188. Wine sac rice bag
"Calm down! Don't panic! Governor Lu Meng is here, whoever dares to run around and shout will disturb the hearts of our army, disturb my camp, and there will be no forgiveness! "Lu Meng recently took office as a new official three fires, since Zhou Yu was sick by Liu Chanqi, hollowed out his body, and couldn't get out of bed, Lu Meng took over Zhou Yu's naval army governor, originally Lu Meng refused, after all, in terms of qualifications, Lu Su is much more suitable than Lu Meng, but Lu Su, the old slippery head, is unwilling to accept the messy work of the naval army governor, this errand was forcibly pressed on Lu Meng's head by Sun Quan, "Quick, pass the order, let the generals of the navy start to order troops, gather their own soldiers and horses, and then there are panicked escapers, cut them first." Hum! A rat poop spoiled a nest of good porridge in Ben Dadu. ”
Lu Meng came forward, and sure enough, the defenders of Xiangguan calmed down all of a sudden, each took up their weapons, and began to slowly return to the team, and the sharp-eyed soldiers grabbed Liu Chan's big bird and presented it to Lu Meng.
"Report! Dadu Governor, captured an unknown item, there seems to be words in it, please Dadu Governor. "The soldier was overjoyed, and the enemy's belongings were captured at the beginning, isn't it a great achievement? It's like a kite, and it's like a big bird, and it doesn't look like an enemy weapon.
"You say this papier-mâché thing belongs to the enemy? Where are the enemy troops? Words, there are words on it, are you sure you read it right? Hmph, do you still want your eyes? "Lu Meng was in a very bad mood, just now a pot of meat was just cooked, and he was frightened by Liu Chan's big bird, and his stomach was still empty at this time, but the soldier actually hung a bookbag with Lu Meng, Lu Meng was born in a family, but he never liked to study, like Sun Ce, he only liked to fight by force, there were words on the kite, anyone could find it at a glance, the problem Lu Meng didn't know how to read, and the enemy army didn't see a shadow, Lu Meng felt that he was forcibly fed a fly by this stupid soldier, "Blind your dog eyes, if you don't have eyesight, you will be tired and crooked, The Governor took your dog's life first, and even said to the Governor, the word knows the Governor, but the Governor doesn't know it, and he doesn't read it to the Governor? Do you want to die? ”
"Governor, spare your life, your subordinates don't dare. This thing really belongs to the enemy, we were burying the pot just now to make rice, this thing is the same as the big bird, flying from the other side, can it not be the enemy's thing? It's true, what my subordinates saw with their own eyes. It's just this word..."The soldier saw the angry Lu Meng, and knew that this time the horse's fart slapped the horse's leg, who knew that Lu Meng, as the governor of the navy, didn't know a word, it was too dreamy and ridiculous, the soldier deeply regretted it, the battle exploits in his hand were in vain, and the kite in his hand became a hot potato, and he couldn't get rid of it, "The subordinates don't know how to read, the subordinates haven't read, where do they know how to read, ask the governor to spare me, I can't even write my name." ”
The more Lu Meng listened, the more angry he became, what kind of water army is this, that's it? I don't even know the words in the letter, no wonder Zhou Yufeng is handsome, and he is still so angry that he is bedridden, it is obvious that a group of pig teammates are involved, and Lu Meng pulled out his sword violently.
Rushing!
"A group of parallel goods, wine bags and rice bags, raising a pig, are all stronger than you, you don't even know a word, what's the use of keeping you, hum! The anger of this is the governor of the capital. Lu Meng's saber slashed, and the wings on Liu Chan's kite were cut off, and the letter paper on the back of the kite was removed. Fast! All the way back to Jianye, whenever you meet the general under the command of the lord, you will show him first, as long as you can read it, you don't need to give it to the lord, please read the general to the governor of the capital. Well? Why don't you go soon? Do you want to stay and leave after dinner? ”
Lü Meng is now the governor of the navy, and the soldiers and horses under Sun Quan, whether it is Jiang Qin, or the new generations such as Xu Sheng and Ding Feng, or the old generals like Huang Gai, Han Dang and Cheng Pu, are all under the control of Lü Meng. Lu Meng dispatched troops, and whoever named him had to come with his nose pinched, and Lu Meng still had this power.
It's not a conquest to fight a big war, just to read a reading letter, Lu Meng believes that the other party will not refuse, what Lu Meng is afraid of is that he hasn't met a scholar along the way, so it's a big deal, and this letter has to be sent to Sun Quan. Most of the scholars in Soochow, like Zhang Zhao, Zhang Bu and Zhang Fu, were in the court, where would they run around.
"Yes, yes! The Metropolitan Governor, his subordinates will hurry up and invite someone to read the letter. "That soldier is an old fritter army, as soon as he saw Lu Meng angry, he knew that this new master was not easy to wait, and it was much more difficult than Zhou Yu, so he quickly calmed down, picked up the letterhead, turned around and ran, and went to move the rescuers.
At the time of a pillar of incense, a young general wearing a white cloak and holding a sword came to Lu Meng.
"Report! Meet the Metropolitan Governor, the last general Lu Xun, who came to read the letter for the Metropolitan Governor. Lu Xun wondered, this Lu Meng, as the governor of the capital, couldn't even read letters, could it be a straw bag? Could it be that Sun Quan has lost his eyes?
The Lu family, where Lu Xun was born, is also a family in Soochow, but it is not as prominent as the Lu Su and Zhang Zhao families, and they are already in the middle of the family, but Lu Xun still insists on reading the art of war, so he has one more skill than Lu Meng: literacy.
"Oh, is Bo Yan here? Fast! Read it to the Governor of Ben Da, what is written in this letter? This letter was thrown at the enemy on the other side, and it made the governor so anxious that he didn't even eat a bite of food. Lu Meng saw that Lu Xun's eyes lit up, Lu Xun also led troops, but Lu Xun was guarding the inner line, far inferior to Lu Meng in the front, Lu Meng saw that Lu Xun was educated, could read and write, and had the heart to leave Lu Xun and use it for his own use, so he told Lu Xun the situation from the beginning, very sincere, "Bo Yan, I heard that there were scholars in your family, and in your generation, I didn't expect you to know how to read, amazing, the future is terrifying, help the governor of this capital to take a look, is it that Cao Cao on the other side suddenly doesn't want to work hard, and he has figured it out, and he wants to take refuge in our Dongwu?" ”
Lü Meng is belligerent, but unfortunately he has never had the opportunity to go on the expedition, Xiangguan is the granary of Eastern Wu in the first line, the most important thing, Sun Quan is unwilling to let Lü Meng play with fire, in case Lü Meng is like Zhou Yu, defeated, then Sun Quan will lose a lot.
Lu Xun glanced at the river, so angry, this big river, let alone thousands of meters, Lu Meng actually said that this letter was thrown from the other side of the river, isn't this talking nonsense? Cao Cao really has such a god, and he also sent Mao Xin, and directly descended from the sky.
Lu Xun was annoyed, but he didn't directly expose Lu Meng, Lu Meng was the governor of the navy, and he was right about everything, he could refer to the deer as a horse, Lu Xun didn't want to make trouble.