165. If you are sick, you will be cured
Liu Bei is very helpless, at this time he doesn't go to hell, no one goes to hell, this Zhang Song is a thunder, no wonder Liu Zhang didn't dare to go out of Sichuan for many years, it is estimated that he has been smoked to the point of retardation, Guan Yu said it is also reasonable, Liu Bei went to Yizhou, this Jingzhou must be guarded, and Guan Yu is the most suitable candidate, much more stable than the bear child Liu Chan, "Second brother, I am not here, the two ladies have to be handed over to you to take care of, you don't have to treat them as sisters-in-law, women are like clothes, you have hands and feet, just feel free." ”
Liu Bei has always been very generous in terms of his wife, especially when he escaped, he basically didn't care about it, poor Mrs. Gan and Mrs. Mi, Guan Yu rescued, Zhang Fei rescued, and even Zhao Yun was also involved.
Some people are happy, some people are worried, Zhang Song was overjoyed, took a broken map, and ran to Cao Cao, Cao Cao didn't even look at it, gave it to Sun Quan, and didn't let the gate in, but Liu Bei got it, and he actually regarded it as a treasure.
Zhang Song floated, originally Zhang Song's small goal was only to be reused by Liu Bei, but now it is not just reuse, it is simply obedient.
When it comes to soldiers, they will start troops, and when they say that Liu Zhang will enter Xichuan immediately, they will be quick.
"Lord, I have to meet the Lord, and I am willing to wait day and night before and after the Lord, and follow the work of dogs and horses." Zhang Song couldn't wait to replace Mrs. Gan, take care of Liu Bei's living and diet, and even wanted to put on his wings, send Liu Bei to Yizhou, and then pull a group of pig friends and dog friends, introduce them to Liu Bei, and sit big and strengthen the strength of his Yizhou department, "Lord, the soldiers are fast, the matter is sooner rather than later, it is better for me to set off quickly, when I arrive in Yizhou, Song still has a bunch of friends to introduce to the lord, they are all the same as me, with talents and tricks." ”
Liu Bei's tiger body was shocked, is there still a character like Zhang Song in Yizhou? Terrible!
It is really like things gathered, people are divided by groups, if Liu Bei accepts a few more ugly monsters as subordinates, without Cao Cao to attack, it is estimated that he will be disgusted to death directly.
"Ziqiao, I have a heart, but everyone has their own ambitions, we can't force it, they don't have Ziqiao's vision and don't want to vote for me, so forget it." Liu Bei shouted in his heart no, don't, but he was not honest, pretending to be a corporal of courtesy and virtuous, eager to seek talent, "Ziqiao is a talent of thousands of miles, and the friends I know must be good, but if you are willing to vote for me, I will treat Ziqiao like me and give it reuse." ”
This is true, as soon as Zhang Song came, he mixed up an errand to guard the camp gate, if there is such an ugly person as Zhang Song to defect, Liu Bei must not arrange for him to brush the pit, wash the horse threshold, and use it properly.
Liu Bei found that it was difficult to say a word to Zhang Song, Zhang Song in order to show respect, as soon as Liu Bei opened his mouth, he came over to wash his ears and listen, the sour smell was close to it, it was about the same as Guan Yu's explosive power, and it could kill people in minutes.
Zhang Song has lived in the bitter cold land of Yizhou for a long time, and he doesn't know etiquette, he likes to talk to Liu Bei, with a sigh of tooth decay, plus bad breath, if it weren't for Liu Bei and Cao Cao, who had been with the black-bellied Cao Cao for a long time, he learned to forbear, and now he has burst out to kill.
After Liu Bei finished speaking, he raised his legs and ran, unwilling to drag it any longer, and ran to an open place outside, even if Zhang Song stinks, Liu Bei can still take a breath, anyway, the army is together, Liu Bei sits in the Chinese army, Zhang Fei covers the pad, and Zhang Song plays the vanguard and is responsible for leading the way, which is much better.
"Lord, hey, lord, you wait for me, I haven't introduced me to my lord yet, my three aunts, six aunts and seven aunts, it's amazing." The more Zhang Song looked at Liu Bei, the more he liked it, and a kind of regret of seeing each other and hating the night permeated Zhang Song's heart, seeing Liu Bei walking out, Zhang Song hurriedly chased after him, shouting in his mouth, he wanted to talk to Liu Bei, and the decisive battle was until dawn, "Lord, Xichuan Road is dangerous, you have to tighten the corners of my clothes, don't go the wrong way." Also, the lord, when you get to the Sword Pavilion Pass, the Jade Gate Pass or something, you just hug me, and I will take the lord across the plank road. ”
Zhang Song was bitter, but Liu Bei turned a deaf ear, a pair of big ears seemed to suddenly fail, walking faster and faster, almost trotting up, until Liu Bei rode on the Lu horse, did not stop, beckoned Zhang Song to get on the horse, out of the camp to take the lead, and Liu Bei sent someone to carry Zhang Fei, who was vomiting and drunk, onto the war horse and on the road together.
As soon as Liu Bei and Zhang Song left, Liu Chan opened the curtains of the camp tent and waited for the wind to breathe.
It's difficult!
In recent years, the talents who have come to the door are all masters like Pang Tong and Zhang Song, who can ugly their opponents when they show up, which shows that it is difficult to recruit workers, and the quality is getting worse and worse, so they have no choice.
"Second uncle, fortunately, my father took that Zhang Song away, just now, I was scared to death, I was afraid that my father would transfer Zhang Song to me, if Zhang Song came to assist me, I was afraid that if one of the ladies in my backyard was counted as one, they would all have to be widowed." Liu Chan's heart palpitated, with Zhang Song present, Liu Chan didn't dare to make a noise, and then the bear children saw the stinking homeless man, they all had to be obedient, almost scared and couldn't take care of themselves, this Zhang Song also met the good-tempered Liu Bei, replaced by Liu Chan, not to mention the map of Yizhou, that is, to give the Son of Heaven to Liu Chan to be, Liu Chan had to destroy Zhang Song's scourge first, people are ugly as demons, "This person, and Shiyuan have to fight, what kind of courage made them grow up, and their faces are full of confidence?" I'm convinced. ”
"Adou, the eldest brother and the third brother are gone, and in the future, this Jingzhou will be up to me. Haha, I, Guan Yu, have been waiting for this day for a long time. Adou, beat the drum for the second uncle! The school field selects the generals. At this moment, Juzhou will attack Cao Cao with me! Guan Yu's red face suddenly faded a lot, faintly showing signs of blackening, looking at Liu Chan, he actually ordered directly, to send troops to attack Cao Cao, beat Cao Cao until he was soft, and admit the grievances and grievances of the year, Guan Yu is very affectionate, and he can't get used to Cao Cao's practice of being in the middle of thousands of flowers and not sticking to the leaves, and insists on helping Cao Cao wash his white, cutting off his emotional debts, "Cao Cao's traitor, let you bully me back then, hum!" Even if I fight for two sisters-in-law, I want to see you again and compare myself with you. ”
Liu Chan was dumbfounded, this Guan Yu and Cao Cao, what kind of hatred and what kind of grudge? Do you have to fight at this time?
Liu Chan also thought that Liu Bei had run away, vacating the cage and changing the birds, so that the ladies could be divided into two groups and live on Liu Bei's side, and then Liu Chan would be able to spoil Mrs. Xing in accordance with the rules of single and double day restrictions.
It's a pity that Guan Yu blushed in a hurry, and actually planned to send troops at the same time as Liu Bei, which is a big game.
"Second uncle, have you been drinking? As soon as my dad left, you started talking nonsense? Second uncle, if you are sick, go for treatment, and ask Hua Tuo to help you take a look, otherwise ask Zhang Zhongjing to prescribe a prescription for you to regulate menstrual cramps and treat it yourself. I don't have time to accompany you to fight Cao Cao, the ladies are waiting for me. Liu Chan didn't expect Guan Yu to be so irritable, this is not in line with Guan Yu's usual character design, Guan Yu likes to squint his eyes when he is in a meeting, and no one knows whether Guan Yu is asleep or not.