Chapter 43 Toilet Chips and Paper Papers

"Ridiculous?"

Rolling his eyelids, Li Yuanjia said helplessly: "Uncle, it's just some paper, why is it ridiculous?" Don't you say that paper is used to write or anything...... Look at these papers, they are soft and absorbent, how can they be used for writing? ”

"That, that can't ...... either"

"Uncle, this is some waste paper!"

Without waiting for Yu Wenshi to finish speaking, Li Yuanjia spread his hands and smiled: "It should have been destroyed, or do I think it's a pity, but I suddenly found that they were quite soft, so I thought of this use...... Hehe, it's also a waste utilization. ”

When he said these words, Li Yuanjia's face didn't blush at all.

Anyway, now Han Wangfu is his hall, Li Yuanjia said that it was a broken paper, who dares to say that he deliberately asked Wang Pu to cause this?

In this, he has absolute self-confidence.

Li Yuanjia has long been fed up with the days without hand paper, not to mention that it is just his uncle Yu Wenshi, even Emperor Li Shimin can't let him use that thing back!

From a modern person's point of view, is it okay to call toilet chips ridiculous?

The so-called toilet chips are actually some pieces of wood used to wipe the buttocks. Li Yuanjia had seen it on some networks before, but after crossing over and seeing the real thing, he really felt the pain of those predecessors of the traverser - even if people prepared new toilet chips for him every day, Li Yuanjia had never been used to it. In addition, there was a time when he learned that others used silk, but it was too smooth, and the psychological pressure to use it was too great......

Make some tissue paper to wipe your butt, what's wrong?

Anyway, Li Yuanjia doesn't feel that there is anything wrong with him, and he doesn't feel that he will be insulted by wiping his butt with paper, for him this is just a matter of course, the only trouble is that the paper they made by Wang Pu these years is not very satisfactory, one is because there are a few more processes, the cost is too high and too high, even much higher than the white paper sold in Xinhua Bookstore; Second, the quality is still not up to par, and it is not particularly comfortable to use......

“……”

Looking at Li Yuanjia's face as a matter of course, Yu Wenshi was speechless for a while.

Fortunately, Yu Wenshi and himself are known for their extravagant and luxurious lives, and even after he dies in the future, he will even change his nickname because of this, plus he also knows that his nephew's house has paper, and he wipes his ass with this thing...... Ahem, but it's not too extravagant compared to the silk used by Yu Wenshi and himself.

Yu Wenshi and he didn't know that Li Yuanjia had also tried silk, so he quickly shook his head and said in a low voice: "Then it's good for you to use it at home, don't let those sour Confucians know, otherwise you will definitely be scolded." “

While talking about Yu Wenshi, he also made up his mind that he would never use paper to wipe his ass.

It's not that I'm afraid of being scolded, but because it's definitely not as comfortable as silk!

"Uh-huh, I know."

Nodding hurriedly, Li Yuanjia grinned and said, "Uncle, in addition to these papers, I brought you some good things today...... Take it! ”

Looking at the small box that the people were holding up, Yu Wenshi raised his eyebrows after opening it, and asked with some surprise: "King, is this wine?" ”

"Yes, it's wine."

Nodding, Li Yuanjia said with a smile: "The new wine just brewed by the people in the house, in addition to being as transparent as water as always, this time the wine is very strong!" ”

"Oh? How strong is it? ”

"The strongest liquor on the market in Chang'an is less than one percent of it!"

Without hesitation, Li Yuanjia directly used exaggerated embellishment.

After listening to his words, Yu Wenshi and really were slightly stunned, and his face was filled with curiosity. Of course, he had drunk the wine made in his nephew's house, and although he didn't like the taste much, he was quite amazed at how transparent and colorless the wine they could brew, and at the same time it was very strong.

However, to say that it is ten times more powerful than the strongest wine on the market in Chang'an, this statement really makes Yu Wenshi a little suspicious. However, looking at his nephew with a confident face, Yu Wenshi knew that he was not a man of many words, so he quickly narrowed his eyes and asked, "King, you don't want to ...... Do you have a liquor business, right? There are many wine shops in this Chang'an city, and it is not easy for this wine to make a reputation! ”

When he said these words, Yu Wenshi was also quite helpless.

Since the opening of the Xinhua Bookstore in Dongshi, he has lost much hope of stopping his nephew from doing business. And after looking at it, Yu Wenshi felt that if Li Yuanjia maintained this reputation, it seemed to be a good choice - just like his reputation for living a luxurious life, it could also be regarded as a protective color.

But to the point of being so keen on doing business, Yu Wenshi and he was still a little speechless.

"Haha, my uncle really guessed it!"

Giving a thumbs up to the other party, Li Yuanjia smiled: "I have such a plan, so I came today to ask my uncle about this matter." ”

"Teach me?"

After listening to Li Yuanjia's words, Yu Wenshi was immediately happy: "What is there to ask for advice about selling wine?" Wouldn't it be nice to find another shop in the East or West Market and sell the wine inside? ”

"Uncle, I want to sell these spirits to the prairie!"

"Huh?"

Looking at the nephew who said what he just said with an indifferent face, Yu Wenshiji's pupils shrank suddenly, and then his brows furrowed again.

Wine is not an important strategic material like iron and salt, and under normal circumstances, the imperial court will not strictly control it. It's just that the Turks are far away, the roads along the way are rugged, and the situation at the border is complicated. To put it bluntly, not everyone can do business with the Turks these days!

Either the Turks, or the families that have been mixed on this line for dozens or even hundreds of years.

So as soon as he heard Li Yuanjia's words, Yu Wenshi naturally understood what he meant. Although this nephew is a prince, this head is naturally good in the Tang Dynasty, but who cares about you and what prince and prince are on the grassland?

Don't talk about the Turks, I'm afraid that many Han people won't be able to bird you!

After all, it was a vast prairie, and a few people or a caravan disappeared on it, and it was even more difficult to find out what was going on than to climb to the sky!

So it is really not easy for Li Yuanjia to sell wine on the grassland.

Thinking about it like this, Yu Wenshi and he will understand the purpose of this kid coming to find him. Anyway, he is also an important minister who has gone through two dynasties, his father is the former Sui Zuowei general, and his grandfather is the Shangzhu State of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, and the family has been operating in the north for hundreds of years, and the relationship in his hand is enough for Li Yuanjia to leak out.

And after waiting for a while, Li Yuanjia really smiled: "Uncle, you don't need to do anything yourself, just help me find a reliable person, even if it's a Turk, it doesn't matter." ”

After his eyes flickered a few times, Yu Wenshi suddenly asked, "Great King, you are now the Yongzhou Mu, and there are so many Turkic merchants in Chang'an City, why don't you let Yang Su and them help find one?" “