Chapter 42 The ass is swollen

Li Kuang and the throne naturally would not let go of Zhang Laosan, and after playing with the dagger for a while, Li Kuang turned to the throne and said, "Rip off his pants." ”

The throne nodded, and immediately stepped forward rudely, ripping off Zhang Laosan's pants, revealing a majestic and high-spirited one.

Zhang Mengwu only felt a chill under his head, and then his heart was like ashes.

"I didn't expect me to end up like this." At this moment, Zhang Mengwu regretted it, completely regretted it, if I had known that this would happen, I should have restrained, drink appropriately, and don't get drunk.

Nor should you take advantage of the drunkenness to whip a soldier.

Knowing sooner, knowing sooner.

Ay.

I Zhang Fei dominates the world, but I didn't expect that before I died, I was castrated first, and my limbs were cut off, and I died a tragic death.

Zhang Mengwu whined and mourned for a long time, but found that Li Kuang, the throne did not move, I saw Li Kuang quickly cut the rope on Zhang Fei's body, and then immediately knelt down with the throne, cowardly can no longer be cowardly, and said in unison: "The general is angry, all this is the idea of the little general and the little general Guan." It was said that he wanted to impress the general, and then quit drinking. We were forced to do this because of the obscenity of the two petty generals. ”

These two are good, and they sold Zhang Bao and Guan Ping cleanly.

Zhang Fei's face was black, as black as charcoal, and after being silent for a long time, he roared: "Arrest these two bastards." ”

"No." Li Kuang, the throne was promised with a bang. At this time, Zhang Bao and Guan Ping were eavesdropping outside the house, and they wanted to run away immediately when they knew that it was not good, but they were still caught.

Crackling, a meal of fried pork slices with bamboo shoots.

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The sun was very sunny on the first day of the Lunar New Year, with a bright sun and a clear sky. Zhang Mengwu and Xiahou sat in the small hall to eat together.

Zhang Mengwu's breakfast is very rich, with meat, rice, pickles, and wine. The wine is naturally Mi's wine, and Zhang Fei has not touched other wines since he drank this Mi's wine.

It's so cool.

It's cool to drink, and it's cool to persuade you to drink.

Put a person down and be cool.

But this morning, Zhang Mengwu was very abnormal, he wanted to pour wine several times, but he still didn't drink after all, he had a black face the whole time, pulling rice, eating meat, and eating pickles.

Xiahou couldn't hold back a laugh, but his eyebrows and eyes were already smiling. It's funny.

"I'll go sit with my eldest brother." Zhang Fei glanced at his wife angrily, held his belt, held up his full belly, and went out to find Liu Bei.

"Hahahaha." Xiahou couldn't help laughing at this time, covering his mouth with the back of his hand, and he was overjoyed. Zhang Laosan, Zhang Laosan didn't expect you to have today.

Zhang Mengwu had a black face, helped him to General Zuo's mansion, and found Liu Bei sitting in the study. Liu Bei smiled and said, "Yide, you have to remember this lesson." ”

The news had already spread.

Zhang Laosan was tricked by two bastard boys.

While Liu Bei watched the excitement, he also felt that this was a wonderful idea. Because Liu Bei once persuaded Zhang Fei, "You whip the athletes day and night, and the order is left and right, this is the way to take trouble." ”

Liu Bei had foreseen Zhang Fei's ending, but Zhang Fei never listened, and Liu Bei was helpless.

Last night, Guan Ping and Zhang Bao, two bastard boys, tied up Zhang Fei and acted in this scene, and everyone in Xinye knew about it. Zhang Laosan also had a good face, but he was frightened again, leaving some sequelae.

I don't think I will whip the soldiers casually in the future. This is a good thing in Liu Bei's opinion, a great thing.

Liu Bei felt that the two stinky boys were a little pitiful, and they couldn't get out of bed for a meal of fried pork slices with bamboo shoots.

"Big brother, you also bury me." Zhang Fei wanted to find Liu Bei and get some comfort, but he didn't expect these words, and he couldn't help but say depressedly.

"Hahahaha." Liu Bei couldn't stop laughing.

Zhang's house, Zhang Bao's room.

Guan Ping and Zhang Bao ate a meal of bamboo shoots and good meat, and after their buttocks were beaten and swollen, they were arranged here to recuperate.

My butt really hurts, so I can only lie on my stomach.

"Guan Ping, I haven't been beaten for a long time. Thanks to you, I was beaten again. The two brothers were lying side by side, Zhang Bao turned his head and said to Guan Ping, and then said happily: "Father didn't drink wine when he got up for breakfast, it seems that your strategy is useful." We took this beating, but it was worth it. ”

Guan Ping was also very pleased.

Revenge is revenge, but revenge is done, that is, it is beaten again. How should this be calculated?

Forget it, it's a foolish account.

All in all, if Zhang Laosan really quits drinking, he will not die tragically under Zhang Da and Fan Qiang. From the public point of view, it is the blessing of Shu Han.

From a selfish point of view, although this third child beat him twice, the last time was a caring heart, and this one was self-inflicted.

All in all, Zhang Laosan treated him well.

So although he was beaten, Guan Ping also felt that the result was very gratifying.

"The next thing is to reverse the ending of my father Guan Er, be prepared, be prepared, I am really dedicated to Shu Han, and my heart is broken."

Guan Ping sighed in his heart.

This meal of fried pork slices with bamboo shoots is actually a flesh wound, Zhang Bao and Guan Ping are both sturdy teenagers, and they can run on the ground in the third year of junior high school.

And the barracks are on the eighth day of the junior high school, that is, in the next few days, Guan Ping can have a good time. It's that although Xinye has more people, there is nothing fun to do, let alone molesting women from good families.

On the evening of the third day of junior high school, Guan Ping had a dinner. However, General Zuo was engaged in Mizhu and sent someone to send an invitation card to invite him over for dinner.

Although Guan Ping and Mi Wei are good friends in private, they are superiors and subordinates after all. A few years ago, Guan Ping invited Mi Wei to come to his home for dinner, which was a return gift.

The Mi family is much better than the Guan family, Guan Yu's father will support the soldiers if he has family wealth, but Mi Zhu does not need it, and he also has some singers and musicians at home.

Mi Zhu attaches great importance to Guan Ping, otherwise he would not have sent his son Mi Wei to Guan Ping's camp to serve in the army. And Mi Wei is a stuffy gourd, and often can't jump out of a word.

So at this banquet, Guan Ping and Mi Zhu ate wine together, talking from time to time, and Mi Wei was silent next to him.

Mi Zhu treats people like a spring breeze, and does not despise eleven-year-old children. even came to Guan Ping in person and poured wine for Guan Ping. Guan Ping didn't dare to take it, so he quickly stood up and shirked it, and poured the wine himself.

"Guan Ping, are you still used to going to the army?" Mi Zhu asked with a smile.

In fact, Mi Zhu has long had news that Guan Ping has a very good set of military training, and Liu Bei and Sun Gan are full of praise. Mi Zhu is still a little proud, although I can't do business, but I am sharp-eyed when it comes to investing in people

Sending his son to Guan Ping's command was not wrong.

If my son can learn some skills from Guan Ping and make connections with Guan Ping, he will definitely have a great future.

"Mr. Xie cares, it's true that I'm not used to it, but it's okay." Guan Ping said with a smile.

"That's fine." Mi Zhu was very pleased, and then encouraged: "Guan Ping, you have to train well, and when you grow up in a few years, you can make contributions." ”

"No." Guan Ping was very disappreciative in his heart, training should be practiced, and it would be forgotten if he made meritorious contributions, I am the second ancestor of the serious eight hundred, but I am tolerant and promised.

This meal is like this, Mi Wei is a dream gourd, Mi Zhu is just the opposite, he is a person with long sleeves who is good at dancing and makes people feel like a spring breeze.

I also attach great importance to Guan Ping, so this meal is very comfortable. Before leaving, Mi Zhu also took Mi Wei to send Guan Ping to the door.

This is the first meal.

In the fourth year of junior high school, Guan Ping was invited to Zhao Yun's house for dinner.

When eating, there were also three people. Zhao Yun, Zhao Tong, Guan Ping. Zhao Yun has a slender figure, a white robe, and is very elegant.

Zhao Yun, Zhao Tong's father and son sat together, just like Zhang Fei and Zhang Bao, they knew father and son at a glance.

But Zhao Yun is soft on the outside and rigid on the inside, and has the courage of ten thousand people. Zhao Tong's personality is really a little soft, but Zhao Tong's martial arts are still good.

These days, Guan Ping solved the problem of money and grain in Xinye, sold horses and gave them to Wei Yan, and taught Zhang Fei a lesson a few days ago, so that Zhang Laosan, who was invincible in Xinye, was deflated.

Zhao Tong also told Zhao Yun that Guan Ping trained his troops. Therefore, Zhao Yun, like Mi Zhu, did not treat Guan Ping as an eleven-year-old boy, as if he was treating his eldest son and nephew.

Of course, Guan Ping also respects Zhao Yun very much. Shu Han has four tiger generals, namely Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Ma Chao, and Huang Zhong.

Among these people, Huang Zhong has very few historical records, only a few words, bravely crowned the three armies, and set the army to kill Xiahou Yuan.

The first war was successful, and the name will go down in history.

Although Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Ma Chao are all famous generals and generals, they each have stains. Zhang Fei was better, he was killed by his generals, he led the troops to fight without making a mistake, and made great contributions in the process of building the Shu Han Dynasty.

Guan Yu lost Jingzhou because of his arrogant personality, and many people in later generations ridiculed Guan Yu because of this.

Ma Chao, there is no need to say more. Brave is brave, but he was a hostage in Xu Du in the whole family, and raised troops to block Cao Cao.

It is known as "selling the father" in history.

There are more people who ridicule and ridicule Ma Chao.

In comparison, Zhao Yun is perfect. The evaluation of later generations is almost unanimous, and this ancient minister is also. The main reason is that Zhao Yun is brave in leading the troops, has an excellent temperament, and is very moral.

A lifetime without a stain.

Compared with his own father, as well as Zhang Laosan, Guan Ping actually respects Zhao Yun and Changshan Zhao Zilong more.

Zhao Yun is friendly, Guan Ping is respectful, Zhao Tongma and Guan Ping are still buddies, so this wine and food, of course, is also very comfortable, and the guests and hosts are happy.

Zhao Yun is a cavalry general, and he has always been.

He is a native of Jizhou, skilled in archery and horses since childhood, and has studied cavalry very much, and later led the villagers to defect to Gongsun Zhan, under the command of Gongsun Zhan, he systematically learned the command and operation of cavalry.

Later, he followed Liu Bei, and currently also has a small-scale cavalry, but it is in the nature of playing tickets, and there is no real combat effectiveness at all.

Of course, the meaning of cavalry is not to fight, no good general will use cavalry for frontal combat, the role of cavalry is to gallop the world, fight wherever you want, or cut off the enemy's food routes.

If 10,000 cavalry and 10,000 infantry collide head-on, the victory or defeat may be five or five.

But if the cavalry relied on speed and hit the enemy's weak positions, then 10,000 cavalry could be better than 100,000 infantry.

And the ending of Zhao Yun's history is also well known. He never again commanded a formed cavalry unit.

Zhao Yun is not very talkative, but when he talks about cavalry, he talks more, and even stretches like a surging river.

I don't know why the building was crooked, Zhao Yun talked about the cavalry.

"If you want to say that the cavalry in this world is the tiger and leopard cavalry, the Liangzhou cavalry, the state cavalry, and the Youzhou cavalry. At that time, Dong Zhuo drove the Xiliang Iron Horse and ran rampant in the northwest. This cavalry has been defeated with Dong Zhuo, Li Dao, Guo Yan and others, and has also died out. But Ma Teng and Han Sui are still there, and they have both the Han family and the Qianghu elite cavalry, also known as the Xiliang cavalry, which is very powerful. ”

"As for Bingzhou, it was originally under Lu Bu's command, and it has also died out at this moment. Youzhou rode the elite is the white horse Yicong, when Gongsun Chan led the white horse Yi invincible, but unfortunately Gongsun Chan was arrogant and self-contained, with cavalry and the elite infantry led by Lu Yi met, Gongsun Chan wanted to swallow Lu Yi, but instead was defeated by Lu Yi's strong crossbow soldiers, so far the vitality was greatly injured, and later Gongsun Chan was defeated, and the white horse Yi Cong also died. ”

"Of course, with Cao Cao's steady stay in the north, the cavalry he selected was called the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry. It is really the elite of the world, you can ride on the horse, you can fight when you get off the horse, and you are invincible. ”

In the end, Zhao Yun's face was a little red, and he was very excited.

Tiger and leopard ride.

If the man can lead such cavalry, chase after Gu Weiqing, Huo Quai, chase Shan Yu, and run rampant in Mobei, it is just an idle matter.

Guan Ping looked at Zhao Yun a little speechlessly, but he didn't expect Zhao Yun, who was usually very low-key, to have such a side, the so-called Jin Ge Iron Horse, which men yearn for.

In Zhao Yun's heart, he has always had the dream of riding an iron horse. Compared with Zhao Yun, Guan Ping is a little ashamed of himself. I don't care if I don't ride an iron horse or not, I only care if I can become the strongest second ancestor.

Zhao Yun couldn't help blushing when he saw Guan Ping looking at him so directly, but then put his hands on his knees and said calmly: "Guan Ping, I'm not afraid of your jokes." I never dreamed of commanding such a cavalry and running rampant in the world. ”

"Uncle Zhao is ambitious and enthusiastic, it's too late for me to admire, how can I laugh at it?" Of course, Guan Ping shook his head, and then said solemnly.

Zhao Yun nodded, and then sighed again. Because Zhao Yun knows that this is probably a lifelong dream. Because according to Liu Bei's current situation, it is impossible to give him a formed cavalry.

Even a thousand people are difficult.

Even if Liu Bei really did as Guan Ping planned, it would be difficult to increase the number of soldiers and horses to 20,000 or 30,000 elite soldiers. First of all, to buy a thousand war horses, you need 10,000 gold.

What's more, a thousand cavalry must be equipped with a thousand war horses, a thousand horses. War horses are explosive horses, but they are not durable, and when fighting, cavalry needs to fight on war horses.

A colt is a horse with good stamina, but not a lot of explosiveness. For example, a cavalry is going to run thousands of miles, and the horses sit with people with dry food and weapons, and the horses are empty. When it was time to fight, the knight changed to a war horse, and the horse was vacant.

For cavalrymen, superb and skilled riding skills allowed them to change horses at any time.

Even a good cavalry army is one man and three horses.

War horses, the equipment of the horses, plus the training of the cavalry, the forage of the war horses. In particular, the forage for war horses should be fed with soybeans and even eggs, and raising a horse is no less than raising a pawn, or even more precious.

To raise a thousand cavalry, it is simply astronomical.

Another point, even if Liu Bei has money, it is difficult to buy enough war horses. You must know that Cao Cao in the north is a smart man, and he naturally knows the importance of controlling war horses.

He would never let people sell horses on a large scale to the south.

Therefore, Zhao Yun was embarrassed in his heart.

"I won't be able to lead a strong cavalry in my life."