64. Personal guards
Guan Yinping's face was full of happiness, as if the person who couldn't get along with Liu Chan just now was another crazy woman, her eyes were full of expectation, and she was shining with stars.
"Of course not, this is not false as I designed, but all women will get one, except for you, like Diao Chan and Zhen Ji, they will have a few of them, even if I give them to you for free, they are all women of this young master, and they can't favor one over the other." Liu Chan saw Guan Yinping's favorite expression, and breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, it seems that this underwear business has to be done, who dares to stop women from buying underwear, I am afraid that there will be a fire in the backyard, "Even if it is an outsider's woman, she can buy the underwear I designed, and I still want to make money to support my family." ”
Guan Yinping was shocked, is Liu Beijun so difficult? Liu Bei's son, Liu Chan, is going to sell belly pockets, oh no, it's underwear, a woman's personal thing.
"Adou, how can this be. At the beginning, our three fathers had the experience of weaving shoes and selling shoes, selling dates and threshing, making wine and killing pigs, and now they haven't washed it yet... If you sell this, it is tantamount to discrediting yourself and pouring footwater on your body. This money can never be earned, and it cannot be earned. Guan Yinping said with a look of 'I'm not interested in money', and wanted to take Liu Chan back to the right path, "Adou, I'll teach you, let's learn boxing, I promise that you are also a female boxer, no, it's a long boxer." ”
"Sister Yinping, let's talk about it later, don't be in a hurry. I ask you, do you really want to be a general? It is very tiring to be in the army, it is more difficult than giving birth to a baby, and I am so sleepy that I can't open my eyes every day in the future, and I can't even roll the sheets. Liu Chan thought about Guan Yinping, afraid that when Guan Yinping marched and fought, when he ran up, his body was turbulent and easy to scare the opponent, "Sister Yinping, the girl's family, don't fight and kill all day long, learn to be Ai with me... Cook the soup in the grass, the kitchen is your home. ”
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Guan Yinping's life ideals that were questioned, and the host bewitched Guan Yinping to change his career to become a housewife, and received a reward: couple chocolate. There's nothing you can't do with one chocolate, if you have one, eat two. In order to prove that women are also half the sky, Guan Yinping has received everyone's attention, and he does not hesitate to practice martial arts, and wants to be a man's wife. ”
"Phew! Adou, you think you gave me a gift, so you want me to serve you every day, just go around in the kitchen, make some soup and water, my sister made it clear that these can't be done, the military rations love to eat or not, don't eat and get out. Guan Yinping has been suffering since he was a child, especially Guan Yu is teaching Guan Ping and Guan Xing, Guan Yinping will take the initiative to step forward and ask for the same training, such a powerful amount of exercise, which is why Yinping is now proud of his figure, super fierce, "Adou, listen, even if I Guan Yinping starves to death, I won't eat anything from you, I just love to gnaw on my dry food, if you want to eat well, make your own wormwood soup." ”
Liu Chan looked at Guan Yinping's fearlessness caused by ignorance, didn't bother to argue, took out the couple chocolate from his arms, and shook it in front of Guan Yinping.
"Goo-dong!" Guan Yinping saw the chocolate, his eyes straightened, and he swallowed his saliva.
It smells so good!
"Look, it's chocolate, do you want to eat it? I only have two of them, and if you don't eat them, I'll eat them myself. Chocolate, it's very sweet, sweet to the heart, if you don't eat it, you're guaranteed to regret it, ah! Liu Chan unpacked the chocolate and made a gesture to eat the chocolate, so frightened that Guan Yinping's whole body pounced, and he couldn't wait to swallow Liu Chan, "Don't rob, don't rob, Sister Yinping, to tell you the truth, this is called lovers' chocolate, after eating, we are a couple, you have to wait for me, you have to think about it, you don't have to regret it." ”
"Adou, as long as you don't drive me home, just let me stay in the barracks, bring you tea and water, and I will admit it." Guan Yinping swallowed the chocolate in one bite, and licked his mouth unladylikely, showing off the temptation of showing off the spicy, "It's delicious, it's delicious." Adou, do you still have this chocolate? I still want it, I still want it. ”
Women are just as resistant to desserts as men are to women.
"Sister Yinping, I really convinced you, after eating, I don't know how to wipe my mouth clean, and when I am seen by the second uncle, I will definitely be scolded, thinking that you have gone somewhere." Liu Chan stretched out his hand and wiped the corner of Guan Yinping's mouth, swept Guan Yinping's figure in his eyes, and found that Guan Yinping's combat power was very strong, suitable for being his personal guard, "Sister Yinping, as a woman, if you want to stay in the army, it will be difficult for me to make an exception for you, unless you are willing to act as my personal guard, in this case, I can consider making you the commander of the army, like Uncle Zilong and Uncle Zhizhi next to my father." ”
Commander of the pro-army? It's as big as Chen Dao's official position? Guan Yinping smiled, not being driven home by Liu Chan, Guan Yinping was satisfied.
Before making trouble in the barracks, Guan Yinping just couldn't get used to seeing his rookie brother Guan Xingneng become a general, and he was ruthless and had nowhere to get wet.
"Okay, Adou, I'm willing to be your personal guard and the commander of your own soldiers, but do you have any personal soldiers? Besides, so that Uncle Jun has a son, Uncle Long and Uncle Zhi, you have me, how can it be enough? Guan Yinping was ecstatic in his heart, and began to worry about Liu Chan, one Guan Yinping was not enough, it sounded like encouraging Liu Chan to find a few more women to be personal guards, "Uncle Zilong is a guard, and Uncle Zhi is the commander of the army, Adou, you still lack a guard." ”
Of course Liu Chan knows, and what Liu Chan said about personal guards, the so-called guards, guards are hygienic guards, and Guan Yinping will take care of them, Liu Chan is very uneasy, so he has to pull a few more people, so as not to annoy Guan Yinping and can't escape.
"Sister Yinping, you don't have to worry too much, you just need to be your commander, just do a good job of personal work, especially when I sleep at night, I don't like to dress and cover the quilt, I'm cold, empty and lonely, and I rely on Sister Yinping's personal guard." Liu Chan is as good as a stream, first stabilize Guan Yinping, which can be regarded as inheriting the good fortune of Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, "In terms of Su Wei, I will work hard to find it, and if there is a suitable candidate, I will have to wait for the third uncle to give birth to a daughter." ”
Liu Chan said that Guan Yinping was confused, and he faintly felt that he couldn't ask more, so he blushed and stood beside Liu Chan, responsible for being a personal guard.
"Dou Di, hurry! Help me. It's a brother, come and cut me... No, help me. I'm Zhang Bao, Niang Xipi, I was hunted down. Zhang Bao cried wolf all the way, his feet were wild, he slipped like a rat crossing the street, followed by Chen Dao, who was full of anger, and chased after him, "Chen Dao, as a general, you can't get along with me as a hairy boy, your ambition is here, and there is no interest." ”