Although Father-in-law Zhang was kicked out of the door, he still couldn't fully trust Lian Xiao, so he kept sitting at the door eavesdropping.

Sitting and sitting, the sound of drinking and talking was gone, and when it was quiet, he was a little anxious.

I'm hesitating to go in and take a look, this Lian Xiao can't be the queen's fine work, I want to take the opportunity to harm the eldest princess, right?

No, I'll have to check it out.

He was about to push open the door, but suddenly heard a woman's coquettish murmur from the house, "Uh-huh......".

Hey? Grandpa Zhang stopped, is this the voice made by the eldest princess? How strange is that?

Even if you are a eunuch, when you hear a woman make such a voice, you can't help but have some associations, not to mention the middle of the night, lonely men and widows......

This one...... Why don't you break in and have a look? It's a little tangled, but the eldest princess spoke up, which means she's fine, so let's wait.

"Hmmm......"

The voice was really a bit high, and Grandpa Zhang stepped back a few steps, some distance away from the gate.

"Ah...... It hurts, you hurt me. ”

This time, the voice made by the eldest princess was more obviously coquettish and unbearable, and it made Grandpa Zhang have goosebumps.

Could it be that this eldest princess is really with Lianxiao...... Is this drunken sex or do you want me?

Could it be that Lian Xiao got the eldest princess drunk and took advantage of the weakness, otherwise how could the eldest princess be with the humble Lian Xiao......

In short, Father-in-law Zhang couldn't figure it out, in case the dog thief was really bold, wouldn't the eldest princess have to suffer, no, she should go in and have a look.

Father-in-law Zhang turned around, and just wanted to resist the decree and forcibly push the door in, but he heard the eldest princess sigh embarrassedly, and made a more shy voice, "Ah, it's so comfortable, ah, it's painful and comfortable......"

"This ......" The beads of sweat on Gonggong Zhang's forehead fell in large pieces, and the footsteps that wanted to force his way in stopped again.

The eldest princess has been uncomfortable since she was a child, whether it is physical or mental, Grandpa Zhang has never heard the eldest princess say that she is comfortable, today it is rare to be able to say a word "comfortable" from the mouth of the eldest princess, Grandpa Zhang feels that everything is worth it, what is bad moral, courtesy, righteousness and shame, is not as important as the comfort of the eldest princess.

Grandpa Zhang retreated again, this time hiding a little farther, because the whimsical cries that the eldest princess came from time to time really tortured his body and mind as an old eunuch.

"Ahh Suddenly, there was a screaming cry from the Celestial Princess, "It hurts! It's painful, come on, drag this madman out for me and divide the body of five horses. ”

The eldest princess shouted like this, and Grandpa Zhang couldn't recall it so much, so he kicked open the door and broke in.

said that it was too late, and when he saw that Father-in-law Zhang had broken in, Lian Xiao pulled a quilt soaked in wine and wrapped the eldest princess's body into a zongzi three times and five pushes.

"What did you do to Princess Celestia?" Father-in-law Zhang pulled out a sword from the wall and pointed it at Lian Xiao.

As a result, before Lian Xiao could answer, at this time, the eldest princess was coquettish again, "Hmm...... It's so comfortable again, ah, it's so comfortable. ”

Princess Celestia stretched out her arms from the quilt and stretched her waist desperately.

Zhang Gonggong, "......"

"Celestial princess, look, am I still going to drag Lian Xiao out and divide the body of the five horses?"

"Ahem! What to say! The eldest princess closed her eyes, looking as lazy as a silkworm baby, and even her tone was lazy and slow.

"I was just in too much pain and screaming, he just stripped me naked and massaged the acupuncture points all over my body with a lot of spirits, and there was no misconduct."

Lian Xiao immediately explained, "The heart of the doctor's parents, in the eyes of Langzhong, patients are men, women, young and old. "It's just a lump of meat.

The last sentence, of course, he won't say.

Also, the body of the eldest princess is not the same as other patients as he said, and Lian Xiao is not a eunuch, he thinks: It is normal to be tempted, because I am a normal man, but as long as I don't think about it and don't make deviant actions, I will be worthy of my heart.

"That's ......," Princess Celestia continued.

"What's it?" Father-in-law Zhang asked nervously, and then glared at Lian Xiao defensively.

"Sometimes his hands are a little heavy, and the liquor burns my skin, so that when the pain is over, when the pain is over, it is like floating in the clouds, oops......

The skeleton of this palace seems to have been disassembled, and then it was reassembled, and now, ah, it is much more comfortable than before, and the use of this wine is really ingenious, I am really not as cold as before, but, Lianxiao, you are soaking this palace as ginseng, my whole bed is soaked in wine. ”

Lian Xiao smiled and said, "Compared with the body of the eldest princess, wine is nothing, and the mattress is nothing, from now on, I will come to the eldest princess every night to treat cold with this method."

The spirits are hot, both inside and outside, with my unique massage techniques, can quickly let the spirits be absorbed, through the skin pores into the blood, in this way, the cold and damp are forced to run up, the meridians of the eldest princess will slowly unblocked, the blood in the human body is active, and the person will be warm, I believe that over time, the cold of the eldest princess will be able to force out the cold all over the body. ”

"Yes, yes! This time, I really believe that you have real skills. The eldest princess closed her eyes as she spoke, but she didn't seem to have enough to say to Lianxiao.

"Lian Xiao, how many acupuncture points are there in the human body?"

Lian Xiao stood beside the bed and replied respectfully; "Back to the eldest princess, there are about fifty-two single acupuncture points around the human body, three hundred and nine double acupoints, fifty extra-meridian acupoints, a total of seven hundred and twenty acupuncture points."

"Then have you touched all the acupuncture points on my body, I feel like there is no place left."

"Hmm......" Lian Xiao blinked, a little embarrassed, "Back to the eldest princess, it's like this, there are some acupuncture points, and the minister should not look at or touch the incivility." ”

Celestial princess, "......" has touched all over her body, and she still doesn't look at it?

Father-in-law Zhang, "......" wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Even Xiao secretly wiped a handful of sweat, she really didn't expect the eldest princess to drink so well, wake up so quickly, and have so many problems?

He only had to explain to the scalp, hoping to fool the past as soon as possible, "There are one hundred and eight key acupuncture points in the human body, of which seventy-two acupuncture points will not harm the human body by tapping, rubbing, etc., and the remaining thirty-six acupuncture points are fatal acupoints, commonly known as death acupoints, and that minister will never touch them." ”

"In this way, Chinese medicine is really broad and profound, Bengong feels really better, what is Bengong going to do next? Sleep in a different bed? "Celestia felt that the bed was wet.

"Celestia can't change the bed for the time being, I've soaked the bedding with spirits, although Celestia feels damp, but this scorching humidity can help remove the cold and dampness from your body......

Of course, it's not to let the eldest princess sleep in this bed for one night, as long as she fumigates in this futon for an hour, she can go back to the dry mattress and sleep peacefully, but when she sleeps, there is still something missing......"

"Oh? What's missing? The old slave went to find the eldest princess. Father-in-law Zhang immediately asked.

"Something to keep Princess Celestia warm." Lian Xiao said.

Father-in-law Zhang thought for a while, "The object that can be heated is the hand stove." ”

Lian Xiao shook his head, "The hand stove is not good, the hand stove is a carbon fire, if the eldest princess sleeps in her arms, it is easy to hurt her, and the temperature of the hand stove is unstable, the carbon ember hand stove will be cold, and it will not be able to warm the whole body of the eldest princess." ”

"That'...... What else could it be? ”

Lian Xiao thought for a while and said, "The body, young and strong, masculine body is the best heating tool, the body temperature in the prime of life is high enough, and it can maintain a constant temperature, it will not get cold, it will not get hot, it can warm the body of the eldest princess for a long time, and it will not burn the eldest princess." ”