Chapter 24: Who Sleeps With Whom

When Gonggong Zhang heard this, he frowned and looked embarrassed, "Where can I find a young and masculine body at this time?" The eldest princess's mansion is either a maid, a mother-in-law, or an old eunuch like me, there is really no yang energy or anything, but there are a lot of yin and yang weirdness. ”

Lian Xiao thought about it, and was about to say that it was better to find the fiancé of the eldest princess.

As a result, before he could speak, the eldest princess first grabbed the white and said, "Who said there is no ......"

Lian Xiao was stunned for a moment, not understanding what the eldest princess meant.

Father-in-law Zhang's eyes rolled, and sure enough, it was a tacit understanding between the master and servant, and before Lian Xiao could react, he clicked on Lian Xiao's static acupoint with a backhand, and Lian Xiao couldn't move.

"Grandpa Zhang, what are you doing here?" Lian Xiao sensed that something was wrong.

The eldest princess sat up wrapped in the quilt, her eyes were much brighter than before, and the corners of her mouth showed a hint of a smile, but the smile made even the owl's heart furious.

The eldest princess walked to Lian Xiao's side, raised her index and middle fingers to support his chin, and said with a meaningful smile, "I couldn't bear it just now, this time, it's your turn, right?" ”

"Big ...... Celestial princess, don't mess around, this thing is not for everyone, you can only find a candidate for the future colt, so as not to leave people with a promiscuous harem The handle is not good, as a future colt, do this for you, I think he should be willing. ”

Lian Xiao said bitterly, and suddenly regretted using this home remedy: I shouldn't have dug a pit by myself and buried myself in it, right? No, the eldest princess is supposed to just scare and scare me, how can she let me, a lowly person, sleep with me?

Her fiancé is the son of the emperor himself, the son of General Chen, the patriarch of the opening dynasty, his net worth background cannot be ignored, and he also holds a certain amount of military power in his hands, the eldest princess will not be so stupid to dig her own grave, so don't worry.

However, the eldest princess said, "This palace doesn't like that fiancé, and that fiancé will be repaired by this palace sooner or later, huh?" Why not now? ”

The quirky expression of the eldest princess made Lian Xiao unable to figure out her true thoughts.

"What do you mean?" Lian Xiao asked.

Princess Celestia suddenly smiled and said, "You don't have to worry so much, just enjoy it." ”

"Big ...... Celestia, what are you going to do to me? Lian Xiao looked a little frightened.

The eldest princess looked at Lian Xiao meaningfully and said, "With the way of others, you can also govern others." ”

"Huh?" Lian Xiao is thinking about how to treat his body? I saw that under the signal of the eldest princess, Gonggong Zhang brought the remaining half of the jar of wine to Lian Xiao's side.

"Don't ...... Don't ......".

"Give him all of them, so that his body will definitely be hotter."

Father-in-law Zhang smiled and said, "Indeed, a young and strong young man, after drinking enough spirits, it is not the same as fire coal, the eldest princess is really wise and has a unique vision." ”

The eldest princess smiled slightly, expressing her satisfaction.

But Lian Xiao couldn't laugh anymore, "No, no...... ...... vomit"

Father-in-law Zhang's hand was a little strong, and as soon as he pinched Lian Xiao's chin, half a jar of wine was poured into Lian Xiao's stomach like that.

Lian Xiao gasped and was poured "gurgling", but Father-in-law Zhang didn't intend to let him go, and continued to pour him, until he was so red that he couldn't lift his neck, and Father-in-law Zhang let him go.

Lian Xiao muttered vaguely, "Celestial Princess, please let me go, you can't violate me, I'm a good man who is clean and self-conscious......"

The eldest princess glanced at Lian Xiao, who was like a drunken cat, and ignored it, but said to Gonggong Zhang, "The wet quilt on my body has been smoked for a long time, you go and put on a new futon for me, and this palace will ...... with Lian Xiao" The eldest princess took a deep breath and seemed to be in a good mood, "Sleep comfortably." ”

"Yes, Celestia." As long as the eldest princess lives well, Grandpa Zhang will follow the will of the eldest princess in everything.

Father-in-law Zhang brought a dry futon, first picked up Lian Xiao and threw it into the bed, and then when he took off Lian Xiao's clothes, he asked, "Princess, that ...... You have to keep your pants, right? ”

"What do you say?" Princess Celestia glared at her with a cold face.

Grandpa Zhang immediately smiled, "The slave knows." ”

When Father-in-law Zhang finished his work, he retired and left the scene to the eldest princess.

Lian Xiao watched in a daze as a big princess with two heads walked towards her step by step, she took off the quilt on her body, lifted his quilt, and got in little by little.

"Oh yes!" A cold little hand covered Lian Xiao's hot body, and Lian Xiao felt that he had a feeling of ice and fire, "Don't, don't mess around...... Grand duke...... Hmmm......"

Lian Xiao gritted his teeth and closed his eyes: Just let me sleep to death, why do you still feel after drinking so much wine, and he also vaguely heard the eldest princess muttering with satisfaction, "It's a good stove." ”

Lian Xiao, "......" God, let me get drunk to death.

"It's so warm! It's so warm, it's really much easier to use than the hand stove, and the hand stove will burn your hands if you don't grasp it well, which really won't be eh. ”

Before Lian Xiao entered the Nine Clouds, he also heard the eldest princess muttering this sentence, and when he slept until the second half of the night, Lian Xiao dreamed again, he dreamed that he fell into the Pansi Cave, and there was a bunch of spider spirits entangled in his body in the Pansi Cave, which did not let him stop all night.

In this way, the daze stared at the fifth watch, and Lian Xiao slowly showed signs of waking up.

The moment he opened his eyes, it was the sleeping and delicate face of the eldest princess, as if because he had finally slept well, the eldest princess's pale face on weekdays had a little pink.

Reacting to what was happening, Lian Xiao was so fierce that he turned over and was about to sit up, but he was hugged back by the eldest princess with an outstretched arm.

"The eldest princess can't help it, you are trapping the vassals in disloyalty and injustice, I have to get up quickly, if this matter reaches the ears of the emperor, I am afraid that the life of the dog will not be guaranteed."

Lian Xiao was really distressed, although he slept worse than a dead pig last night and couldn't do anything, but who would believe it?

He tried to get up, but as soon as the eldest princess competed, his whole body fell back down.

If he comes hard with the eldest princess, he will naturally be able to get up, but he can't expose the secret of his martial arts, so there will be a lot of inconvenience in the future, and he will pretend to be weak in a low-key manner, which is sometimes very useful.

He covered his face and lay down again, and now he could only look at the eldest princess lying beside him, hugging his chest and pleading softly.

"Celestial Princess, just let me go......"

"Hmm......" Princess Celestia shook her head and coquettishly refused.

"Ahem!" Then the eldest princess sighed again, "This palace has not slept so well like last night for more than ten years, as a qualified heater, shouldn't you sleep with this palace for another hour?" ”