245. Shoot you a little sweet
Guan Hai wiped the big knife in his hand, guarding against the approaching soldiers summoned by Zhang Lu, these soldiers have lost their personal consciousness and only know how to slaughter and poke, Guan Hai must guard against it to ensure that Zhang Ning is not offended, "The subordinates are just alone, but if there are more than 100 Yellow Turban brothers, there is no need for a cup of tea to break Zhang Lu's formation." It's a pity, the Yellow Turban Army..."
Guan Hai didn't continue, his face was full of loneliness, the Yellow Turban Army had finally withdrawn from the stage of history, and he couldn't afford the wind and waves.
Zhang Ning saw that Guan Hai's old matter was brought up again, and his heart was also a little low, yes, Zhang Lu and Liu Chan were fighting each other, and they were fighting each other, but who lost or won was none of Zhang Ning's business, Zhang Ning's Yellow Turban camp no longer had the qualifications and strength, and these new bigwigs were testing their wrist strength.
"Let's go! Uncle Hai, first go and sweep my father's grave, and then go to Montenegro to find a bull's horn, if he is not willing to help, just rest. Zhang Ning said lightly, but in fact, his heart was as heavy as the top of Mount Tai, Zhang Ning's mouth said Zhang Niujiao, whose real name was Zhang Yan, was Zhang Jiao's righteous son, and he was Zhang Ning's righteous brother in name.
Zhang Jiao's move failed, Zhang Niujiao changed the Yellow Turban Army into the Black Mountain Army, occupying near Mount Tai, not to mention that there were more than 100,000 soldiers and horses, which was Zhang Ning's last hope, but Zhang Ning knew in her heart that she might not be able to persuade Zhang Niujiao, Zhang Niujiao had her own ideas, and she couldn't even change Zhang Jiao at the beginning, so she could only let it develop on its own.
Guan Hai didn't say much, just nodded and opened the way for Zhang Ning, but Guan Hai only took a step, and Liu Chan spoke.
Liu Chan is not happy, it is rare to want to point a finger, Zhang Ning actually doesn't like to watch, and still wants to leave? You can't bear it.
"Lord, tell me quickly, is there any way to break the formation? This bird formation, shaking so much that my eyes can't open, and I keep bleeding eye, but it's uncomfortable..."Wei Yan's hand never stopped, he kept taking out his eye feces, and flicked it around, without any public morality, Wei Yan was very angry, it's not that he hadn't seen a top master, like Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were all existences that Wei Yan had to look up to, but Zhang Lu's rogue style of play, Wei Yan couldn't stand it, he hid behind in the war, he couldn't shrink back, and he took out a bunch of flashing things, like a girl looking in the mirror, but Wei Yan didn't dare to rush around, and couldn't see the enemy, Rushing up is to send him to death, "Lord, don't you say it, just now my big knife was too strong, almost chopping our own people, Zhang He is not careful, his life will not be guaranteed, fortunately there is Xingba to take the handle, otherwise his subordinates will really become anti-bones." ”
Liu Chan raised his leg and kicked it directly, kicking Wei Yan to the ground and falling into the mud.
Liu Chan laughed angrily, whether Wei Yan's anti-bones had been twisted or not, Liu Chan didn't care, Liu Chan was angry that Wei Yan had no eyesight, Liu Chan's woman Zhang Ning was about to run, Wei Yan also rushed up, pulling Liu Chan to break the formation for Wei Yan, hum, I didn't have any eyesight, I deserved to be kicked! Liu Chan still thinks his strength is too small.
"Wen Chang, get out of the way, Zhang Lu's broken formation is also worth your call, come and let this young master make a move? Okay, you first stop Zhang Ning for the young master and run away with Zhang Lu, but you can't let the young master's wife run away, otherwise the young master will lose a lot of money on this trip today. Wen Chang, Han Sheng, and a few of you, all widened their eyes and saw clearly, and saw how this young master broke the formation. Liu Chan was so anxious that the corners of his mouth were on fire, and he hurriedly ordered Huang Zhong and Wei Yan to keep an eye on Ning first, don't let Zhang Ning run away, stabilize Zhang Ning, it is more important than anything else, Zhang Lu's formation, Liu Chan closed his eyes, and it was broken in minutes, "Quick!" Ning'er, stop it, don't run away, this young master has a mine at home, why do you have to work so hard, the wind and sun are blowing outside, this young master is raising you. Ning'er, if you run again, this young master will shoot... Shoot Guan Hai, don't blame me. ”
Liu Chan said that the faster Zhang Ning's footsteps were, and the original Guan Hai moved to attract the attention of Liu Chan and others, but Zhang Ning thought that Liu Channi Bodhisattva crossed the river, and it was difficult to protect himself, and he would not come to embarrass Zhang Ning again, but Zhang Ning was still too young.
Hearing that Liu Chan was about to release the arrow again, Zhang Ning and Guan Hai were stunned, and they really didn't dare to slip away anymore, Huang Zhong's archery skills just now were obvious to all.
Huang Zhong ignored Wei Yan, took Gan Ning and Tai Shici, and ran all the way, blocking in front of Zhang Ning and Guan Hai, ready to make a move at any time.
If you can't get Zhang Lu, can't you still get Zhang Ning? A female doll, Huang Zhong, the old man, doesn't pay attention to it, Gan Ning, the Jinfan thief, doesn't take a woman seriously, as for Tai Shi Ci, he doesn't care about any saint or not, the lord Liu Chan wants a woman, and he has to catch one back.
"Well done! The young master's wife is saved, even if you know each other, let's let you see the greatness of the young master, close your eyes, the young master has broken the formation, don't listen to the young master, and bear the consequences. Liu Chan ripped off his belt on the spot, untied his clothes, stepped on the combat power with both feet, followed the wind, and peed, which shocked a group of beauties in the car and exclaimed, each covering his eyes with his hands, some people were afraid to see Liu Chan's terrible, and quickly covered his eyes with an extra scarf, Liu Chan walked all the way, he didn't want to make a move, and wanted to secretly find a place to cheapen the flowers and plants on the ground, but Zhang Lu's five buckets of rice deceived people too much, and he didn't give Liu Chan a little face, so he had to force Liu Chan urgently. I can't pee in my pants, how old is this, "pee in the wind!" Eat the urine of this young master, and shoot you a little sweetness. Hehe, it's still a little hot lately, and the taste is a little embarrassing. ”
Zhang Ning saw Huang Zhong and others blocking the road, and was about to draw the sword in his hand, who knew that in the next second, he saw Liu Chan's feat, the sword was not drawn, he quickly closed his eyes, and wiped his eyes with his sleeve in his hand, washing his eyes, the picture was too spicy for his eyes, Zhang Ning couldn't bear it.
A group of beauties felt panicked and uncomfortable, but most of the generals under Liu Chan's command were male generals, and they had long been surprised by peeing.
Huang Zhong and the others just felt speechless, and smiled bitterly for Liu Chan's nonsense, especially Wei Yan, Liu Chan's kick was in vain.
However, a miracle appeared, Liu Chan's urine really urinated on Zhang Lu's five thunder golden light array with the help of the wind, and as soon as the urine was sprinkled on the shield, the shield was no longer smooth and clean, and it didn't reflect the flash, and it became a yellow shield.
"It's... Lord, I thought about it, it turns out that the way to break the formation lies in urine! Haha, I realized, urine can ward off evil spirits, just restrain Zhang Lu's demon method, one thing descends one thing, the lord is talented. Wei Yan got up in a hurry, without thinking about it, he was about to take off his pants, to learn from Liu Chan to urinate a wave, and to rush away from Zhang Lu's Five Thunder Golden Light Array, Wei Yan was earnest, and there was no shyness or suspicion on his face.