"Nonsense! With such a big ass exposed, who has ever seen a butt grow under a tree in addition to mushrooms? Not to mention that big! If this is really on the battlefield, I am afraid that it will be cut down from the beginning! ”

Xiao Han's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and as he spoke, he raised his leg and kicked the fat man's ass!

Are these bastards trained like this on weekdays?

I still have high hopes for them, and I wrote down the training methods of the special forces in later generations for them, but now when I look at it, I am simply blind to the so many TVs I watch!

The fat man stood still and took Xiao Han's kick, his round face was full of embarrassment: "Eh, I forgot, I should dig the pit a little deeper......"

"yes, dig deeper, it's better to bury yourself in it!" Xiao Han scolded him angrily, looked left and right, and asked again, "What about the dog?" Where did the death go? ”

"Brother Dog has taken someone to investigate the situation!" The fat man grinned and replied with a smile.

Xiao Han frowned slightly and said, "What about the others?" Why just look at you? ”

The fat man hurriedly replied: "Everyone else is on the other side!" When we arrived, they found a hole in the ground that was suitable for storing those things, so they were all there to keep watch, and sent me here to wait to meet you! ”

Xiao Han glanced at the fat man: "Then you welcome me like this?" ”

The fat man scratched his head and sneered, "Hehe, I don't want to surprise you!" Who knew that Master Hou, you were as wise as a torch, and you found me at once! Unlike them, they still think of me as a dryad! Don't you know, where I was lying just now, and I was about to hold back my internal injuries when I held back my laughter......"

There is a way to wear thousands of wears, and sycophants do not wear them!

As soon as the fat man bragged like this, Xiao Han finally stopped having a black face, and there was a smile on his face.

However, Xiao Han was not angry, but those rangers began to stare at the fat man viciously.

"Who is this fat man? You've never been beaten since you've grown up, have you? ”

"Hmph, if it weren't for the sack now, Lao Tzu would have beaten him tonight and even his wife wouldn't recognize him!"

"Hey, Boss Qiu, we're not allowed to fight here, but can we make a fight? We don't bully him, we just go it alone! ”

The rangers were full of righteous indignation, especially Wang Wuyi, who even rolled up their sleeves, almost the same as before, disagreeing with each other, fists and feet!

"You're going to go it alone? Do you want to bring your own weapons? ”

The frowning old Qiu hadn't spoken yet, but he didn't expect that the fat man over there had already spoken first.

"Nonsense! Naturally, weapons are allowed! Wang Wu carried his big knife, and looked at the fat man's eyes like looking at a fat pig to be slaughtered! I didn't notice the regretful expressions on the faces of Lao Qiu, Xiaodong, and even Xiao Han on the side.

The fat man smiled, like a weasel who had stolen a chicken: "Okay, come on, stupid big one, grandpa try to be as light as possible, so as not to kill you!" ”

"Wow, the dead fat man deceives people too much!"

When Wang Wu heard this, the lobes of his lungs were about to explode, and he was about to rush forward brandishing a big knife!

Unexpectedly, Lao Qiu was faster than him, stepped forward quickly, snatched Wang Wu's big knife with his hand, and shouted angrily: "Presumptuous! What time is it? You are still thinking about fighting, and the military stick of the other day was in vain? ”

"He said he was going to go it alone!" Wang Wu has no weapons, but he is still thundering! It's just that because Lao Qiu and Xiao Han are on the side, they can only roar loudly, but they don't dare to really rush forward.

"Then do you think that if you rush over, you will definitely be able to beat him?" Lao Qiu scolded angrily with a cold face.

Wang Wu looked at the fat man with an underbeaten look, gritted his teeth and said, "I can't beat him!" ”

"Do you know what weapon he uses?"

"Hmph, no matter what it uses, who has Lao Tzu's knife been afraid of?

Seeing Wang Wu's appearance as Lao Tzu's best in the world, the corners of Lao Qiu's mouth twitched, but he didn't say anything in the end, just looked at Xiao Han helplessly.

Xiao Han saw that the fat man was inexplicably facing the rangers at this time, and he couldn't help but have a big headache.

And now that the enemy is in front, it is obviously not the time to distinguish between right and wrong, so he can only cold his face and say angrily: "Okay, they are all their own brothers!" If there is any problem, let's talk about it after the battle! When the time comes, you don't have to fight, and you know who wins and who loses! ”

"Who wins? This still needs to be asked, Lao Tzu let this fat man three! Wang Wu saw that Xiao Han was angry, so he had to withdraw his hand stupidly, but the eyes that looked at the fat man were clearly saying: "Dead fat man, you wait!" ”

"Wait, wait, grandpa is afraid of you?" Seeing this, the fat man who had been standing in place and sneering saw this, naturally not to be outdone, and returned it with an extremely unbeaten expression.

The fat man and the ranger will look at each other unpleasantly, Xiao Han really didn't think about this problem.

Not only did he not think about it before, but even now, he was a little confused by the second monk.

It's the first time they've met, and they haven't even said a word, so why do they suddenly face each other like this?

But he didn't think about it:

For a long time, the fat people have always called themselves Xiao Han's descendants, but now they suddenly see Xiao Han with another team, and the mood is no less than that of the lady of the main house who met the master and married a concubine behind her back! didn't get mad on the spot, he was already a fat man with a good temper.

After thinking about it for a long time, Xiao Han didn't bother to think about it!

Who knows if the fat man's aunt is here today, so his temper is so weird? When we meet the dogs, we may be fine.

It's just, like this situation, seeing the dog, will it really be good?

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Thirty mile shop.

This is Xiao Han's new name for this small valley, as for the original name, whatever.

On a flat field in the valley, one after another yellow tents were pitched next to each other.

The color of these tents, which blends in with their surroundings, especially at night, is simply not visible unless you look closely. But if you look closely, you will find that there seems to be a clear distinction between them, and they are separated on both sides, except for a slightly larger tent, standing in the middle of the two sides.

Obviously, Xiao Han's calculation that the two parties want to get along harmoniously has been empty, but the neighbors and enemies are currently in conflict, but there are contradictions among his subordinates, which makes Xiao Han once again realize that commanding the army is not so simple at all.

It was getting dark now, but none of the tents were lit, and if it weren't for the moonlight today, it would have been pitch black inside.

The dog had already returned before dark, and the news he brought was neither good nor bad.

The thieves are indeed as Xiao Han had expected, taking this road, and they will be able to reach here tomorrow afternoon at the earliest.

However, Xiao Han missed one point: the reason why thieves are thieves is because they have no organization, no logistics, and no supplies!

So these fifteen thousand thieves are now scattered in a structure, basically looting everywhere while hurrying! Therefore, it is impossible to bury the gunpowder as expected, and then do it once and for all!