Sun Shangxiang looked at the calm river water, the water was so clear that even there were a few river fish, where did the sneak attack come from, Sun Quan sneaked up on Guan Yu at this time, it was better to sneak attack Cao Cao, Guan Yu's soldiers were divided into two ways to harass Cao Cao, but where Sun Quan had a snack, opened his eyes, and directly led the naval army of Eastern Wu to attack Nanjun or Heqi, the success rate was much higher, "Miss Ben is here to assure you that my brother is not a villain, otherwise Miss Ben will break her word and get fat, and deceive people will get pregnant, and give everyone a villain." Okay, let's disperse, let's go home, cook what should be cooked, pick vegetables when it's time to pick vegetables, and leave these stinky men alone. ”

Sun Shangxiang said quite reasonably, Sun Quan didn't come to make trouble, so Guan Yu went to attack Xunyang alone, Cao Jie and several other Cao family sisters were also relieved, they were afraid that Liu Beijun and Sun Quanjun would join forces to make trouble and pit Cao Cao, if only Guan Yu was alone, Xunyang couldn't be kept, then he could pick a piece of tofu and kill him, and the embarrassing guards were not enough for Cao Jie to intercede with Liu Chan, and the favor had to be used on Cao Cao.

"Aunt Xiangxiang, the second uncle has just arrived, and the news of the attack on Xunyang and Jiangling has not yet reached the other side of the river, do you want to wait? The eldest brother must be busy taking concubines and looking for beauties again, and he won't come to sneak attack, but when we go back, we have nothing to do, you are waiting for the young master everywhere, there is a river view here, there is a good show to watch, it is better to enjoy it on the spot first. Liu Chan's lazy energy came up, and he didn't have the heart to take care of Guan Yu, Cao Cao and Sun Quan's affairs, so he could only embrace the beauty in his arms, taking advantage of this kind of good river scenery that came in the breeze, on top of the luxury car, open a big party, a whole feast or two, plus a group of famous scenes, each showing his beautiful skills, Liu Chan must not die of happiness, accompanied by beautiful women, singing about wine, several degrees of sunset red, more important than anything else, come happily, "Come, come, which of you wants to serve me first?" I've never tried to bring so many beauties when I go out, and when there are many people, I'm a little nervous, I'm afraid I won't be able to cope with it. The second uncle is in front of the battle, and I also have to contribute to the car behind, a big battle, to see if my chariot is worth it, whether the performance is good, in case the vibration is too bad, I have no place to cry. ”

"Husband, quickly take away your groping pig hands, it's not serious, our women's army is here to fight, not to play with you, you will pull back again... Hey, don't pull it, don't pull it, my clothes are all messed up. Husband, if you make trouble, aren't you afraid that Miss Sun and General Guan will punish you? Diao Chan was careless, too close to Liu Chan, and was pulled over by Liu Chan's dragon hand, hugged him into his arms and imprisoned him, scared Diao Chan with a coquettish face, and forcibly refused to beg for mercy, intimidating Liu Chan to let go of people, otherwise Sun Shangxiang and Guan Yinping would want Liu Chan to look good, "Husband, you don't retreat and don't retreat, you don't go in, you don't help the second uncle before, and you don't go home later, what do you want to do here?" I can warn you, in broad daylight, you must not mess around, Cao Cao and Sun Quan's soldiers and horses are close, don't stretch out your hand, you will be caught if you stretch out your hand. ”

Sure enough, the clever Diao Chan, after saying a few words, Sun Shangxiang and Guan Yinping turned enemies into friends, and killed Liu Chan with their claws, wanting to rescue Diao Chan, who was not in good health, and by the way, punish Liu Chan, a bear child who does not do anything.

"Husband, good sisters, we are a family, don't fight and hurt the harmony. Husband, his mouth is knife-mouthed and tofu-hearted, where he is hard and soft, you don't know, he actually has no malice, he is not self-motivated, and he is spoiled by our milk, so you can let your husband go. Zhen Ji doesn't compete for favor, but there is no woman who doesn't want to be favored by her husband, she doesn't fight or grab, other beauties won't be polite to Zhen Ji, one by one they all threw themselves into Liu Chan's arms, and almost pushed Liu Chan down, which made Zhen Ji feel on fire in her heart, and wanted to go up to occupy Liu Chan's share, and let Liu Chan help pour out the fire, "Sisters, you tickle your husband's itch, why are there more and more people, and then I can't help but take action, and follow you to suppress my husband." Actually, as far as the second uncle is concerned, there is really no need to dwell on it, send someone to send a letter or bring a message to the opposite riverbank, telling Sun Quan not to send troops to sneak attack, won't this matter be over? ”

Liu Chan panicked, a group of beauties pounced like wolves, some grabbed his hands, some hugged his feet, and some people directly pulled his clothes, and the beauties who couldn't grab the innermost position were even more blind, stretching out their hands to Liu Chan's side and pulling around, almost breaking Liu Chan's life.

"Stop, stop! I'm helping, I'm Buddha, stop, I'm wrong, can't I surrender? Say, you women, what do you want to do? Listen to you, send me to deliver a letter, or send a message, I will definitely do it, without blinking, and I don't even dare to doze off now. "Liu Chan is holding the wall, no matter how strong the ploughing cattle are, they can't stand the fields full of mountains and fields, and it's also a paddy field, the grass in the field is barren, and it's difficult to walk, Liu Chan is still how to hold it, hurry up and descend, no one can stand it, if Liu Chan has a hard mouth and persists, this group of beauties is cool, but if Liu Chan hollows out his body, it will be worth the loss, "You guys, you are all a group of white-eyed wolves who can't be fed, Benfujun kindly took you out for a ride, you actually want to squeeze Benfujun dry?" Is there any heavenly reason, because you are all as beautiful as a fairy, and you still poison me, a handsome young man, you are jealous. ”

With Zhen Ji's persuasion, Liu Chan took the initiative to admit his mistake and had a good attitude, a group of beauties did not gain momentum, but made an uproar, and all ran away, leaving Liu Chan alone to sit on the ground, smelling the fragrance of the beauties scattered for a while.

Liu Chan's heart is bitter, there are too many beauties, and all of them are ghostly, it's not easy to deceive these years, either get it together, make Liu Chan's hands and feet weak, or scatter in a hurry, leaving Liu Chan alone to look at the two five girls in his hand, sighing emptyly, pitiful all over the ground.

"Sister Zhen is right, even if you want to go back, you should go to my brother to give a message, let them watch the show well, take advantage of the opportunity to do it again, sit and wait for the fisherman's profit, just pick up the leak, don't sneak attack at will, maybe there is a conspiracy, and it will be pitted into sandwich biscuits. It's a pity that we came by car, and we didn't take a boat, so we couldn't get to the other side of the river, so it seems that we can only send a letter. Sun Shangxiang looked at the wide river, a little worried, Liu Chan drove a car, did not bring a boat at all, at this time I wanted to go to Xiangguan, take a look at which general of Eastern Wu was guarding, and it was difficult to tell a few words, "Adou, didn't your subordinates say that they are good at shooting?" Miss Ben remembered that he seemed to be a general named Huang Zhong, who was always a little old, and still had strength, and he said that he was good at shooting, so it was better to tie the letter to the bow and arrow, and let him shoot it for us, and shoot it to the other side of the river, so that they could know that Miss Ben had helped them and taken care of her mother's family. ”