1146 Pre-war and sexual intercourse
Since coming to Datang, human life doesn't seem to count as human life.
At least in the previous life, Xiao Han had to hesitate for a long time to kill a chicken, and when he heard the screams of killing pigs on the side of the road, he had to quickly walk sideways.
I didn't expect to come to this life and plan the lives of tens of thousands of people, but just a few words.
The pirates did not crowd together and jump into the trap that had been carefully prepared for them, as they had imagined.
But this is not to say that Xiao Han and the dog's trap failed.
At most, it will not achieve the intended effect.
The pirates were able to come here at first, up to 3,000 people!
This was the result of the dog's outing, and according to his analysis, it was likely that the three thousand men would not camp in the open space in front of the valley, but would camp in a random place.
After all, there are not many places that can accommodate 15,000 people to camp, and places that can accommodate 3,000 people abound on this plain.
"Then let's see! They're going to pass by that clearing anyway! When the time comes, give them a big gift, and let these bastards who dare to beat our family have a good baby! ”
On the edge of the quiet camp, the dog sitting cross-legged on the ground grinned at Xiao Han, who was also sitting beside him, and smiled silently, the snow-white big plate teeth were like jade under the moonlight, but the words that came out of this mouth did not have any good intentions, but carried a piercing meaning.
"That's all I can do!" Xiao Han quietly listened to the dog's words, lowered his head and thought for a moment, then sighed and nodded slightly.
Now, it seems that there is only one way to do this, as for whether it will startle the snake next, then it can only be done one step, look at one step!
Fortunately, at the beginning, he didn't daydream of completely annihilating this group of pirates.
After all, although the firearms they rely on are extremely powerful in experiments, no one can say how much of a role they can play on the battlefield when they are really on the battlefield!
Compared with Gouzi and others who have blindly worshiped firearms, Xiao Han knows that when firearms first appeared in later generations, they were still no match for conventional cold weapons! Otherwise, there would not have been a Ming army, chased by Manchu nomads.
Even in this life, with the existence of him, a super cheat that understands the process of firearms, he should be cautious, or be cautious!
Here, the dog didn't think as much as Xiao Han thought, and when he saw that the boss agreed, he was relieved.
"Master Hou, in fact, you don't have to come in person, these things are enough with us!"
Xiao Han smiled, lay on the ground with his arms on his pillow, looked at the starry sky above his head and said slowly: "No, this is the first time that a firearm has been used alone on the battlefield, and I must see its effect in person!" ”
"Isn't the role of firearms all obvious? Besides, this time you only use them to fight some rogue thieves, you can't kill them, you can scare them to death! “
The dog muttered, and also learned from Xiao Han's appearance to lie down, but he didn't think how beautiful the ordinary starry sky was.
"Rustling ......"
A sound of footsteps came from the camp, and the two of them turned their heads almost at the same time, only to see that it was the short and thin man who was always with Wang Wu running out.
"Ahem, Knife, where are you going?"
Seeing this guy looking left and right while walking towards him, Xiao Han couldn't help but call him.
"Who!" The short thin man known as the knife almost lost his soul when he heard the sound at first glance, and he trembled several times before he found Xiao Han lying on the ground.
"Master Hou? Why are you here? With a strong smoothing of the air, the knife trotted over with a smile on his face.
Xiao Han rolled his eyes, didn't sit up from the ground, and still said lazily: "Don't care why I'm here, what are you doing sneakily at night?" Do you want to run? ”
As soon as Xiaodao heard this, his face immediately changed, and he hurriedly waved his hand vigorously and said, "Master Hou, where did you say, how could I run?" Even if I want to run, I have to pull the five brothers of Wang? I'm just here to get out of it! ”
"Untie your hands? Think about it with a lot of hands? Xiao Han was a little unconvinced.
Xiaodao said with a bitter face: "Hey, I don't want to either!" But when I think of the more than 10,000 enemies out there, my heart ......"
This reason is sufficient, plus looking at this kid's behavior, it really doesn't look like he wants to abscond, Xiao Han already believes him in his heart.
"Okay, I'm kidding you, let's go quickly, so as not to pee in your pants for a while!"
Xiao Dao hurriedly ran in another direction as if he had been pardoned, but he didn't run two steps but heard Xiao Han say behind him: "Don't be suspicious, I said that I won't let you face it head-on this time, so I definitely won't!" Put all your heart in my stomach. ”
"Whoa!" The knife stood still, arched his hand back, and ran away again.
"Master Hou, what do you want these guys to do? Aren't you afraid of being cumbersome? ”
Looking at the figure of the knife disappearing into the night, the dog pouted disdainfully and said.
Like the fat man, he also looked down on these "colleagues" whom he had never met.
However, Xiao Han on the side was lying down again at this time, and said faintly: "It's not cumbersome, don't look at these people's battle formations, it's a good hand to fight alone!" I'm not afraid of those thieves coming in large numbers, I'm worried about their scattered assassinations, and with them, it's always safer. ”
"When will the soldiers be bodyguards too?" The dog muttered again, but after being slapped by Xiao Han, he quickly shut up again.
At the moment of the great enemy, it is estimated that there are really not many people who can have such a state of mind as Xiao Han and Gouzi, not to mention those rangers, even if they are new Huowei, there are few people who can really fall asleep at this time.
It is said that because of ignorance, so fearless! But Xiao Han and the dog are fearless because they know it well!
At this point, neither of them said anything more about tomorrow's war.
After lying quietly for a while, the dog looked left and right at no one around, and suddenly carefully took out a cloth bag in his arms and handed it over, and then squeezed his eyebrows and said: "Master Hou, this is what we got in the Qinling Mountains, and we specially used it to honor you!" ”
"What's that?" Xiao Han took the cloth bag casually, weighed it, and glanced at the dog suspiciously.
"Open, open and see!" The dog pouted and said with a cheap smile.
"What kind of thing, mysterious and mysterious......" Seeing this, Xiao Han had to open the cloth bag dissatisfied.
"What is this?"
The cloth bag was very light, and after opening it, there were only a few things like dried dried meat inside, Xiao Han took out one suspiciously, and took a closer look in the moonlight, and his face suddenly became a little unnatural!
"Master Hou, this is a tiger whip, a really good thing! The old gentleman who taught us literacy has been greedy for more than half a year, and I will give him a little tiger, and these adult male tigers will all be left to you......"
The dog was spitting on the side, and he didn't notice that Xiao Han's face had turned from red to blue, then to purple, and finally to black!
"What do you mean!" Staring at the dog tightly, Xiao Han almost squeezed out these words from between his teeth! As a young man with strong blood, isn't he mocking him for giving this thing? Even if you are well-intentioned, wouldn't it be better to throw it in his room in private......
"This is a send, a gift to you......" At this time, the dog finally noticed that something was wrong, as if he slapped himself on the horse's hooves?
However, fortunately, he reacted quickly enough, and just when Xiao Han was about to turn his face, he suddenly changed his words and said: "Of course, Master Hou, you are young and don't need these things, you can give them to General Cheng, and General Wei Chi is also excellent!" ”
"Oh? Is it for them? When Xiao Han heard this, his sharp eyes immediately softened, and his calm face also had a slight smile: "Well, it's okay!" These guys should make up for it, unlike us, hot-blooded boys! ”
"Ahem...... Yeah! Hou Ye is clever! The dog was patting the horse's ass, but the ghost knew what he was thinking......