It's easy for the Eastern Wu Army to sneak attack, it's hard not to suffer losses, stealing chickens doesn't make it a loss to eat rice, but the words were said by Sun Shangxiang, how did it sound like Sun Shangxiang was instigating the sneak attack of the Eastern Wu Army on the other side, and even the details of Guan Yu and Cao Cao were exposed, this brainless eldest lady, "Miss Ben is too lazy to scold you, remember, guard Xiangguan, don't go to war, Guan Yu will fight with Cao Cao alone, don't come out to sneak attack, we can't send troops to set up an ambush, it's easy to ruin the harmony of the two families, I really want to discredit Miss Ben, I can't spare your dog's life." ”

Cai Yan's pen, stopped in mid-air, since the age of three to write, she is still the first time that she can't write, Sun Shangxiang's words, Cai Yan racked his brains and couldn't beautify Sun Shangxiang, vulgar and elegant, elegant and vulgar, I had to bite the bullet, hold my breath, and copy Sun Shangxiang's original words, until I finished writing, Cai Yan was relieved, sweating profusely, as if many people had just finished exercising, his face was slightly prostration, like using all his talent and pen power in life, he could write for Sun Shangxiang once.

"Great goodness! Xiao Yanyan's hand, in the future, our family's Spring Festival couplets for the New Year will be all covered by you. Liu Chan saw that Cai Yan took the pen, helped Cai Yan, and did not let her fall to the ground, holding the kite in one hand, and looked at the words on it, the calligraphy was extremely beautiful, and the words were dancing with dragons and phoenixes, but the content was vulgar and the aunt who bought vegetables was on the line, "Xiangxiang Mom, this letter... It is also novel and rare, and it is refreshing to see it, fragrant! It smells so good! It is worthy of the combination of Xiangxiang Mom and Little Yanyan with a bookish atmosphere, and I am reluctant to let my big bird deliver the letter. ”

Liu Chan just said, Cai Yan was happy in her heart, her face was shy, she had been immersed in reading and practicing calligraphy since she was a child, except for her father Cai Yong, she had only seen Liu Chan, a man, where could she withstand Liu Chan's flamboyant tongue, so ashamed that she didn't dare to look up, Sun Shangxiang was also happy at first, Liu Chan, the bear child, was still knowledgeable, and praised her dictated letter, but Liu Chan wanted to hide his big bird, not let it fly to the other side of the river, and carry the letter over, then Sun Shangxiang was not happy.

"Adou, don't make trouble, this letter is for my second brother, if you like it, when you go back, our paper has to be left to Sister Yan to practice calligraphy, you can take off your clothes, and then Miss Ben will dictate, Sister Yan will write a copy on your clothes." Sun Shangxiang is rare to be so poetic, I can't wait to send the letter to Xiangguan, and then Wu General of Xiangguan will pass the letter to Wu Guotai and Sun Quan, and then spread it throughout Dongwu, Sun Shangxiang, the eldest lady, can also be like Cai Yan, hang a little talent and false name, "You like it, and you are not ashamed, even if it is written on your body, we will help you, that is, it is painted with pen and ink, and the whole body looks black, like Cao Cao, and the emperor's uncle is white, I am afraid that he will scold you." ”

"Excuse me, excuse me, Xiangxiang Mom, what you said, I feel that the big bird in my hand is hot, this kite will not fly again, the other party's Dongwu army is not in a hurry, Xiangxiang Mom must be in a hurry. Okay, if you are idle at home in the future, I can make kites for you to play. Liu Chan first took off the kite, pulled the string of the kite, and slowly flew the kite, only letting the kite slowly rise into the air, without controlling the direction of the kite's flight, Sun Shangxiang wanted to carry the letter with a heart, but Liu Chan also had to know where Sun Quanjun's nest on the opposite side was, otherwise the big bird would be released casually, and it would be a big deal, "This time let's release the big bird, it can be regarded as a thin gift to the eldest brother Sun Quan, but on the river, the white fog is thick, and we don't know where the Dongwu Army is stationed on the other side of the river?" Don't wait for us to let the birds go by, fall in a no-man's land, no one knows, good intentions don't accomplish good things. ”

"The husband is reasonable, far-sighted, send the letter, there must be an address, just like the luxury car has a license plate number, but the husband doesn't have to worry, if you want to find out where the Eastern Wu Army is, it's easy, just ask me. Don't look at me usually only doing carpentry gadgets, in fact, I can still watch the sky and pinch it. Huang Yueying failed to mix in the high-level of the Women's Legion, but her figure really can't be underestimated, I saw Huang Yueying squeezing in, came to Liu Chan, grabbed Liu Chan's arm, wiped her eyes, and launched the stargazing reward of the Women's Legion. Look, stargazing! The fog opens! Husband, you see, the Dongwu Army is on the other side of the river, directly opposite us, hey, they are actually burying the pot to make rice, it's so early, it's really a bunch of rice buckets. ”

In fact, it is not to blame that the Eastern Wu army ate early, the soldiers and horses were stationed by the river, and it was a naval army, if the meal was too late, the night dew and dense fog were heavy, and it was difficult to make a fire.

"Yueying, you are really Ben Fujun's intimate little quilt, with you, Ben Fujun's big bird will not get lost and fly around, then let me control the big bird, see how I deliver the letter to them, it is best to send it to their pot, and add a big bird game to them." Liu Chan took advantage of Huang Yueying's stargazing, through the dense fog, estimated the location of Sun Quan's Eastern Wu Army, shook the kite line, and released it all, the kite was like a big bird, seeing the wriggling caterpillar on the ground, desperately drilled over, "Look, flying a kite, what you see is the wind, you can fly a kite in both downwind and against the wind, the most important thing is technology, any big bird, when the owner can only follow it, you can pull, you can't pull hard." ”

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the kite and flying down the Eastern Wu army, which frightened the soldiers and horses under Sun Quan's command, thinking that there was an enemy attack, and they couldn't even take care of eating, and some even directly knocked down the pot and stepped on the bonfire with their feet. The thick fog on the surface of the river gradually extends to the riverbank, and the host can be disguised by people wearing white suits. Regardless of whether Sun Quanjun sneaked in or not, wearing a white suit was like blending into the dense fog, and it was impossible to distinguish at all. If Sun Quanjun doesn't do anything, the host's soldiers and horses will change into white suits and help Guan Yu attack Cao Cao, which is also very fragrant. The white suit has a white cape, white armor, shoes, helmets, etc., please order the host to change clothes as soon as possible, especially the beauties around the host, change into white clothes, white shows the figure, it will be more youthful and beautiful. ”

Soochow Army!

"Enemy attack! Enemy attack! Fast! Blow the trumpet and assemble and report to the general. ”

"Don't eat it, the enemy army has broken into the camp, and you still eat... Hey, keep that drumstick for me, loosen it, loosen it. ”

"General, there is an enemy attack, please get on the ship quickly, don't fall for the enemy's tricks."

All of a sudden, the small kite made the people of Dongwu turn over on their backs.