"Zhang Song in Xiayizhou, Zi Qiao, I have seen Uncle Liu Huang, I benefited from the dispatch of Liu Zhang, the state pastor, and specially took the map of Yizhou to present Cao Cao, Liu Zhang wanted to ask Cao Cao to wave his troops into Xichuan and seize Yizhou, I was unwilling to steal the map from the thief, and came to join the emperor." Zhang Song hadn't sat down yet, squatted down while talking, actually took off the stockings he was wearing, reversed the stockings, and shook out a gray and yellow silk cloth from the socks, the cloth was densely drawn, it seemed to be the map of Yizhou that Zhang Song said in his mouth, "I don't know Uncle Huang, can you accept me?" As long as Uncle Huang can reward me with an official position, I, Zhang Song, am willing to lead the way for Uncle Huang, copy the path, take a shortcut, and capture Yizhou. ”

Zhang Song took the map in his hand, approached Liu Bei step by step, raised his hands high, and handed it over.

Vomit!

Zhao Yun couldn't hold back and spit it out, this map is really smelly, the kind of nausea that turns over the river when it smells, except for Liu Bei, who is extremely forbearing, no one can stand it at all.

Just when Zhang Song took off his socks, Liu Chan had already torn off his sleeves and gagged his mouth and nose, so that he was not poisoned by Zhang Song.

"Ziqiao, I've worked hard all the way, I and Yizhou Liu Zhang, originally a clan relative, an uncle and nephew, even if there is a map in Yizhou, I won't covet a city and a place in Yizhou, but as an uncle, I need to visit my relatives, and by the way, point out Liu Zhang, so that he doesn't get too close to Cao Cao, it's easy to learn badly, and grow into a bear child, like Adou, it's not easy to discipline."

Liu Bei had to tremble his hands and took over Zhang Song's map, his eyes were so smoked that he couldn't stand it, and his tears flowed down desperately, Liu Bei didn't dare to wipe his tears with his hand, his hand touched Zhang Song's map, and the more he wiped it, the more sour it became, Liu Bei greeted Zhang Song countless times in his heart, and silently opened the map, "I have this map, like a tiger with wings, I don't know what military position Ziqiao wants?" Except for my guards and close relatives, the others can be selected by Ziqiao. ”

Zhang Song is too ugly, too stinky, Liu Bei has to be careful, Zhang Song wants to be a civil official, or a military general, all with Zhang Song, like Zhao Yun and Chen Dao, he can see Liu Bei at any time, there is no way, there is a Zhang Song by his side, he was not killed by the assassin, and sooner or later he will be scared to death by Zhang Song.

Liu Bei covered the map back, Zhang Song came to Jingzhou from Yizhou, all the way through Cao Cao and Sun Quan, land and water, and walked over, a foot smell is far better than Liu Bei, and the map is also mixed with Zhang Song's long-lasting smell of sour sweat, so Liu Bei can't bear to smell more, and put it away first, afraid of losing his temper in front of people.

"Uncle Huang is really the master, fortunately, I, Zhang Song, came from Yizhou, and I have to meet Uncle Huang, and I have no sweat in this life. Uncle Huang is benevolent and righteous, and he is unwilling to seize Yizhou, but only to visit relatives, such sayings... Oh no, the behavior has benefited Song a lot, and I have learned the truth of being a man, I am willing to lead the way for Uncle Huang, let's take thousands of troops and horses to visit relatives in Yizhou, my wife and children and friends are in Yizhou. ”

Zhang Song likes Liu Bei's fake benevolence and righteousness that he wants to be the head of the table and want to set up the archway, after all, Zhang Song is ugly, it will only be disgusted, but if he betrays the master, he will be disgusted, now it's okay, Zhang Song is here to invite Liu Bei, the emperor's uncle, to visit Liu Zhang's relatives, not to murder Liu Zhang's inheritance of the foundation, to seize Yizhou, this banner is pulled, perfect!

"I, Zhang Song, came to join Uncle Huang, not for the sake of high-ranking officials, but a talent like me cannot be buried, so I have two conditions: first, I want to be the duty officer of the barracks, and I will be on duty every day, so that when everyone enters and leaves the barracks, they can see me and stimulate high morale, second, I have ambitions and ask to see Uncle Huang every day, and I will relieve Uncle Huang of the ambition in my heart, Uncle Huang can rest assured, I haven't brushed my teeth for several days, and under the accumulation, I will definitely make Uncle Huang feel novel and unbelievable."

Where to work, it is all a part-time job, Zhang Song strongly asked to enter the management, to be able to see the big boss Liu Bei every day, Zhang Song also took the initiative to go down to the bottom, guarding the gate of the barracks, so that everyone can enter and exit, can see Zhang Song's ugly face, life is better than death, so as to see death and no return.

Liu Bei's tears never stopped, and Zhang Song was stunned like this, it was just... God.

Liu Bei just wanted to push Zhang Song, let Zhang Song go to Pang Tong to play, or bother Zhuge Liang, in short, don't come to Liu Bei every day to shake in front of him, Liu Bei was afraid that one day he couldn't bear it, so he directly beheaded Zhang Song, as for guarding the camp gate, it didn't matter, Liu Bei didn't go out.

It's a pity that it was late, Liu Chanqiang endured the discomfort, and in order to send Zhang Song away, he immediately dug a pit and began to pit his father.

"Great goodness! It turned out to be the famous Zhang Song Zhang Ziqiao, I have heard of it, Weizhen Yizhou, I heard that Yizhou can do without Liu Zhang, but it can't be without Zhang Ziqiao, you can come to my father, and you still have a map of Yizhou and other heavy treasures, this is to look up to us, I accepted it for my father. ”

Liu Chan had to raise his nostrils, this Zhang Song was too rushed, he came to Liu Bei, he was a friend of the dead and poor, Liu Chan sold Liu Bei in a few words, as long as he could send Zhang Song, Liu Chan didn't care about a father, anyway, he could do it in minutes by recognizing the thief as his father, and there were a lot of people who were fathers, so he didn't worry about this,

"From now on, you will be the officer on duty at the gate of the camp, no matter who it is, you will report the entry and exit. It's just a matter of visiting relatives, it's better to go on the road with my father now, hurry to Yizhou, don't let my cousin Liu Zhang wait too long. ”

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Zhang Song and defecting to Liu Bei, Liu Bei thought of Zhang Song's face, and wanted to come to see him every day, so he felt sick and wanted to vomit for a while, and got a reward: Guan Yu's top. Guan Yu watched "The Legend of Liangshan", and likes to talk about brotherhood, no brothers, no country. As long as Liu Bei and Zhang Fei go on the expedition, Guan Yu will raise troops to attack, either attacking Cao Cao or Sun Quan, and it is even possible that Cao Cao and Sun Quan will be beaten together. The host can let Guan Yu take the line, and then go to Cao Cao's place for a wave, maybe he can pick up some benefits. ”

"My lord, this is... Could it be that this is the young master? It's really handsome, heroic and unparalleled, I Zhang Song saluted the young master, the words of the young master, won my heart, Song implored the lord to send troops immediately, and the troops entered Xichuan... If the lord is unwilling, Nasong has no choice but to talk with the lord at night, and they have a heart-to-heart relationship. "Zhang Song is very anxious, Zhang Song's connections are all in Yizhou, not in Jingzhou, Liu Bei entered Yizhou early, then Zhang Song is the minister, no matter how ugly the minister is, he is also a ruthless character, Zhang Song is most afraid that Liu Bei took the map of Yizhou and used it to wipe his hands and butt in the squatting pit, "Young master, you are young and promising, help your subordinates and persuade the lord, it is best to be able to choose the lord and choose the general, and give the lord a little worry." ”