78. Is it because you want to eat fart?

Zhou Yu instructed the officers and soldiers of the navy to learn Liu Chan's trick of borrowing arrows from the grass boat, and wanted to force Liu Chan to surrender, "Liu Chan, buried in the sea, but there is no corpse to die, the waves on the river are fierce, the wind and waves are strong, I count three times, if you don't come down, then you will lose the last straw, fall into the water, and the governor will not look at you more, but it's a pity that so many red-faced beauties are affected by you and drowned in the water." ”

Intimidate, add to the counter! Zhou Yu's trick of persuasion.

"Oh, Zhou Gongjin, in the middle of the night, you are not at home, you came to follow this young master, do you want to fart? Haha, satisfy you. Come, there are so many of us, eat and drink well tonight, send some so that Gongjin can sleep well tonight. After Liu Chan laughed at Zhou Yu, he deliberately learned the strange sound of "fluttering", which caused all the beauties to giggle, admiring Liu Chan's eyes wide, "Gongjin, to be honest, this is mainly your words, there is no business to do, at this time, I am holding the beauty at home, drooling and sleeping, isn't it fragrant?" Oh no, Gongjin is single, no wife, this young master is offended, hehe. ”

Liu Chan looked bad, picked Zhou Yu's shortcomings to ridicule, said that Zhou Yu's white face and the night melted together, Liu Chan has no public morality, he doesn't hit people in the face, he doesn't scold people short, but Liu Chan has no bottom line for Zhou Yu at all, he has three wives and four concubines, and he also uses Zhou Yu to brush.

"Humph! Dead ducks have hard beaks. Liu Chan, the governor of this capital wants to see how long you can fly in the sky, and when the wind stops, you must not fall like a bird in the sky and become a chicken in the soup. The Governor will not go back tonight, and will spend it with you to see who can consume more energy than whom. "When the time comes, when you drown, the Governor will pick up the corpses again, rescue the beauties who fell into the water, and then send you back to Liu Yuanjun, which is also the gift of the Governor to take over a group of beauties for you, you get below, you don't have to thank me for your dreams."

Zhou Yu is so flawed, I really want to see how long Liu Chan's kite can fly, originally Liu Chan fell into the water and drowned, it was harmless, and it would not affect the joint efforts of Liu and Sun to fight Cao, but Zhou Yu was not used to Liu Beijun being in the limelight, overpowering Sun Quan, and babbling on the territory of Eastern Wu, so he wanted to humiliate Liu Bei, so that Liu Bei could pick up his tail and be a man.

"Gong Jin, don't be embarrassed and angry, it's windy here tonight, you flashed your tongue carefully, the young master's wife, you toad also want to eat swan meat? I'm afraid you can't even touch a finger, so follow behind and envy it, look at the young master of incense. Liu Chan hugged Xiao Qiao, took a sip of incense, so angry that Zhou Yu directly drew his sword, broke the floating oar on the bow of the boat, hated itchy, Zhou Yu is the best Lori, I like Xiao Qiao for a long time, Liu Chan and Xiao Qiao's closeness is like sticking a knife in Zhou Yu's chest, "Gong Jin, this young master is for the sake of you working hard to follow behind and eat fart, don't say I didn't remind you, man, stepping on two boats, this is human nature, but you have to be careful to drive the boat for ten thousand years, especially to stare at your own bottom, don't the boat is gone, the water is still there." ”

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the bad feelings caused by Zhou Yu's humiliation and beloved goddess Xiao Qiao being slighted by the host, and receiving a reward: Cai Mao's business. Cai Mao knew the strength of the Eastern Wu Naval Army, and he didn't want to have a hard anal with Sun Quan, so he took advantage of Cao Cao's headache and planned to support a wave of Liu Bei and do a business with Liu Bei. Cai Mao planned to buy a batch of iron chains to strengthen Cao Cao's naval training, but Cai Mao had given up on transferring Cao Jun's army to a naval army, and instead prepared to make another surprise move, changing the water battle into a land battle, so that the Cao army, which was born as a tiger and leopard, came in handy. The host can use the iron ore under his command to take Cai Mao's order in exchange for Cao Jun's war horses and money. ”

As soon as Liu Chan finished speaking, Zhou Yu smiled, tonight the moon and stars are scarce, Liu Chan is flying in the sky, there is no wind and waves at all, Zhou Yu is too familiar with this river, where will Liu Chan be fooled, and the mystery in his eyes is confident.

"The host initiates the manipulation of the river, triggering the river to flow backwards and accelerate, forming a whirlpool. The vortex is unable to annex Zhou Yu's ship, but it will lock on to Zhou Yu's ship and prevent it from sailing. ”

"Report! The Metropolitan Governor, the river surface is prone to change, the river begins to flow backwards, and the officers and men of our army find that there is a whirlpool in front of them, and ask the Metropolitan Governor to give an order. The herald soldier looked at Zhou Yu's face and didn't dare to say more, according to past experience, the ships had to turn around at this time, and then report to Zhou Yu.

If you don't leave, when the whirlpool grows bigger, maybe the ships will be swept in.

Sometimes, the water can carry the boat, but also can overturn the boat, this river has achieved the prestige of the Dongwu Navy, but it has also broken a lot of soldiers, the danger in the river, except for the navy, no one else can understand better.

"Vortex? Alas! Both Yu and Zen. It's been in vain again tonight, withdraw! Ordered to go down, the whole army retreated, returned to the water barracks, and closed the team. Zhou Yu is young and vigorous, but he is not idiotic enough to fight against the river for a Liu Chan, it is not easy to train a qualified sailor, there is no need to feed the fish, after the order, Zhou Yu raised his eyes to look at Liu Chan, like looking at a drowning fat pig, "Liu Chan, you are really born at the wrong time, the war is imminent, but you have to be buried in the sea, and you have to be swept into the whirlpool, and end up with no bones, it's a pity, it's too late, now you beg me, the governor is too lazy to take care of you." ”

After Zhou Yu finished speaking, he took out a pot of wine, poured a glass for Liu Chan first, and after paying homage to Liu Chan, he threw it into the river, drank another cup alone, and then led the navy army and withdrew.

"Gong Jin, want to go? Have you asked this young master? Has this young master approved? It's not that easy, you open your dog's eyes and see, this is not an ordinary whirlpool, I'm afraid that with the horsepower of your ship, it's just too much to want to escape, all the people on the boat row hard, and if you don't row, the person who gets involved in the whirlpool first is definitely you. Liu Chan glanced at the river, why hasn't anyone appeared yet, it's true that this big kite can go to the sky, but Zhou Yu is right, even if it is a bird, it has to have a time to rest, if no one answers Liu Chan, Liu Chan's operation will be big, and he will pit himself, "Beauties, tonight is beautiful, and there is a cool breeze to send off, it is better to sing a song for this young master, so that Zhou Yu below will be envious and jealous." ”

What kind of song Zhou Lang Gu, no matter how white Zhou Yu looks, no matter how handsome he is, he has to follow Liu Chan and eat farts, with Zhou Yu's little tricks, he is not worthy of being Liu Chan's opponent, he wants to eat black, Zhou Yu is too young, whether he capsizes the boat tonight depends on Zhou Yu's own luck.

"Adou, on this big bird, we have played and sung, how can we go down? Gongjin They have a boat, don't say that you just let a few of us float in the sky for a night, the old lady can't stand it, the old lady's body is heavy and can't hold it. At the end of the song, Sun Shangxiang exploded.