Wei Yan thrust the big knife into the ground, taking off the armor was quite numb, as soon as the armor was untied, he was in a hurry, and secretly rejoiced that when he went out, he secretly drank some more soup and water, and now it is okay, all of it comes in handy, "It's time for me Wei Yan to be famous, I've been holding my urine for a long time, this is all urgent, mine is still a child's urine, and the effect is better." ”

Syllable!

A whipping sound sounded as a whip entered the flesh.

But it was Liu Chan's horse whip that came and whipped down fiercely towards Wei Yan, and as soon as Wei Yan took off the flesh of his armor, he immediately had a deep whip wound.

Wei Yan was stunned by Liu Chan's whipping, just now, Wei Yan could still understand that Liu Chan was eager to protect his wife, but now this whip, Wei Yan can't see through it, and he can't figure out his head, obviously peeing is effective, breaking the formation is at this moment, why doesn't Liu Chan let him pee? Is it true that 'only the governors are allowed to set fires, and the people are not allowed to light lamps'?

Or is it that Liu Chan hasn't finished urinating, urinating frequently, and can't urinate endlessly?

Wei Yan had to pull his pants back on, Liu Chan was the top boss, let the leader pee first, Wei Yan still had this awareness.

"Wen Chang, if you dare to take off your pants in front of the young master's wife, the young master will cut it for you, so that you can enter the palace and wait for the Son of Heaven, don't be embarrassed under the command of the young master, you don't want to be embarrassed, the young master has to think about a group of beauties. That's it? It's so short and weak, and you dare to show your weapon? Put it away! Liu Chan was speechless for a while, there was a big-chested and brainless general like Wei Yan under his command, he was really convinced, he didn't use his brains to do anything, he just broke the formation, but it didn't let Wei Yan mess around, Liu Chan can urinate, it doesn't mean that anyone can take off their pants on the spot, take advantage of the east wind to pee, in case Wei Yan has a bad head, everyone is undressed, then a group of beauties around Liu Chan must not be ashamed to death, or look at things that shouldn't be seen, and have nightmares every night, "You fools, except for urine, there is nothing else?" The soil on the ground can be used just as well, smashed over, and polluted Zhang Lu's turtle array, the golden light must be extinguished, as for the five thunders, whoever believes in them is a fool, Zhang Lu's shield array, it is enough for thunder people. ”

"Quick! The crowd will listen to the order and smash the earth to break the formation. No one is allowed to take off their clothes without the permission of the lord, and those who violate it will be beheaded immediately! After chopping, remember to help put it back on. Huang Zhong hurriedly ordered, for fear that Wei Yan's two stunned people would affect the whole army, and dare to take off his clothes in front of Liu Chan, Wei Yan's courage was a little fatter, "Wen Chang, you still don't want to break the formation?" The lord magnifies the trick on the car, you charge into battle quickly, don't be drenched by the lord, waste the lord's broken formation urine in vain. ”

Liu Chan still pees, Huang Zhong doesn't know, as long as Liu Chan is happy, Huang Zhong will not care about Liu Chan, if Wei Yan is not half of Huang Zhong's disciple, Huang Zhong will also not relieve Wei Yan. The current Wei Yan is like a rat poop in a pot, just take it away, Huang Zhong took Wei Yan away, killing three birds with one stone.

Huang Zhong didn't move, he had to stare at Zhang Ning to prevent Zhang Ning from escaping, let Wei Yan, Gan Ning and Zhang He go up to break the formation, they had already given enough face to the Wudou Mi Sect, Huang Zhong didn't dare to be careless, Guan Hai is the Yellow Turban Qu Shuai, there must be something outstanding, if you are not careful, maybe Zhang Ning and Guan Hai will slip away.

Sure enough, after Huang Zhong finished speaking, Wei Yan woke up like a dream, and felt that it was so difficult to join the army, it was easy to offend people, and he probably couldn't figure out how to die at that time. Wei Yan had resentment in his heart, but he didn't think of venting in front of Liu Chan, so he turned around and waved the big knife in his hand to the ground, cutting out a large amount of soil, and with a pry of opportunity, he slashed towards the Five Thunder Golden Light Array of the Five Dou Mi Sect.

The smooth and shiny shield, with mud and dirt, no longer reflects bursts of golden light, and has become an ordinary shield, and it is particularly heavy, after all, the iron shield is not easy to move, and the real army fights, most of them use wooden shields, and it is good to be able to block the flying bow and arrows, and the shield really requires a knife and a gun, which is too harsh.

"Humph! Harm Ben will make a fool of himself in front of the lord, almost run naked, it's all a bunch of you melon calves, you have to go against Ben and die! Wei Yan carried a big knife, and immediately rushed into the Five Thunder Golden Light Array of the Five Dou Mi Sect, raising his hand is a knife, splitting those shield soldiers into a flowing water, not forming a formation, Wei Yan was happy to kill, he was angry in his heart, he wanted to atone for his sins, and he showed no mercy under the knife, one knife was more ruthless than the other, "If you don't learn well, what are you doing with the Five Thunder Golden Light Array, haven't you been woken up by urine?" When the general captures you alive and puts you in prison, he will go over every day to nourish you, and see if you dare to have a little sweetness, so he will come out and do evil. ”

Wei Yan was in front, and Gan Ning and Zhang He also rushed over, but these people were a beat slower and were stopped by the puppet soldiers controlled by Yang Ang.

The puppet soldiers didn't know the pain, as if they were pulled by an invisible needle and thread behind the scenes, even if they were cut off by Gan Ning and Zhang He, they would struggle, and they would attack again step by step, seeing that Gan Ning and Zhang He's scalps were numb, but they had to struggle to hold on.

Liu Chan was angry, hating iron does not become steel, one Wei Yan is already stupid out of the skyline, and another Gan Ning and Zhang He, Liu Chan feels that his head is about to be **.

"Xingba, Junyi, are you going to fight these puppeteers and puppeteers all night? Can't you grow your brain? If you can't kill these puppet soldiers, you won't cut the people behind the scenes first? These puppet soldiers are making waves here, it can be seen that the people who control them are not far from here, they turn it out, and the result is a knife, the puppet soldiers fall without a fight, effortlessly, which is like you now, it seems to be fighting hard, but in fact it is all useless, a waste of energy, and it is not flattering, and it is a shame for the young master. Liu Chan didn't look at Gan Ning and Zhang He anymore, pulled a large group of beauties, drove the chariot, and came to Zhang Ning and Guan Hai, with a greedy face, and did not hide his liking for Zhang Ning, Liu Chan did not get out of the car, condescendingly, and directly announced Zhang Ning's fate and fate, "Ning'er, why are you so ruthless, if you don't say hello, you will abandon your husband and children, and leave your husband here alone." Fortunately, this young master is eye-catching, if you want to go, you can't go, obediently accompany this young master back, when you are a rich and luxurious little lady, it is difficult to wander and wander in the future. ”

After Liu Chan finished speaking, he opened the door of the chariot, gave Huang Zhong and Tai Shi Ci a look, and asked the two to escort Zhang Ning to the car.

"Presumptuous! With me in charge, who would dare to offend the saint? If you want to get close to the Holy Maiden, first step over the corpse of my Guan Hai. Guan Hai took the big knife sideways, and he was about to take the initiative to attack, and he spotted the old man Huang Zhong, and planned to kill Huang Zhong to demonstrate first, so as to attract firepower and let Zhang Ning escape alone, "If you want to fight, you will fight, if you don't fight, get out of the way, play tricks, not a gentleman's style, your father is still the emperor's uncle, it is too inappropriate to say this kind of Meng Lang's words." ”