Chapter 42: Absurdity

"Sizzle......"

After taking a sip of wine, Fang Xuanling, who had no psychological preparation, instantly widened his eyes, and then an old face was extremely unnaturally distorted - his eyebrows were fighting, his eyes and nose were twisted together, and the beard under his chin and nose was even more shaking!

"Father, hurry up and eat some food!"

Fang Jun, who is quite experienced in this, put down his chopsticks and quickly persuaded: "The wine sent by the eldest sister is very strong, and it is not comfortable to drink dry, you can eat a few bites of food and press it!" ”

Concerned about his father, Fang Jun smiled in his heart.

Look, if you don't listen to me, you'll suffer, right?

Lao Fang went to the imperial city to deal with government affairs, and it was already late when he came back. And no matter how generous Li Yuanjia was, the Lu family didn't dare to leave his daughter at home for the night, so Fang Fengzhu had already left, leaving several boxes of gifts, including the two jars of high-height wine that the palace had just brewed.

In fact, according to Li Yuanjia, this wine is not suitable for drinking, at least not for long-term drinking, but where is this saying in these years? The filial Fang Fengzhu still brought two altars to his father.

After a busy day, it must be comfortable to sleep with a glass of wine.

It's just that Lao Fang's understanding of Han Wangfu's self-brewing is still on the ten altars at his daughter's wedding, and he didn't care about it even if he had a reminder from his son, so he was miserable immediately after taking a big sip. Fortunately, the old man held back, otherwise he might have sprayed it on the dinner table!

You must know that the house is also using the tables and chairs sent by Li Yuanjia.

abandoned the meal system of one person and one small table, and now there is a large round table at home, and if Fang Xuanling really squirts out, it will all be sprayed on the meal.

After eating a few mouthfuls of food in a row to suppress the spicy energy, Fang Xuanling finally eased up, and frowned again and again: "Lie! It's so strong! This wine is so violent, how can ordinary people drink it? ”

Listening to the old man's words, Fang Zhizhi took a sip carefully, and his brows suddenly wrinkled: "This taste...... I'm afraid that after drinking too much, it will be very uncomfortable in the stomach, right? It's like a fire, so no one likes to drink it. ”

"Big brother, you must eat at least half full before drinking this wine!"

Fang Jun didn't dare to raise the bar with the old man, but there was no problem on the eldest brother's side, so he rolled his eyelids and said: "In addition, although the taste is washed some, after drinking it, I feel that my stomach is burning like a fire, but my brother-in-law said that this is because it is summer now, and it will be very comfortable if it is placed in the cold winter wax moon." ”

"Huh? Have you ever drunk? ”

"Uh......"

Looking at the old man's slanted eyes, Fang Jun's neck shrank, and he quickly shook his head desperately: "No, no!" My brother-in-law said I was too young to drink...... This is all what my brother-in-law said, it must be true! ”

denied the winning streak on his lips, but Fang Jun's heart was very panicked.

In order to show off in front of his friends, he asked for a jar of freshly brewed spirits from Han Wangfu, and took it to the restaurant to taste with a group of second-generation managers. A few of the guys liked the taste very much, so Fang Jun said what he just said. However, this kid didn't dare to tell his parents about this matter, after all, the Lu family strictly forbade him to drink alcohol at ordinary times.

Seeing Fang Jun's look of believing his brother-in-law, Lao Fang was speechless for a while.

He knows very well what kind of virtue this kid has in his heart, although he is usually not lawless, but he is rarely convinced by anyone, especially his peers who are not much different in age. But looking at him now, it seems that he is very convinced by Li Yuanjia, the king of Han, and he must be right when he hears his words?

Not interested in paying attention to the little son's thoughts, turning the cup in his hand, Fang Xuanling was very curious.

This thing...... Is it really as useful as tea as King Han said?

As the assistant of the current court, Fang Xuanling usually had too many opportunities to meet the emperor after the court meeting, so he naturally listened to Li Shimin talk about living a strong drink. There is no doubt that, like tea, this completely subverts the common sense and cognition of the old house.

And......

"This King Han is really a bit incomprehensible!"

With a long sigh in his heart, Fang Xuanling subconsciously took another sip of the wine glass, and then his face instantly turned from white to red, and he coughed up......

……

For dinner, the Fang family ate for half an hour.

The old house is also from an official family, and the Lu family's maiden family is also a famous family, so he naturally knows how to cherish the blessings and nourish his body, and never be in a hurry when eating.

After dinner, after the sons and daughters left one after another, Fang Xuanling and the old couple of the Lu family took a short rest, and returned to their room hand in hand - as the most well-known tracheitis in history, Lao Fang married a wife of the Lu family in his life, and even left a reputation for vinegar through the ages, so naturally there is no need to worry about which woman's room to spend the night in the evening.

But as soon as he returned to the house, the old man frowned again: "Madam, you can rest first, and the old man will go to change his clothes first." ”

Dinner was a little more, and he was a little sick to his stomach at this point.

"Changing clothes?"

After listening to Fang Xuanling's words, Lu Shi suddenly hesitated.

If you change clothes, this is what it means to go to the thatched house.

Normally, both of them have a barrel in their bedroom, which is specially used for unwinding at night. But usually they will have it when they are relieved, otherwise they will definitely have to go to a special thatched house. After all, there are people to live in the house, and if everything is in the house, the smell is simply ......

So as soon as he heard Lao Fang's words, the Lu family naturally understood what he meant.

"Xianggong, wait a moment!"

Seeing that the old house was about to go out, the Lu family still stopped him, and then under Fang Xuanling's puzzled gaze, he walked aside and took out something and handed it to him, and said in a low voice: "Xianggong, let's use this thing later......"

"This, this is ......"

Pinching the white thing in his hand with his hand, Fang Xuanling first took a closer look, and then his eyes gradually widened: "Could this be...... Paper? ”

"Yes, Xianggong!"

Nodding, Lu Shi chuckled and said, "When Fengzhu came back today, I asked someone to bring it over, saying that the paper specially made by King Han let the craftsmen make it is very soft, and it is just right to use it when changing clothes!" I, I used it in the afternoon and it was really comfortable. ”

When these words were spoken, Lu's old face couldn't help but turn red. Although the two of them are already old husbands and wives, Lu still can't say anything about such a private matter as changing clothes.

However, Fang Xuanling didn't have such scruples, and after listening to his wife's words, he was suddenly stunned: "What? In order to make wiping his butt more comfortable, King Han asked people to make a special kind of paper? ”

“……”

His eyelids jumped, and Lu didn't know how to answer this question.

"Ridiculous! It's insulting! ”