63. Thin and light me?
"Trigger the Sunflower Point Caveman. The acupuncture points in Guan Yinping's palm are pointed, and he can't use martial arts, and forcibly exerting force will turn into laughter. ”
"Trigger the Eighteen Daddy. Congratulations to the host for plundering Guan Yinping's clothes: a red belly pocket. The next time you actively use the Eighteen Daddy, the plunder effect is halved, and the passive trigger is increased by half. ”
"It's... How embarrassing is this, Sister Yinping, you don't want this close-fitting belly pocket, then I will accept it with a clear conscience. Liu Chan was stupid, and suddenly pulled Guan Yinping's belly pocket in his hand, and the red line of the belly pocket was still in Guan Yinping's body, exuding bursts of body fragrance, "Sister Yinping, if you really don't fight, if you continue to fight, you will have to be honest with me." ”
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the disgust caused by Guan Yinping's belly pocket being robbed, and get the reward: a healthy bra design scheme. Although fat is beautiful in this era, women still restrain themselves more and wrap their breasts with gauze, just to appear fair and equal. This practice, on the contrary, violates the woman's health, the host can make a healthy bra in batches in the case of existing fabrics, dig out an extra pot of gold, remember, women's money is best earned, let women save fabric not money. This system also likes beautiful women, this time be generous, and send the host a bra sample. ”
"Ah, my belly pocket. Adou, you prodigal son, woo, my father won't let you go, your father won't let you go, I'm not married yet, how can you let me see people in the future. Guan Yinping now knew that he was ashamed, he had no belly pocket, Guan Yinping's heart only felt empty, there was an illusion of freedom, and he was so excited that he was afraid, Guan Yinping soon understood that Liu Chan had really grown up and understood the relationship between men and women, and his heart was even more shy, "Adou, you... You have stained my innocence, I will not let you go, I will kill you. ”
Guan Yinping wanted to be Liu Chan's wife, so he let Liu Chan go, at this time, Guan Yinping pinched a pair of pink little fists, and slapped Liu Chan's chest weakly, like a little couple flirting.
Liu Chan saw that Guan Yinping was soft, and wanted to return the belly pocket in his hand to Guan Yinping, but unfortunately he couldn't prevent Guan Yinping's resentful crying and attack, and was hit by Guan Yinping's jade hand in the center.
It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt at all, but Liu Chan knows it's going to be bad, and sure enough:
"Congratulations! Trigger the eighteen dads who are stained with clothes, and passively plunder Guan Yinping's clothing: tight underwear. Given that the host uses the Eighteen Daddy of Stained Clothes, all of whom are the same female target, it is a little shameless to withdraw this bonus ability. ”
Inexplicably, Liu Chan has more underwear in his hand, which is actually pink underwear, which is very rare.
Liu Chan was stunned, holding his belly pocket in one hand and underwear in the other, both of which were close to the silver screen, and the scene became extremely fragrant and fascinating for a while.
"Ah, Adou, lustful! It's outrageous, you stole my underwear again, first my belly pocket, then my underwear, what do you want me to wear, do you want to scare me in front of everyone under your command? If my father finds out, he will definitely behead you, and by the way, he will also behead me. Guan Yinping knows that Guan Yu is old-fashioned, and he will definitely not be able to cover this matter today, only by marrying Liu Chan can Guan Yinping's reputation be saved, but Liu Chan has to inch in, and keeps stealing Guan Yinping's clothes, and if he continues to steal it, Guan Yinping will be gone, "Adou, why don't you give it back to me soon?" You idiot, if you really want to like me, you boldly propose to my father, steal my clothes, you will only bully me, what kind of man are you. ”
Guan Yinping wanted to take back the clothes in Liu Chan's hand, but he was worried in his heart and didn't dare to act rashly, in case he got close to Liu Chan and the armor on his body was stolen by Liu Chan again, then Guan Yinping really wanted to be honest.
"Uh... Sister Yinping, I didn't mean it, you listen to my explanation. Liu Chan wanted to explain, but found that he really couldn't explain it, after all, the belly pocket and underwear are ironclad evidence, and the onlookers are human witnesses, the most important thing is that Guan Yinping closed his eyes, covered his ears, and looked like he didn't listen or listen, afraid of being frightened, Liu Chan had to solve the melon-eating crowd first, and appease Guan Yinping, "You guys look so lively, right?" Still stunned here, don't want to enter the barracks? Within three breaths, those who did not arrive at the school field will all be given to the young master tonight to sleep in the barren mountains and mountains. ”
Even Guan Yinping was cleaned up, and it was easy to clean up Guan Xing and Huang Zhong, who were watching the excitement.
As soon as Liu Chan's words fell, as soon as the smoke slipped away, all the people ran away and rushed to the barracks.
It's good-looking, but Guan Yinping is also Liu Chan's wife sooner or later with his identity and figure, at this time, he will have to pay Guan Yinping a glance in the future, it's too much of a loss, it's not worth it.
There are fewer people, but Guan Yinping has become more shy, with his head down, his face blushing to the root of his ears, standing beside Liu Chan, exuding a long-term exercise, the unique aroma of the virgin, and the refreshing nose.
"Sister Yinping, I'm not stealing, I'm borrowing, I see that you have been wearing this belly pocket and underwear, uncomfortable and not particular, so borrow your clothes to take a look, by the way, improve it, really, you have to believe me, I am hungry for your body, not for your belly pocket." Liu Chan has to take the initiative and admit that he just has a bad heart, how difficult is this, otherwise Guan Yinping has been scolding Liu Chan, which is ugly, "Sister Yinping, I have been studying for a long time recently, and finally designed underwear suitable for you to wear, you see, this is the underwear for you, this thing is called bra, and it is much stronger than your belly pocket." ”
Liu Chan took out the sample from his arms and gave it to Guan Yinping, and by the way, he stuffed Guan Yinping's underwear and belly pocket into it, and destroyed the physical evidence as soon as possible, otherwise it would be passed out, and Guan Yu's big knife was already on the way.
"Really? What are you doing when you don't think about going into battle to kill the enemy and tinkering with the clothes that our women wear? Did you design it yourself? Guan Yinping's face was full of disbelief, and he felt that Liu Chan was wronged if he didn't learn and didn't know how to do it, and he had to say that he was a plaything, as the son of Liu Bei, he didn't ask for anal Cao Cao, what kind of women's underwear did he do, and he was not ashamed, but Guan Yinping still reached out and took the bra sample as a token of love given by Liu Chan, "Can this thing really be worn?" Adou, you don't want to be in the women's pile in the future, when you grow up, you have to learn some art of war and martial arts, like our father, otherwise you won't be able to support the wall. ”
Guan Yinping was very shy, out of a woman's strong intuition and sixth sense, Guan Yinping had no teacher, and took advantage of the fact that there was no one around, and quickly passed the gift given by Liu Chan through the armor and put it on.
"Adou, it's very comfortable, but it's a little weird, and I feel ashamed. Did you bring this gift to me? Did you design it alone, only one piece? I still like it, it's smelly, and I don't want to wear it. ”