Li Shigang said angrily: "Duan Gongzi, I found out that I hate you more and more, and I am annoyed when I see you!" ”

Duan Mingyu said: "Me too!" ”

Li Shigang immediately became angry, slapped the table and said, "What did you say?"

Duan Mingyu had no choice but to say weakly: "I also hate myself more and more......"

Heroes don't suffer immediate losses, let's endure them first, secretly hold grudges, and have the opportunity to be humiliated with blood.

Well, this is the same as the modern Chinese nation, which has suffered a hundred years of humiliation, with a rapid rise in the economy and military, but it is silent, not hegemonic, not publicized, and secretly developing.

Well, at least the forbearance of several generations of leaders, in exchange for peace, not only gave us a respite, but also achieved good results.

Even if the earth is suddenly destroyed and all human beings are suddenly wiped out, then I believe that the Chinese will rule the world. Because there are only six astronauts left alive in space, three Chinese, two Russians, and one American. The most important thing is that we have a woman here. The farsightedness of the leaders of the party and the state is beyond the reach of ordinary people.

Li Shigang saw that Duan Mingyu was soft, and he was in a good mood, and immediately relaxed, but at this time, Duan Mingyu made a move for the little Taoist Yuan Chuang, and the action was very small, just picking up a brick.

To tell the truth, no matter how high your kung fu is, you are afraid of kitchen knives! No matter how good your martial arts are, you are afraid of biting enough, no matter what kind of master you are, you will be slapped with bricks, and you will have to hurt for a long time if you don't die. As the so-called master is in the folk, he hides his merit and fame.

There was once a strong man who was defeated by a master, and the master said, "Look, I'm practicing taekwondo!" ”

The master was defeated by the hero, and the hero said: "Little, I practice Jeet Kune Do!" ”

The hero was defeated by the aunt, and the aunt said: "Little, I'm squeezing the subway!" ”

This fully shows that victory or defeat is not determined by profound skill. And a momentary mistake, and a long-term workout of one move.

Coincidentally, Li Shigang is now in the stage of negligence, and it is even more coincidental that Duan Mingyu has also been shooting people with bricks for a long time.

So, everyone can foresee this result, Li Shigang was slapped to the ground with a "pop", and since then he has been unconscious, there is another vegetative person in this world, Duan Mingyu clapped his hands, and said with satisfaction: "Brother Li, you can rest assured that you will be a vegetative person, I will remember to water you often!"

Who knew that suddenly Li Shigang jumped up from the ground vigorously, his muscles trembled, the tiger pounced wildly, and the tiger stared wildly: "Fortunately, the Sprinkle family has practiced the iron head skill, Duan Xiaothief, take your life!"

"Slow down ......" Duan Mingyu was in a cold sweat, so that he could still live like a dragon, and his iron head skill was really ...... Well deserved the name!

Li Shigang shouted: "Do you have any last words, hurry up and explain......

"Oh, the thing...... Misunderstandings, all misunderstandings! Can you just leave it at that? Duan Mingyu smiled and said with a flattering face.

"No, the Sprinkle family must beat you up to vent the hatred in your heart!" Li Shigang said undoubtedly.

Yuan Chuang didn't know where he had gone, at this moment, Li Shigang's blood and qi were full, and his force was full, and this thing ran away without righteousness, leaving Duan Mingyu alone to face this fierce god!

"I am willing to compensate 5,000 taels of silver for Brother Li!" Duan Mingyu gritted his teeth fiercely, and the labor and management rights should be ruined and avoided disasters.

"No!"

"I'll find you two chicks?"

"No!"

"I'll give you a mansion?"

"No!"

"Shall I treat you to a big meal?"

"That's it!"

Nima, who turned out to be a foodie, Duan Mingyu: "......"

Wan Yanyan finished cooking in the kitchen, sweating profusely.

After the completion of the work, a few people sat at the dining table and chatted leisurely.

Li Shigang didn't say a word, buried his head in eating and drinking.

Duan Mingyu glanced at the foodie and said, "When it comes to eating, I have the most research. For example, eating pig brains to replenish the mind, eating pig's feet to replenish the tendons, eating ......"

Duan Mingyu put a piece of pork liver in his mouth, and asked Li Shigang while eating: "Brother Li, do you know what this pig liver and pig heart supplement?" ”

"Oh...... What to make up? Li Shigang asked without raising his head.

"It's to make up for those who don't have hearts." Duan Mingyu said, you are a plank, my wife worked hard to make it, you don't have a word of thanks, you just know how to eat, eat your whole family......

However, when he thought of Li Shigang's full blood and qi value, Duan Mingyu had no choice but to swallow his saliva and asked, "Is this shredded meat delicious?"

Li Shigang said with a mouth full of oil: "The horses are all about horses." ”

Duan Mingyu asked again, "What about this fish?" ”

Li Shigang said: "It will be." ”

"What about this tofu?"

"General."

Duan Mingyu couldn't hold it back, and shouted loudly: "Why can't you say a good word?" ”

Li Shigang, who was drinking the soup, shouted: "It's so hot!

"Okay, count you ruthless!" Duan Mingyu couldn't afford to be hurt for a while.

"Li Shigang, you are a monk, you will go to hell if you eat meat!" Duan Mingyu said in pain.

"Amitabha, the Buddha said: I don't go to hell, who goes to hell."

……

"Hey, official, why do you have a woman's hair on you?" Wan Yanyan, who was speechless, suddenly took out a long hair from Duan Mingyu's shoulder and said.

"What, how do you know it's a woman's hair?" Duan Mingyu sweated profusely.

"It must be a woman's, and there's a scent in her hair."

"Okay, I'll admit it's Junyu." Duan Mingyu had to start admiring the animal of women.

I was so tired today that I couldn't stand it, and after taking a nap, Junyu, this little girl, came to rub my shoulders and beat my legs or something, the very pure kind, I didn't expect to leave the tools for committing the crime.

"Oh, it turned out to be Sister Junyu, that's fine, let's continue eating." Wan Yanyan made a reassuring look.

Duan Mingyu is full of black lines, you girl is determined to sell labor to your sister Junyu, right? I don't understand, I really don't understand, why this girl is looking forward to the stars and the moon, so she is looking forward to the labor and management to accept Cheng Junyu, a talented woman with both beauty and wisdom.

Duan Mingyu took a deep breath: "My son finally knows now, why did men in ancient times like to have long hair like their wives?"

"Because, if your lover or wife finds long hair on their clothes, he will laugh and say, 'This is my hair!'

After Duan Mingyu worriedly sent away Li Shigang, the great monk, he began to think about how to save resources.

Recently, the expenses have been too great, and the family has a big business.

Duan Mingyu thought about it for a long time, but he didn't come up with a good idea to make money, Nima, could it be said that he had to make a trick for labor and capital, and he urinated and stool.

"Zhao Niang. You have a lot of ideas, do you have any good ideas to make money? Duan Mingyu then said leisurely, "It is said that the three stinkers have beaten Zhuge Liang, I think you have caught up with a third of Zhuge Liang." ”

"You're paralyzing, you're saying I'm a stooge?" Yang Zhaoniang said angrily.

"No, you're Zhu."

Yang Zhaoniang: "......"

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