

Shoot arrows at the enemy, Zhao Yun is an arrow accurate, and shoot arrows into the sky, Zhao Yun This is the first time, there are still a bunch of people hanging on the kite above, like hanging bacon skewers, there are men and women, Zhao Yun died of embarrassment.

"Uncle Zilong, stop it, don't shoot, please don't shoot. These are the women of this young master, you must not shoot them, let's go down, you stop the yacht in place, and when we lower the altitude, you can just drive the boat over to pick them up. Liu Chan didn't want Zhao Yun to shoot indiscriminately, the women on it were all out of print, limited edition, which one was injured, Liu Chan cried and had no place to buy it, "Beauties, hold on tight, we're going to land." Maybe the process of descending, it will be a little weightless, it will feel like being squeezed by someone else's hand, the meat will be pressed a little more by pressure, it's okay, it's better to be bigger than smaller. ”

Liu Chan untied the timber tied to both sides of the kite, left the beams that everyone was holding on, transformed the kite into a parachute, and began to land slowly, steadily landing on his yacht with all the beauties.

"Uncle Zilong, Ziyi, why are you here? Yo, why is Shi Yuan here, still unhappy? This young master told you, don't come out to be scary if you look ugly, vomit! Liu Chan helped Zhen Ji, Xiao Qiao and other beauties to get off the kite, and wanted to say some polite words, thank Zhao Yun and Tai Shici, but when he saw Pang Tong in the corner of the yacht, he was so disgusted that he couldn't hold back for a while, and even vomited out the supper, "Zhen Ji, Xiangxiang Mom, take a few of them to the yacht's restaurant to eat something, suppress the shock, tonight's game is over here, go back after eating, obediently wash white, and sleep for the young master." ”

Liu Chan hurriedly broke away Zhen Ji and Xiao Qiao and other beauties, and didn't show them the tragic face of Pang Tong.

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the evil feeling caused by Pang Tong's ugliness being disgusted and the glass heart being broken, and receiving a reward: Pang Tong's old friend. Pang Tong is different from Zhuge Liang, Pang Tong is a native of Jingzhou, and Zhuge Liang is a Langya person who came to Longzhong Academy to study after the disaster, which is also the fundamental reason why Pang Tong and Zhuge Liang do not deal with each other. Zhuge Liang is talented, but he has no friends, Pang Tong is ugly, but in fact, he has many friends, like Cui Jun, Cui Zhouping, Shi Tao, Shi Guangyuan, Meng Jian, Meng Gongwei, the reason why these people don't go out of the mountain and go on a career is mainly because they don't have enough chips. In the near future, Pang Tong's friends will have someone from Yizhou to visit Pang Tong, and the host can recruit one or two if he has a heart. ”

"Adou, it's okay if you're okay, it's dark and windy tonight, I see that the lord has a few uncles and military advisors around him, so I found Ziyi and Shiyuan, came to look for you, and sent you supper by the way, but Shiyuan was too hungry just now, and he ate it." Zhao Yun saw that Liu Chan was fine, his back road was not broken, he was in a good mood, blowing a cool breeze, and said it by the way, pit Pang Tong more.

"My lord, I testify. Just now, he didn't let the military advisor come, he had to follow, saying that the Savior, he was sincere, who knew that as soon as the ship started, he would get seasick, vomit all the way, and after vomiting, he said that he was hungry, and ate the dry food prepared by General Zhao. Tai Shi Ci made up for it unkindly, this Pang Tong, don't follow the seasickness, the whole yacht was filled with a sour smell, if it weren't for Liu Chan bringing a group of fragrant beauties, it would probably stink at this time.

"Lord, I'm wronged... I'm dizzy... Vomit, vomit, vomit! Pang Tong struggled to stand up, but as soon as he moved, he became seasick and vomited, so he had to sit on the board of the boat and cry.