38. Wonderful footwork
If it were someone else, Guan Yu would have been cut with a knife, but unfortunately the only son of the eldest brother Liu Bei had to persuade him bitterly.
"Second brother, third brother, Adou, he's still young, he's not sensible, he's a little exaggerated, Adou melted my weapon just now, it's very unusual. No, I brought Adou to apologize to the two virtuous brothers. Liu Bei wanted to cry, but he was more familiar with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, and he felt that it was unnecessary, so he held back his flushed face and pulled Liu Chan to his side, "Adou, quickly apologize to your second and third uncles, this matter will be revealed, otherwise all the promises made to you by your father will be invalid, don't even think about it." ”
Liu Chan was as good as a stream, and smiled heartily, "Second uncle, third uncle, I know my mistake, I didn't melt your weapons, for the sake of my ineffective work, do you want to send me some soldiers and horses?" You don't need more, just give three or five thousand. ”
For soldiers and horses, Liu Chan learned from Han Xin, the more the merrier, first ask for a large amount, sit on the ground, and bargain.
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Guan Yu and Zhang Fei for learning that Liu Chan was going to melt their divine soldiers, and also asked for the evil feelings generated by the soldiers and horses, and received a reward: wonderful footwork. The host has a divine hammer, and there is a drum to break the sky hammer method, and now this wonderful footwork is missing. I believe that whoever is the opponent of the host thinks that the host is stupid and heavy, but in fact, the host is completely agile players. ”
"This..."Guan Yu hated it, hated that the Qinglong Yanyue Knife was not by his side, otherwise he would have wasted Liu Chan's legs with one sword, so as not to continue to harm Liu Bei.
"Adou, it takes several days for the third uncle to whip a soldier to death, do you want to take them to death? Haha, besides, I will give you the soldiers and horses, can you use them? Why don't you take them to play in the water and jump into the sea? Zhang Fei shook the whip in his hand, clapped his hands, and looked at Liu Chan as stupidly as if he were looking at a pig on the chopping board when he was in Zhuojun.
"The third uncle is wise, my father brought me to the military camp just to select soldiers and horses for me, I really want to take them to play in the water and jump into the sea, but not to die, but to train them in the water and turn them into a water army." Liu Chan was there, and he simply and generously admitted Zhang Fei's guess, so as not to have to repeat it again in the future, "Don't worry, with a genius like me, a hero who is a hero in the world, to be their general, I can't kill them." Second uncle, third uncle, man, hurry up, how many soldiers and horses will you give me? ”
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Guan Yu and Zhang Fei's bad feelings after confirming that the host is sick and worrying in the future, and get a reward: dog fancy swimming training method. Thank you for the invitation, people in the river and sea, just know how to lie on the dog, the host wants to train an excellent water army, must let every soldier learn the game first, this is the foundation, even if the posture is ugly, only the dog lying fancy swimming training method, after practicing for a long time, you can stand up to the swimmer. ”
Guan Yu didn't look over, Zhang Fei gasped, and he didn't know how to fight Liu Chan's delusions for a while.
"Second brother, third brother, Adou has grown a little bit lately, or, you pick some unsuccessful ones and make up 500 soldiers and horses for Adou? So that Adou can familiarize himself with military affairs and exercise first. "My own son hurts, Liu Bei was shy, so he asked Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to borrow it.
"Big brother, how are you... Messing around? Guan Yu looked puzzled, Liu Chan is Liu Bei's only son, did he really let Liu Chan go to the battlefield? The soldiers and horses are small, Liu Chan's small life is big, and he fights in battle, that's not a joke, Liu Bei finally got a son in old age, if Liu Chan is gone, he will play big.
Zhang Fei picked up the whip on the ground again, looked at Liu Chan's small body, and smiled obscenely, "Big brother, Adou wants to be in charge of the army, it's a good thing, let Adou come to my command, I will fight three times a day, and the ass will bloom, and the custody of Adou will soon be as strong and strong as me." As for the soldiers and horses who want to divide me, for the sake of the eldest brother, as long as Adou can hold up my whipping, a whip of a hundred soldiers and horses, I will have no problem. ”
Has Liu Chan grown? Talking about growth in front of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei does not exist.
Zhang Fei planned to whip Liu Chan out of his original form, rolling on the ground in pain, so that Liu Bei could see clearly how many catties and taels Liu Chan had, and don't be fooled by Liu Chan.
"Third uncle, is this true? Don't wait to lose all the soldiers and horses under your command, and go back to my father to cry your nose, as long as the third uncle can hit me, then these five hundred soldiers and horses, I don't want it. Liu Chan understood that only by convincing Guan Yu and Zhang Fei would the two of them willingly hand over the soldiers and horses to Liu Chan's hands, Liu Chan turned his head and called Guan Yu by the way, "Second uncle, you can also go together, I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry." I'll have to pick up the soldiers later, I'm too busy. ”
Liu Chan looked like he was underbeaten, not only agreed to make a move with Zhang Fei, but also provoked Guan Yu and asked Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to join forces to deal with Liu Chan.
Liu Bei smiled bitterly and shook his head secretly, this Guan Yu and Zhang Fei's two righteous brothers joined forces, I'm afraid even Liu Bei can't stop it, Liu Chan is a big support, just now he also taught Chen Zhi not to talk too much, as soon as he arrived at the barracks, Liu Chan was like a different person, and he was terrifyingly confident.
"Adou, look at the whip! The third uncle has wanted to beat you for a long time, you have been too swaggering recently, even your mother-in-law has married three, and the third uncle is still single in the barracks. Zhang Fei's long whip was silently pumped towards Liu Chan's body, aiming at Liu Chan's legs, trying to whip Liu Chan to the ground.
In fact, Zhang Fei and Guan Yu both married, Guan Yu learned from Liu Bei to accept a righteous son Guan Ping, and also gave birth to a second son Guan Xing, while Zhang Fei gave birth to Zhang Bao, but these two people are extremely repulsive to men and women, either living in the barracks, or sleeping with Liu Bei, seeing that Liu Chan began to have a lot of ups and downs at a young age, he was unhappy in his heart.
Liu Chan still had a smile on the corner of his mouth, raised his foot slightly, turned around, and skillfully avoided the sneak attack of Zhang Fei's whip, "Third uncle, have you drunk too much wine again?" I'm here, where is your whip going? ”
Being ridiculed by Liu Chan, Zhang Fei's anger soared, the whip in his hand began to flip rapidly, and he kept beckoning to Liu Chan, Zhang Fei no longer wanted to whip Liu Chan's part accurately, but only wanted to hit, "Little rabbit cub, third uncle, see how you still escape." ”
The whip shadow is heavy, but unfortunately none of the whips can fall on Liu Chan's body, Liu Bei's jaw is satisfied, Guan Yu stares at Zhang Fei, and secretly complains that Zhang Fei released water and accompanied Liu Chan to act.
"Third brother, the matter of soldiers and horses is a matter of life and death, you must not leave your hands, let Adou be lucky, and fight hard and wholeheartedly." Guan Yu instructed Zhang Fei, then he took out the horsewhip on his waist, stepped forward quietly, and joined the melee, "Adou, be careful, the second uncle has come to teach you a lesson." Look at the whip... Well, if the whip misses, there will be another whip. ”
Liu Chan's face was relaxed and freehand, just like a leisurely stroll, completely ignoring how Guan Yu and Zhang Fei made a move, anyway, the whip just couldn't be hit, and they were all avoided by Liu Chan's wonderful footwork.