Thirty nights.

In General Zuo's mansion, the lights are bright. Especially in the lobby, it is even more transparent. General Zuo, Yuzhou Assassin Liu Bei, and Uncle Liu Huang wore a red robe, which is very rare, but wearing a red robe is indeed joyful.

Below them were more than a dozen idlers, as well as the generals in the army.

Everyone has already watched singing and dancing, and they have also drunk happily.

The atmosphere was very convivial.

Or because of Guan Ping, this selling wine is indeed effective and feasible, and the population is slowly increasing, these two or three hundred thousand people, two or three hundred thousand elite soldiers, is by no means an attic in the clouds, but something to say.

Of course, Liu Bei was unconditionally happy, and the civil and military were probably the same. After all, the people who can follow Liu Bei around are loyal even if they are helpers.

There is nothing more joyful than Liu Bei's great increase in power.

The generals were drinking, and they drank too much. This is the credit of Zhang Laosan and Zhang Mengwu, this product has a very good amount of wine, one top three.

Chen Zhi didn't drink much, because Chen Zhi was responsible for keeping Liu Bei safe. Although it is said that all the people present are loyal ministers, but what if there is an accident, and the generals are drunk and have no one to deal with.

So Chen doesn't drink much.

Zhang Fei put Wei Yan and Guan Yu down, but Zhao Yun was soft on the outside and strong on the inside, and he didn't plan to get drunk, so he shirked it, and Zhang Laosan had no choice, so he went to the civil officials to drink.

Guan Yu and Wei Yan are the same type, they don't respect the doctor, but they care for the villain. It's good to deal with civilian officials, and it's good to be with your subordinates.

Zhang Laosan, Zhang Mengwu is just the opposite, he whips soldiers day and night, beats people when he is drunk, but he respects civil officials very much.

Therefore, Zhang San is very face-saving and popular among civil officials. So Zhang Laosan put Jian Yong and the three or five gangs down.

At this point, Zhang Laosan couldn't hold on.

"Huhuhu." Not long after returning to his seat, he lay on the desk and began to fall asleep, snoring and snoring, and the sound of snoring and pig humming was very loud.

Liu Bei couldn't do anything with the cute things, plus Guan Yu, Wei Yan, Jian Yong and others were also drunk, so he asked Chen Zhi to call in some personal soldiers and send these guys back to his mansion.

This year's Chinese New Year's Eve, these guys should go home and sleep.

After that, Liu Bei had a drink with the rest of the people, and finally he also lay down, and this banquet ended hastily.

But he said that Zhang Laosan was very heavy and couldn't carry it. Although the distance between General Zuo's Mansion and Zhang's mansion was very close, Liu Bei's personal soldiers still prepared a flatbed cart and sent Zhang Fei back.

The Zhang family got the news, and the Xiahou family took Zhang Bao and several Zhang Fei's personal soldiers to pick up Zhang Fei. Xiahou first asked Zhang Bao and his soldiers to carry Zhang Fei down, and he politely thanked Liu Bei's soldiers who came back with Zhang Fei, and then turned back.

Drunkenness is a tradition of the Zhang family, and Zhang Fei's father and son are often drunk. It's just that the father and son have very different drinks, Zhang Fei beats people when he is drunk, but Zhang Bao just sleeps when he is drunk.

The relationship between Xiahou and Zhang Fei is actually quite good, Zhang Fei is a cute thing when he is sober, in addition to fighting soldiers, he gets along well with Liu Bei's subordinate martial arts, and his popularity is very good.

also loves his wife, and is very well-behaved in front of Xiahou.

But once Zhang Fei was drunk, but he almost beat Xiahou. Since then, Zhang Fei has told Xiahou that I am drunk, so don't take care of me, and hand me over to the soldiers.

So after Zhang Fei came back drunk, he handed it over to his own soldiers to manage. Xiahou himself bathed and slept, and after sleeping for less than half an hour, something happened.

"Madame, ma'am. The general beat people, the general beat people. The general knocked out Chen He's front teeth and even discounted his hands. Others went to save people, but they were also hit hard, and one person broke several ribs. ”

A maidservant woke up Xiahou in a panic, and Xiahou was in a daze, but immediately woke up when she heard this.

"The damned ghost." Xiahou scolded, hurriedly picked up his clothes and put them on, and came to Zhang Fei's house tonight.

I saw that the courtyard was brightly lit, and a large group of pro-soldiers surrounded Zhang Fei with crying and mournful faces, but I didn't see the pro-soldiers who had broken ribs or broken front teeth, and it was estimated that they had been carried down to rest.

A large group of pro-soldiers also had blue noses and swollen faces. In contrast, Zhang Fei is majestic and high-spirited. His cheeks were red, and he vomited a few sips of alcohol from time to time.

"I am Zhang Yide, who will fight me to the death."

Zhang Fei roared angrily, his momentum was majestic, but he bent down from time to time and vomited a breath of wine. Like a drunk brown bear, cute.

But the pro-soldiers didn't think it was cute, and the colleagues who were beaten were the end, and if they rushed up at this time, they might be killed.

Xiahou looked at this cute thing, sighed, and said, "Take the fishing net, net him, and tie him up." ”

"No." Seeing the order of the master's mother, some of the pro-soldiers suddenly agreed to the promise, took the fishing net, and wanted to net Zhang San, the fishing net fell, and the pro-soldiers rushed up, and they were about to pounce on Zhang San.

How do you know that Zhang San is very strong in wine today, and his strength is amazing, even if he was caught in a fishing net, he also blasted the pro-soldiers out, and two more pro-soldiers were fractured.

The rest of the soldiers didn't dare to go up again, and looked at the Xiahou clan with difficulty.

Xiahou's face turned pale, and he instructed a personal soldier to say, "Go, ask General Guan to subdue him." ”

"No." The soldier said yes and went immediately. Soon after, Guan Ping hurried over.

"Auntie." Guan Ping first glanced at the crazy Zhang Laosan curiously, and then respectfully saluted the Xiahou clan.

"Why are you Ping'er? What about your father? "Xiahou is a little strange.

"My father is drunk." Guan Ping replied honestly.

"Come on, go and invite Zilong." Xiahou touched his forehead with his hand, smiled bitterly, and then said to the pro-soldier.

"No." The soldier promised again, and soon after, Zhao Yun hurried over. Zhang Laosan persuaded him to drink, but Zhao Yun shirked it, so he was only slightly up, his face was red, and he was very sober.

"Winged, bastard." Zhao Yun couldn't help but smile bitterly when he saw Zhang Fei messing around like this, and then pounced on Zhang Fei and knocked him down, of course, the process was not easy, Zhao Yun was also drunk, but Zhao Yun was a decent gentleman, and he didn't retaliate with black feet, he just let his soldiers tie up Zhang Fei and still went to bed.

"Even the bed is tied together, so he doesn't have to toss in the middle of the night." Xiahou was very angry and ordered his own soldiers.

"No." The soldiers happily responded and tied up Zhang Feiyou with the bed. It's down-to-earth.

On the other side, Xiahou thanked Zhao Yun again and again, Zhao Yun naturally shirked it was a gesture, and after that, Zhao Yun patted his ass and left, anyway, Zhang Yide didn't go crazy once or twice after drinking, he got used to it.

Guan Ping's eyes rolled and he said to Xiahou that he would sleep with Zhang Bao at night. Although the Xiahou clan is a little strange, what does it mean that this kid of yours came to my house to sleep with my son in the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve.

But only when the two brothers had a good relationship, they casually agreed. Soon after, Xiahou went to sleep again. And Guan Ping and Zhang Bao went to Zhang Bao's bedroom together.

Zhang Fei was drunk just now, and Zhang Bao was also there, but he didn't step forward. Although Zhang Bao is straightforward, he is not stupid, if he is beaten to death by his father like that, it will not be worth it.

Zhang Bao didn't have any doubts about Guan Ping's intentions, but just asked the maid to send another quilt and said, "If you go to bed at night and grab the quilt, I will freeze to death." We have a quilt for each of us. ”

These two goods used to sleep together, but Guan Ping grabbed the quilt, and once Zhang Bao almost froze to death.

Guan Ping didn't say anything for a while, and waited for the maid to carry the quilt in and walk out. Guan Ping hooked up with Zhang Bao's neck, shoulder to shoulder, good friends.

"Brother thinks, Zhang Lao, it's wrong, how about his drunkenness, uncle?" Guan Ping asked affectionately.

"It's not good, troublesome." Zhang Bao said very bluntly.

"What's the trouble?" Guan Ping asked knowingly.

"I often beat people, and there are several people who have broken bones tonight, and they have been crippled for life in the past. There are also those who whip people, and those who can also inflict internal injuries with whips, and some people are also abolished. Zhang Bao is really straightforward, and when he talks about his father's drunkenness, he is also very dissatisfied.

"What would you think if you were a soldier who was beaten and crippled." Guan Ping is under the routine.

"Kill him." Zhang Bao blurted out, and then covered his mouth with both hands, a little nervous.

The son said that he was going to slaughter Lao Tzu, but this was going to be thundered by the sky.

And Guan Ping was about to say this, so he made persistent efforts to threaten: "My brother also said that pro-soldiers are also people, and people have tempers." If my uncle goes on like this, I'm afraid. Speaking of this, Guan Ping shook his head worriedly and let out a long sigh.

Zhang Bao was extremely frightened after thinking about it, and immediately couldn't sit still.

No one had thought of this problem before, it was Zhang Fei, ten thousand enemies. Killed while drunk?

Zhang Laosan is usually very good and has a good popularity. It's a good husband, a good father, a good brother, a good uncle, Zhang Bao doesn't want his father to die like this.

"Guan Ping, what do you say to do? How can I keep my father and your uncle from getting drunk? Zhang Bao thought about it and was helpless, and suddenly remembered that this brother had a lot of ideas, so he asked directly.

"I have a plan to make my uncle and your father stop getting drunk, but I'm afraid my brother won't dare to use it." Guan Ping sighed and said.

Dared.

Zhang Bao was immediately fooled and said: "I asked my father to quit drinking, and it's not a bad thing." Why don't I dare to use a meter? ”

Guan Ping then showed a wicked smile on his face, and asked Zhang Bao to come over and whisper in a low voice. When Zhang Bao heard this, his face turned white with fright, his face was dark, as if Xiao Zhang Fei could make his face pale, which showed that Guan Ping's plan was vicious.

Guan Ping's heart blossomed, Zhang Laosan asked you to spank me, I want to give you a deep impression, which is not only revenge, but also for you not to look for death again.

Hey, hey, hey.

..............

In a dark room, an oil lamp was suddenly lit, and the flame of the oil lamp loomed, both illuminating the room and adding an eerie sense to the room.

Zhang Fei was lying on the bed, tied up with flowers. First, the upper body was tied with hands, and then the body was tied to the bed.

Not to mention Zhang Fei, even if an elephant comes, it is difficult to break free.

Zhang Mengwu slept deeply, snoring, very sweet and refreshing. Suddenly, two figures stepped out of the darkness, and under the light of nothing, the darkness was deep.

One of them was carrying a basin filled with water. There is no need to say that the night of the Chinese New Year's Eve is cold, this water must be cold to the bone.

One was holding a knife, which was very sharp and glowed in the light.

"Poof!" The person holding the wooden basin splashed the water in the basin on Zhang Fei. Zhang Fei immediately sobered up and looked confused.

"It's raining?" Zhang Fei blinked, still unclear about the situation.

"It's not raining, it's me pouring cold water on you." The person who splashed the water put the basin down, then sat next to Zhang Fei, and slapped Zhang Fei's cheek with the back of his hand, which was quite hard.

"The throne? Li Mine? Zhang Fei woke up in shock, saw the two of them clearly, and then moved quietly, but he was covered in a cold sweat and couldn't move. Turning his head to take a look, he realized that he was tied to the bed with five flowers.

"Come !!" Zhang Fei wanted to shout, but Li Kuang, who was holding a dagger next to him, was quick and stuffed something into Zhang Fei's mouth.

Zhang Fei was nauseous and wanted to vomit, but it was actually stinky socks.

"Woooooooooooo Zhang Mengwu was really cute this time, staring at a pair of eyes and making a whining sound.

"Zhang Fei, you also have today. Do you remember that on the fifth day of the tenth month, you beat me with 20 lashes for no reason, and the beating was so bad that I couldn't get out of bed for more than ten days. ”

Li Kuang also sat on the bed, the dagger in his hand danced into a flower, and then went down, cut off a little of Zhang Fei's beard, grabbed it and put it in his mouth, and blew it gently, and the stubble flew.

Of course Zhang Mengwu remembered this incident, he was drunk when he beat someone, and after the beating, he didn't feel sorry, anyway, he didn't treat the soldier as a person.

At this moment, Zhang Mengwu regretted it a little, I didn't expect my old Zhang to dominate the world, and I didn't coax Lu Bu, but I didn't expect it to fall into the hands of these two villains.

It is estimated that life is not guaranteed.

It's nothing else, I'm afraid of the eldest brother, the second brother is sad, my wife is going to be widowed, I hope the eldest brother, the second brother is not too sad, my wife will also remarry, marry a good family.

Zhang Laosan crisscrossed the world, crawling out of the sea of corpses and blood, but he was not afraid of death.

It's just that it's just a little unwilling to fall on these villains.

Zhang Mengwu couldn't speak, just stared at a pair of eyes, as if he wanted to kill these two villains with his eyes.

The throne, Li Kuang and the two of them were suddenly a little cowardly, these two people are actors found by Guan Ping and Zhang Bao, the two bastards, where do they really dare to treat Zhang Fei like this.

But remembering the little general's orders, and saying that it would be good for the general to quit drinking. So, the two of them turned their hearts and minds.

Li Kuang played another knife flower, and said with pity: "Do you think I will kill you so easily? Have you ever heard of a human stick? ”

Zhang Mengwu was immediately shocked into a cold sweat when he heard this, of course he knew what a human stick was, didn't he just cut off his limbs first, and then cut off his head?

Although Zhang Mengwu is not afraid of death, a tragic death is another matter.

Zhang Mengwu's eyes widened, stared to the limit, and let out a whining sound, struggling non-stop. As if to say, if you want to kill, hurry up.

It's a pity that Li Kuang turned the dagger slowly, and said: "The human stick is to cut off the hands first, then the feet, and finally the head." But I don't think that's enough, after all, after killing you, our brother will have to die in the world. So I came up with a way to castrate you first. Emascular, there are three options. ”

"One is to cut the left egg first, the second is to cut the right egg first, and the third is to cut ** first. How do you choose? Li Kuang showed a sinister smile, and the dagger dangled in front of Zhang Mengwu's eyes.

"Woooooooo Zhang Laosan struggled more intensely, and the sound of whining and whining made the listeners sad and the hearers wept.