Zhang Song was aggressive, and Liu Bei's tears cried even more happily, there is no step down.

Suddenly, Guan Yu on top pulled the drunk Zhang Fei and also broke in.

Guan Yu saw Zhang Song's face, at first he thought it was Pang Tong, and when he smelled Zhang Song's feet, Guan Yu knew that it was not Pang Tong, but someone else, Guan Yu regretted it, why did he forget to mention his Qinglong Yanyue Knife to come in, he should have slashed this ugly monster with a knife.

"Big brother..."Guan Yu wanted to speak and stopped, obviously he had a lot to say before he came, but it was too stinky, and he could only stumble for a while, "I ask for war!" ”

Vomit!

Zhang Fei vomited.

Zhang Fei, who was drunk, smelled Zhang Song's stench, where could he stop it, all the things in his stomach were vomited, and the wine was full of energy, staring at the copper eyes like cowbells.

"Big brother, I do the same. This person is too stinky, as long as you let me go on the expedition, you don't have to smell this sour smell, you can beat anyone, big brother, you can speak, Cao Cao or Sun Quan? Zhang Fei used to be a butcher, he smelled a lot of pig gas, and his own resistance was extremely strong, but he still couldn't stand Zhang Song's stinky demon attack, and he collapsed all of a sudden, held his breath and spit out a few more times, ran out in a hurry, and threatened Liu Bei that Zhang Fei must be sent out, "I must... Vomiting... Big brother, I'll go down first to rectify the soldiers and horses, and set off in an hour, if the eldest brother doesn't give the order, then I can only take someone else to go elsewhere, it's too stinky, I can't stand it. ”

"Second brother, please fight? I haven't figured it out yet, is it fun to fight? Nest at home, isn't it fragrant? Forehead... It's not fragrant, with Zhang Ziqiao here, everyone has to be more motivated, and it's uncomfortable to stay at home. Well, raise troops for a thousand days, use them for a while, go on the expedition! I personally led the army to Xichuan to meet my nephew Liu Zhang, who was a pastor of Yizhou. ”

Liu Bei couldn't shake off Zhang Song, so he simply took Zhang Song back to Yizhou, and when he saw Liu Zhang, he gave Zhang Song some work, maybe he could be busy with Zhang Song, so that Zhang Song would not come to the eyesore, and his brothers Guan Yu and Zhang Fei took the initiative to ask for war, Liu Bei had no reason to admit it, there were two people to help smell the smell, and Zhang Song's lethality became smaller.

"By the way, third brother, third brother, do you want to go with the eldest brother? Third brother, you run so fast, big brother is your acquiescence. ”

"Big brother, great, let's say, where are we attacking? Wherever you point, I have nothing to say. "Guan Yu went back to the Battle of Chibi, he didn't show his might, he was looking forward to Liu Bei's troops, he raised his hands and praised it, but he didn't want to bring Zhang Song, there was Zhang Song in the barracks, hundreds of miles away, the enemy army didn't need to send scouts to know where Liu Bei's army was stationed, the smell was stinking, it was more obvious than the beacon fire and wolf smoke, "Big brother, this... bit, at first glance, it's a bone surprise, a genius in the world, shouldn't you go with us? ”

In front of Zhang Song, how could Liu Bei lie, the soldiers entered Xichuan, it really couldn't be done without Zhang Song, Liu Bei was a delicate person, he knew that he couldn't lie at this time, he made Zhang Song unhappy, and he could lead the way to take Liu Bei to the ditch.

The gutter capsized, and Liu Bei was unwilling.

"Second brother, this is Liu Zhang's Zhang Song Zhang Ziqiao, who came from Yizhou and gave me a map, how can I not bring him? We waved our troops to Yizhou and captured Xichuan... Oh no, visiting relatives Liu Zhang, it is all up to Ziqiao to lead the way. Otherwise, you can understand the map drawn by Ziqiao? Liu Bei and Guan Yu have been married for many years, Guan Yu's face is red, Liu Bei knows Guan Yu's thoughts, but Zhang Song is really indispensable, without Zhang Song, this blistered map of Yizhou, you have to pinch your nose and look at it yourself, Liu Bei can't wait for Guan Yu to pick up Zhang Song and go to Yizhou for Liu Bei, "The map is here, you dare to see it, the trip to Yizhou, the second brother will take Ziqiao to go on my behalf, there is Ziqiao, I expect Liu Zhang will recognize your identity, I am also relieved." ”

Yizhou is remote, coming and going, Liu Bei can be idle for several months, without seeing Zhang Song's ugly face and the volatile poisonous gas on his body.

Liu Bei sighed in his heart, why are all the geniuses who have come to defect these years, like Pang Tong and Zhang Song, none of them are handsome, so there are a few Zhuge Liang, Zhou Yu and the like, Liu Bei is pleasing to the eye, and he is not afraid to fight.

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Liu Bei who wanted to escape from the battle, and sent Guan Yu to take Zhang Song away, Guan Yu was so angry that he wanted to vomit, and he blushed and got the reward: stirrups on his feet. Xiliang has many war horses, and I heard that the people of the Ma family are good at riding, but unfortunately there is a lack of stirrups, which leads to limited riding skills and cannot be sublimated. The host can give Ma Yunlu a pair of stirrups with pedals, so that Ma Yunlu can see that riding a horse depends on the host. Coupled with stirrups, the host must take Ma Yunlu to experience the peak feeling of riding a horse. ”

When Guan Yu heard this, his face turned even redder, and even his neck was red, so anxious that he almost stopped him, daring to dig a pit here, waiting for Guan Yu to jump.

"Big brother, if it's not a brother, I don't give it a try, big brother, you are a member of the Han family, the old Liu family will recognize you, don't recognize me, go to Yizhou, in case Liu Zhang doesn't recognize it, then it's more troublesome, this matter, I have enough spare energy, Yizhou still has to be a big brother and this... Ziqiao went, and the second brother congratulated the eldest brother in advance on his victory, and had a smooth journey. ”

Guan Yu is not easy to mess with, for Liu Bei, the leading brother, it is the wind and rain, life and death are all outside the degree, without blinking, but Guan Yu would rather die in battle than be humiliated, smelling Zhang Song's sour smell every day, it is better to kill Guan Yu with a knife, so that he is physically and mentally comfortable, Guan Yu refused on the spot, ** refused nakedly, in order to give Liu Bei face, he cheated Zhang Fei by the way,

"Big brother, you are the emperor's uncle, your status is noble, you can't go without a large army, I see that the third brother has drifted recently... Eh, the third brother has grown fat, and the muscles shown are extremely strong, the eldest brother can bring the third brother, and the third brother is here, so I can rest assured. Big brother, you can go, you can stay as long as you want, the affairs of Jingzhou will be handed over to me, the black pot has Zhuge military division to carry it, no matter whether it is Cao Cao or Sun Quan, if there is any movement, I will help them cut it with a knife. ”

Guan Yu thought of getting along with Zhang Song day and night, so he got goosebumps, and simply pulled Zhang Fei to stand up to the thunder, who let Zhang Fei rob the "Golden Vase Chronicles" sent by Liu Chan, so that Guan Yu could only gnaw on the baked cake and read the "Liangshan Biography" that surrendered and surrendered.

Liu Bei's tears flowed out again, Guan Yu deserved to be the brother of Taoyuan, at the moment of life and death, he was still thinking about his third brother Zhang Fei, Liu Bei had to nod with tears and agreed.

If you don't bring Zhang Fei with you, Liu Bei will have to bear it alone, Zhang Song's sourness is really rare in the world.

That's it.

"Second brother, just do as you say, I will take the third brother and Ziqiao to Yizhou for a trip."