Sun Shangxiang likes to play with weapons, doesn't like to read, unlike Cai Yan, who has ten lines at a glance and never forgets, but Sun Shangxiang's brain has not yet entered the water, before in Fancheng, she remembers Huang Zhong, the general under Liu Chan, showed off a good archery skill, and almost shot Zhang Liao in the face, since he couldn't cross the river, then Huang Zhong came to shoot arrows and help carry the letter.

It's a pity that Sun Shangxiang doesn't know how small the dignity in a man's heart is, and this angered Liu Chan.

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Sun Shangxiang to talk about the old man Huang Zhong, saying that the host is not good at shooting, which shocked the generals under the host's command, and was afraid that the host would have no successor and the bad feeling caused by the great cause was not guaranteed, and he received a reward: a kite that rides the wind and waves. Recently, the river surface is calm, no wind and no waves, accompanied by white fog, the host is specially given a kite that can ride the wind and waves, when the kite is released, the river surface will follow the wind, the kite falls off, and the river surface is calm, the most important thing is that the kite will not be knocked down by the dense fog, and can fly on the river surface. In the kite world, who can fly a kite on the river? This is the only host, and this is also a great opportunity for the host to show off his talents in a group of beauties, ensuring that he will attract countless fans and be a proper winner in life. ”

"Aunt Xiangxiang, are you talking about Huang Zhong's old man? He's good at shooting? Even his clumsy archery skills, dare to show it? Let me tell you, Xiangxiang Xiaoma, in terms of good shooting, ten Huang Zhong are not as good as me Adou, but unfortunately my cannon is not there, and it fell on Ling Tong, otherwise I will give you a cannon, I guarantee that you will be taken aback, cover your mouth tightly, and then you will understand how ignorant you were just now. Liu Chan straightened his chest for the first time, faced Sun Shangxiang's greatness, and vowed to compete with a group of beauties, so he took out the kite that rode the wind and waves from behind his back and handed it to all the beauties to watch, "Forget it, let's not talk about the cannon, you all remember it for me, Ben Fujun is the best person to shoot, don't you just bring a letter?" Ben Fujun doesn't need to shoot, he can help you send you to the other side of the river, believe it or not? Look, what is this? Haha, I don't know. ”

The kite, with an extremely hard structure and a pair of large wings, was pitch black, like a black roc bird.

"Husband, what is this? It looks like a bird, can this help you deliver letters? Could it fly? The river is so wide, how is it possible, it will definitely not be able to fly over. Huang Yueying saw Liu Chan take out the kite, this ingenious strange thing attracted Huang Yueying the most, Huang Yueying stepped forward and reached out to touch the kite, and suddenly found that the black paint on the kite had not dried, and the hand touched it, a little sticky, "Husband, where did you get this thing?" It can't be a pile of scrap wood picked up halfway, right? How do you touch it, it's still sticky, like gum, but not very like, I smell it, vomit... It stinks, it smells like raw eggs, it's weird. ”

Huang Yueying is really convinced, if this kite is from Liu Chan's hand, then Liu Chan's design is not much worse than Huang Yueying, that is, the materials, it is really unsightly, Huang Yueying has been playing with wood for many years, and she has a great ability to withstand the smell, but she still can't help but spit it out.

"That's right, Ben Fu Jun named it Big Bird, it is a kind of kite, it can not only fly, but also carry a letter for us, Ben Fu Jun's big bird plays, but it is much stronger than a carrier pigeon, where you want to send, you can send it accurately, like the distance on the river opposite the bank, pediatrics." Liu Chan's kite, originally there was no name, but Huang Yueying mentioned a bird, Liu Chan hit the snake with the stick, so he named the kite, and directly called it a big bird, a big bird riding the wind and waves, Liu Chan took the kite to Sun Shangxiang and asked Sun Shangxiang to inscribe, "Come, Xiangxiang Mom, you want to carry a letter, then write a letter quickly, write it on my big bird, and wait to help you fly over." This big bird is actually similar to Zhuge Junshi's Kong Ming lantern, but the Kong Ming lantern flies straight into the sky, and my big bird is rampant and domineering, and I can fly anything. ”

Sun Shangxiang died of embarrassment, her face was red with shame, and Guan Yinping was on par, Sun Shangxiang wanted to know how to write, what kind of weapon did she play? Is everyone really like Cai Yan, with a Confucian father? Sun Shangxiang's father is Sun Jian, known as the Jiangdong Tiger, who fought very fiercely, and his pen was softer than Liu Chan.

"Adou, you can write it, I... The words are not good-looking, write it, I'm afraid that the person opposite won't understand it, or you let Sister Cai Yan write it, the other sisters can do it, anyway, I can't write it. If you let me take a knife and cut your big bird, how many more times can I swing it, inscription? Can't write, can't write. Sun Shangxiang thought of the inscription, his scalp was numb, and his brain exploded directly, as if he recalled that when he was a child, he was forcibly pressed by Wu Guotai, at that time, Sun Shangxiang used the pen as a knife, and every time he used too much force, either the pen pierced the paper, or the pen was broken into two, so that Wu Guotai did not dare to ask Sun Shangxiang to read and write, no matter how much family wealth was not enough to buy a pen and paper, Sun Shangxiang could let go of himself, "Don't look at me like this, it's not that I'm humble, I really won't, if you force me to write again, I'll kill myself with a knife, woo, they all bully me, Bullying me with big breasts and no brains, my belly has no ink, my life is so miserable... Sister Cai Yan help me... Whining! ”

"Sister, writing, it's just a trivial matter, Yan'er is not talented, she is willing to help her sister write, my sister doesn't have to cry so sadly, several sisters are brave and good at fighting, each has its own specialty, Yan'er is useless, I envy my sister, I can help my sister write, it is Yan'er's blessing." Cai Yan has been influenced by the great Confucian Cai Yong since he was a child, he is simple and elegant, and he is indifferent, at this time, seeing Sun Shangxiang repeatedly asking Liu Chan or her to ghostwrite, Cai Yan had to come forward and respond to this errand, the people present talked about writing, and no one could really compare to Cai Yan, as far as Liu Chan's crooked tadpole characters were concerned, how could they compare to Cai Yan's strong 'flying white body', 'flying white body' or Cai Yan's original calligraphy created by her father Cai Yong, "Sister, you say it, what words do you want to write, you come to dictate, I will write, don't worry, just say what you think." ”

Cai Yan asked Sun Shangxiang not to worry, she hoped that she could think better, try to be concise in her words, be elegant when choosing words and sentences, and it was best to have a little literary atmosphere, but listening to Sun Shangxiang, Sun Shangxiang breathed a long sigh of relief, and finally didn't have to write by herself, as for what to write, it was not a mouth.

"Thank you sister, then I'm not welcome, just write: The calf opposite, I am your eldest lady Sun Shangxiang, you are a group of pigs, Guan Yu and Cao Caojun are all working in Xunyang and Jiangling, you don't even notice it, and you have to be reminded by Miss Ben, it's a waste of money and food." Sun Shangxiang belongs to a straightforward and fast-hearted person, he has no scheming, and the letter is just to remind Sun Quan's Eastern Wu Army not to come out to sneak attack, there are ambushes, Liu Chan is behind Guan Yu, and he is ready to pick up the leak.