37. Hua Tuo's medical pill
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the evil feelings caused by Chen Zhi's injury and hatred for his incompetence, and receiving a reward: Xia Houjuan's whereabouts. Xia Houdun's daughter, Xia Houyuan's niece, and Xia Houba's cousin Xia Houjuan was not used to seeing the brothers of the Xia Hou clan working for Cao Cao, so she took the opportunity of going up the mountain to chop wood and sweep grass and leaves, and secretly ran away from home. The host can be found, forcibly incorporated into the inner room, and when he is a pick-up man, he will smear Cao Cao again. ”
Liu Bei was about to schizophrenia, and he secretly felt that Liu Chan was so brave in his mind, and he was indeed Liu Bei's biological son, but he had to pretend to say hello to Chen Zhi on his face, crying with joy, walked to Chen Zhi's side, and helped Chen Zhi up, "Uncle Zhi, are you okay?" The dog is formless, doesn't understand etiquette, didn't hurt you, right? If you have three long and two short, what should you do? Woo..."
Cry! Cry! What a cry of tears!
The usual trick, as long as Liu Bei cries first, no matter what the atmosphere of the whole scene is, Liu Bei will control the scene next.
"Lord, I..." Chen Zhi spurted out another mouthful of black blood, and wanted to shout, 'I'm so badly injured', but after all, I endured it, "I figured it out, lord, your weapon is in the young master's hammer, and the young master's hammer just now has at least a thousand catties of power." From this, it can be seen that my lord, my lord, my weapon is afraid that it will be melted, and it will be gone. ”
After Chen Zhi finished speaking, the injuries in his body finally couldn't be suppressed, and he fainted, and Liu Chan's hammer made Chen Zhi's internal organs and six prostrate injuries, and he couldn't get out of bed for three or five months, to say the least.
Liu Bei stopped crying, and his jade-like white face gradually darkened, "Adou, what Uncle Zhi said is true?" Did you really melt the male and female swords of your father? Tell your father the truth, you are born with divine power, and you have realized the hammer law and martial arts, and your father is very relieved, and he will definitely not embarrass you. Go ahead! ”
Liu Chan threw the hammer to the ground, smashed a huge pit, clapped his hands, smiled with a smile on his face, nodded flatteringly, and pointed at Zhang He with his finger, "Daddy, your male and female double-strand swords are two good weapons, and they are really melted." Forehead... It's Zhang Herong's. ”
Liu Chan threw the pot to Zhang He, and immediately jumped a step back, a little away from Zhang He, Tai Shici snickered, and quickly drew a line with Zhang He, for fear of being connected.
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the evil feelings generated by Zhang He's betrayal and lifelessness, and receiving a reward: Hua Tuo's medical pill. Hua Tuo, the barefoot divine doctor, traveled to the Jingzhou area and blended into Liu Beijun. I heard that Hua Tuo has recently developed a new medical pill, which specializes in treating kidney deficiency, which can be called a must. No matter how many women the host has to deal with, as long as they swallow one, they can regain their second spring, with high morale and full of business. Please find Hua Tuo as soon as possible, get the medical pill, save the kidney treasure, warm reminder: Hua Tuo never wears shoes, known as barefoot. ”
Zhang He's heart is like ashes, and all thoughts are ashes.
"Is that you? Did you melt my male and female sword? Liu Bei trembled his hand and pointed at Zhang He, his anger gradually rising, but he still had no impulse to extinguish Zhang He.
"Envoy, no... It's me, spare me, it was the young master who asked me to fetch the king's weapon, and Chen Zhi, who fainted just now, can testify. Zhang He even trembled when he spoke, he didn't know how to face Liu Bei, Zhang He was so afraid that in the next second, Guan Yu's big knife would cut over, or suddenly burst out of Zhang Fei's snake spear, the nervous and frightened fear was unbearable, Zhang He simply let it go, "Envoy, if you want to kill or chop, anyway, He's life will be put here, it's not the envoy's, or the young master's, just listen to it." ”
It's too much of a bully!
Liu Bei and Liu Chan, the two fathers and sons, the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, and they can't wait for these surnamed Liu at all, Zhang He only feels that life is too difficult, so he closes his eyes directly and waits for Liu Bei and Liu Chan's verdict.
Liu Bei clenched his fists, wanting to send Zhang He to the west with one punch, destroying Liu Bei's weapons, and ruining Liu Bei's great cause, and destroying Liu Bei's dream, the effect is the same, leverage!
"Daddy, forget it, it's melted anyway, this hammer, if Daddy can see it, I'll give it to you. The male and female double-strand sword, you put it in Chen Zhi's hand all day long, it is also useless, think about how long you haven't been in battle to kill the enemy in person? "It depends on the owner to beat the dog, Zhang He is Liu Chan's subordinate, he has to protect him, and he can't be cold," Besides, to conquer Cao Cao, you don't need to fight too much, as long as you give me five hundred soldiers and horses, I can beat Cao Cao to his knees and shout Dad, when you are your grandson. ”
"Is that true? Ah Dou, don't learn from Zhao Kuo, otherwise your father will hammer you to death, the army has no weapons now, and it is difficult to protect yourself, how can five hundred soldiers and horses easily defeat Cao Thief? "Liu Bei doesn't believe that Cao Cao's million-strong army will be wiped out with five hundred soldiers and horses alone, but Liu Chan takes the initiative to ask for soldiers and horses, and it is a good thing to take charge of the army and take power as soon as possible," That's it, Daddy will give you five hundred soldiers and horses, and enter the army as soon as possible to temper it, which will be good for you in the future." ”
"Daddy rest assured, the matter should be sooner rather than later, just accompany me to the barracks to pick up soldiers and horses, without my father present, I am afraid that the second and third uncles will interfere with it and refuse to let them go." Liu Chan put the hammer on Tai Shi Ci's board car, and let Tai Shi Ci and Zhang He push it together, while Liu Chan personally pulled Liu Bei's sleeve and didn't let the big-eared thief escape.
Hanjinkou, military camp!
Zhang Fei, who had not yet woken up, held the whip in both hands, whipping one whip after another, the whip broke the flesh, his face was dark and calm, and the soldiers under his command cried for their fathers and mothers, and they kept screaming.
The red-faced Guan Yu parted the pirated Spring and Autumn Codex to his waist, stopped looking at it, blushed with a square face, stroked his long beard, and looked helpless.
This group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals, even the weapons have been handed over, and they will have a hairy battle in the future, what do the young master ask, hum! I don't know if I will be outside, will the monarch's order not be affected? Still sharpening wooden bows and practicing archery?
There is an army with fart and good archery, and Gongsun Zhan's white horse righteousness is a lesson from the past.
"Third brother, stop." Liu Bei has always been benevolent and righteous in front of people, and quickly stopped Zhang Fei.
Liu Chan didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and sneered at Zhang Fei, "Third uncle, if you continue to fight, you will lose people." You don't want the soldiers and horses under your command, and you don't have to fight them to the death, you can give them all to me. ”
"Big brother, why are you here? The barracks are focused, and there are many chores, so big brother, you should go back to do the work of writing and writing. Zhang Fei saw Liu Bei with drunken eyes, and suddenly half of the wine woke up, Liu Bei hadn't been to the barracks for a long time, and Guan Yu and Zhang Fei watched everything in the army, Zhang Fei heard Liu Chan's voice, and the wine woke up, "Adou, do you dare to come?" Hurry up and return the third uncle's weapon, otherwise the third uncle will whip you up. ”
"Big brother, Adou is too stubborn, this time he has the idea of a large army, and he has collected the weapons of the soldiers, the army is unstable, the people are impetuous, and this battle cannot be fought. Adou, it's child's play. ”