Feast

Wu Ye'er looked at Liu Jing, who was newly married Yan'er, and said, "What did you say at the beginning, how could you ruthlessly abandon us and be the first to run towards happiness." You don't have anyone who is old, why can't you bear it? Lonely and empty? Need a man? Our six sisters, just you are happily married. Xiao Tan Xiang was forced to get married, Xiao Rosie was her parents in a remote area, Zheng Li's eldest sister traveled in the mountains and rivers, not to mention He Jing, who thought about her ideals every day. In the past, everyone was so lively, but now they are all flying away because of their dreams, leaving me alone with no dreams. You left me a lonely old man, like an unfilial child, and let me die slowly and alone in loneliness. ”

When Wu Ye'er sighed and complained about Liu Jing, Liu Jing kept a dignified and elegant smile, listening to Wu Ye'er pouring a lot of bitter water. Wu Ye'er said again: "I really want a child of my own, it's okay if it's not my own, it's okay for anyone, there is a simple and cute child on white paper, how interesting it is, you can teach her that you will, she still sticks to you, sweetly shouts your name, tsk, think about it and be happy." ”

After almost a year, Liu Jing gave her a big surprise and gave her the "own child" she had in mind.

It was Liu Jing's youngest son, Liu Jing said that she gave birth to him in nine months of pregnancy, and she was so painful that she gave birth to such a gadget. After raising it for a few months, I thought that Wu Ye'er wanted a child, so I showed it to Wu Ye'er to fulfill her wish.

"Look at how cute he is, with soft little hands." Liu Jing said that when she handed the baby into Wu Ye'er's hands, Wu Ye'er's stunned can be said to be instantaneous, the little baby who was still squinting, after being held in her arms, seemed to smell the smell of a stranger, felt scared, and cried with a wrinkle on her little face, and spit on her face with a mouthful of milk.

Wu Ye'er was unhappy: "Is this your child, it's so rude, even your aunt doesn't respect it, and you're fat into a ball, you're a fat pig." ”

The baby seemed to be able to understand Wu Ye'er's disgust, and screamed, the deafening cry and the accompanying milk made her smile almost unable to maintain: "Little Liu Jing, I want to take back my words that day." Children are not cute at all, if I am asked to raise a child, it is better for me to hang myself, you better take him away, the sooner the better, I don't want to see this little trouble. ”

Liu Jing is a typical lady, she doesn't show her teeth when she wants to laugh, or hides her face with her hands: "Oh, you've only been with the child for a while, so impatient, you know that I'm going to raise me until I'm a teenager, I didn't say anything." You should bear with it more, sooner or later you will get married and have children, so you should be prepared in advance. ”

Wu Ye'er took a dozen steps back in disgust: "No, no, no, I still want to live for a few more years, and besides, this little guy doesn't like me, so I'm not bored." By the way, what's his name? ”

"Well~ Actually, I haven't thought about it yet~ The name of the breast is called Manman, and I didn't think about the official name. If you give me a name, I can adopt it, and if I'm satisfied, I'll use your name. Liu Jing saw Wu Ye'er's eyes glowing green, and added: "Declare in advance, I refuse the strange name." ”

As soon as Wu Ye'er heard this, she was interested: "It's called Ye Gucheng, what a cool name, Yiye Gucheng." She suddenly remembered Liu Jing's prior statement, and coughed twice with some regret; Just kidding, kidding. ”

Liu Jing didn't say anything, just shook her head with a wry smile: "Actually, I want this child to be surnamed Liu, the Liu family is my daughter, I don't want the Liu family to be left behind, but I'm afraid that the Ye family will not agree, which is also the reason why I haven't chosen a name, so Xiao Ye'er, if you want to have a name, use the surname Liu." ”

Wu Ye'er also put away her jokes, and instead comforted her and said: "Don't be afraid, you didn't do anything wrong with this kind of thing, you just thought about it for your father and mother, human nature, and besides, it was their blessing that you married Ye Jian, what's wrong with you making a small request?" It's a big deal that you give birth to ten sons, nine for him, one of which is for your old Liu family, I don't believe he will disagree. Xiao Liu Jing, don't worry, sisters will always stand on your side. ”

Liu Jing's father Wu Ye'er has also seen it, she is very knowledgeable, and she has nothing to say about Liu Jing, no wonder Liu Jing is also selfish.

How do you know that Liu Jing disagrees with her own point of view: "In ancient times, it has been marrying chickens and dogs, and it stands to reason that if I marry him to the Ye family, I will be their people, and the children born should also be surnamed Ye." ”

"The surname Liu is not the blood of their Ye family? It's okay, I support you, let's do women's rights. ”

"Women's rights?" Liu Jing smiled gently: "Women, they are vassals of men from birth, men conquer the world, and women only need to conquer men." Forget it, what's the difference between the surname Liu and the surname Ye, it's my obsession. ”

Wu Ye'er didn't say anything anymore, and touched the baby's face: "Since you have a child, you should think about it more." Before you got married, you could make as much noise as you wanted. But when you get married and have children, you are not just two people, you are a family, and a family should have warmth, and warmth requires the two of you to work together to bring the children. A child is like a blank piece of paper, if you put ink on it, he is black, and if you paint the most beautiful paint, he is beautiful. ”

Liu Jing teased her: "Ye'er, you are much more mature than me, and you can speak in a good way, that lazy red lady is gone forever~"

"Hey, hey, hey, compliment, compliment." Wu Ye'er performed what it means to break the gong in an instant: "I have experienced a lot, and naturally I have learned a lot of truths, if I still don't understand anything, then it will not be in vain." ”

"Then did you put down the emperor? Listening to my father, you seem to be very close to the emperor...... I'm still worried about you, I'm afraid you'll be rash, but I didn't expect you to really grow up. Liu Jing said truthfully.

Wu Ye'er's face was covered with dark clouds: "Put it down, let it go a long time ago, I treat him as a stone in a pit, it's smelly and hard, and the most important thing is disgusting!" ”

After saying goodbye to Liu Jing and the man who couldn't speak, Wu Ye'er met her blank paper-like "child", as if it was given to her by God in the dark, or did God hear the conversation between her and Xiao Liu Jing? Deliberately give yourself a small surprise.

It was a fox I met around the corner, and the fox in front of me could be summed up in two adjectives, "white" and "cute", not to mention the white as snow, but also cute, graceful, and the eyes were quite human-like.

"Hey, little one, do you want to come with me? I can take care of you. The fox seemed to be able to understand human speech, raised its neck and barked, that humane look made Wu Ye'er even more determined to abduct her: "Come on, come here, come to Eniang, Eniang will take you to eat fragrant and spicy food, you will be responsible for being obedient, just beautiful." ”

Wu Ye'er went back alone with the fox in her arms, which was really light enough. It was the first time she had encountered an animal that looked like a cloud. As soon as she returned to her boudoir, the fox jumped down from her arms, raised her head proudly, walked around the room, sniffed it with her nose when she encountered something curious, and her big smart eyes swept around with a sparkle of light, and seemed to be very satisfied with the country, and turned around to find a place to stay, and finally lay in Wu Ye'er's bed.

Wu Ye'er heard his senior brother say that this is a spirit fox that is rare to see in a thousand years, even if he has never seen this spirit fox by Wu Ye'er's side in his previous life, it is an anomaly. It likes to hide in her bed, and often falls asleep and wraps around her neck, although a man and a beast sleep strangely, but also adds a fox fur scarf to her, and is no longer afraid of the cold in winter.

Wu Ye'er touched its mouth, and then touched its fox skin, and saw that it still didn't react, so she went to its forehead with its forehead, and said fiercely: "The little girl's family is also fine-skinned and tender-meat, so let's follow the master today, and ensure that you live a comfortable life." "Saying that, he is still doing his hands and feet on the white fox. The white fox's patience value has also reached the upper limit, and the anti-guest mainly pressed Wu Ye'er under him, licked the corner of Wu Ye'er's mouth, Wu Ye'er pushed away the white fox in shock, and her mouth was already a fragrance similar to flowers and fruits, she didn't care about finding the white fox to seek justice, and hurriedly scooped up a few scoops of water from the big water tank, and then kept cleaning her mouth with water, and finally she didn't feel at ease, and took out the realgar wine to rinse her mouth. The senior brother said that her white fox was a thousand-year-old spirit fox, so would its saliva be poisonous, they all said bitter medicine, sweet taste is of course poison. She didn't want to die so unknowingly, the more she thought about it, the more unwilling she became, she was going to find her senior brother when she went out, and she was afraid that the white fox would have medicine on her body, so she stuffed the restless white fox into her sleeve, she wanted to ask her senior brother if the white fox's saliva was poisonous?

After returning from the senior brother, she hugged the radiant white fox with a stunned face, and the senior brother said that this is the spirit fox likes her, as long as the white fox takes the initiative to kiss the woman, she will have her lifelong loyalty and blessings. It is precious, it is full of treasures, and there is not a trace of toxin. Then let's name it "Bai Bao", and by the way, call the senior brother to celebrate her name, yes, it's her, Bai Bao is a mother.

Bai Bao is perfect in all aspects, if there is a shortcoming that must be found, it is the characteristics of being full of treasures, and it is possible to attract the peeps of others. The senior brother suggested that she should take Bai Bao out to play less and stay at home as much as possible, as for her blessings, there are no sequelae at all, just be happy.

From that day on, Bai Bao officially became a member of the Wu family, his full name was Wu Baibao, and he was the daughter of Wu Ye'er. Bai Bao is very active, most of them are jumping around the room, they don't like to eat much, but they like all kinds of fruits, and their favorite is grapes from the Western Regions, and they pestered Wu Ye'er to peel her every time. Bai Bao doesn't like to talk very much, and every time he expresses his thoughts with his water and bright eyes, it can be described as eyebrows. It's like knowing Wu Ye'er for a few lifetimes, it's sticky, other people's pets are arrogant and cold, Wu Ye'er feels that Bai Bao is really like her child, she has to stick to her all day long, and after a while out of Wu Ye'er's arms, she will be in a hurry to hug.

The foxes that the folk say are all cunning, Wu Ye'er thinks that Bai Bao is the wrong child, her eyes are wide open, simple, although she is too simple, but it doesn't look like she is looking at a fool at all, but reveals a natural feeling. I like to give her a throat lock when Wu Ye'er is not paying attention, and when Wu Ye'er wants to break free, she gets into her clothes from the position of her neck like a stunned. When Wu Ye'er gave her grapes, she fully showed what it means to eat in the bowl and look at the pot, and the grapes in her mouth have not been swallowed, she just looked at the grapes in the bowl, a typical foodie. The biggest interest is to bully Wufeng, no, it can be regarded as being bullied by Wufeng, knowing that he can't beat Wufeng or provoke him, every time he cleans up a meal before he stops, but she still doesn't have a long memory, and she is always beaten.

Special love of hygiene, never step on the ground with silt, never step on the place where his paws will be dirty, and would rather have a flying leaf to walk the leaves than to get dirty, so he always stands on Wu Yeer's shoulders or lies in his arms. All the characteristics add up, she is completely a daughter who loves stinky beauty, Wu Yeer doesn't care too much about material expenses and damage, as long as her daughter is happy, it's okay to break as many things as you spend.

Therefore, the relationship between one person and one beast is getting better and better, and it is inseparable, sometimes when Wu Ye'er has an ugly face because of her period, Bai Bao will be very considerate, lie on Wu Ye'er's stomach to warm her, and pick up her claws and touch Wu Ye'er's hand, signaling her to put her hand on her fur. Wu Ye'er is also more and more fond of Bai Bao, and has completely regarded her as her daughter, unless there are some occasions when you really can't bring Bai Bao, and the rest of the time she is allowed to stick to herself, eating, bathing and sleeping together. is a mother, she is strong, whether she is a beast or not, since she is her daughter, she can't be bullied by others.

Qi Zhi has been in power for five years, and the hidden dangers of the Li family have been getting bigger and bigger from a small snowball, and now it has become a behemoth, a cancer that cannot be ignored.

When Wu Ye'er received the news from the cabinet and was about to go over, she actually found that her senior brother was on the way with her, which was very surprising, and after asking each other, she found out that the two of them were going to do the same thing.

As soon as I arrived at the cabinet, I heard Lei Tao say to his senior brother: "I have admired the prime minister's name for a long time, and when I saw it today, he was really personable and talented, and he deserved to be the prime minister of a country." It is rare to work with the prime minister, I am deeply honored, otherwise, I will set up a banquet for the prime minister tonight to catch the wind and wash the dust. ”

The extremely prestigious prime minister did enough to make the scene: "I have heard about your cabinet for a long time, with talents like you, the cabinet is worthy of its name, and it is worthy of a sharp sword under the emperor." If we had known this, we should have made friends with you young talents earlier. On weekdays, I am busy with the affairs of the imperial court, and I can't see the secrets of the Wu Kingdom, and I have to worry about the emperor most of the day, so it's a pity that I only met you today. In short, there is no need to set up a banquet, and it is not too late to celebrate when we succeed. ”

Lei Tao hurriedly said: "The prime minister doesn't treat us as his own people, our cabinet contributes to the emperor, and the prime minister also contributes to the emperor, we all do things for the emperor, and I have always admired the prime minister's demeanor for a long time on weekdays, and it is rare to be able to eat with the prime minister, I can't ask for it." ”

Wufeng's eyes were staring at Wu Ye'er about to be more than a dozen times, and she kept asking her what she meant, but she didn't seem to see it, she didn't react at all, the itinerary of the two has always been managed by Wu Ye'er, it can be said that it is a veritable wife, and in the morning, I heard Ye'er say that she would accompany her to eat delicious food, if anyone invited him to eat as usual, he would appreciate his face, but now his wife has not given a reply, and he can only lose the car to protect the pawn: "Lord Lei, I also want to promise you, but it's a pity, I still have some things to deal with, I really can't get out of it, wait for next time, I'll invite you if I have the chance. ”

Wu Ye'er, listening to the conversation between the two, it's not helping this, it's not helping that, she heard Lei Tao say in frustration after being rejected by Senior Brother Wufeng, "I finally spent a lot of money to invite Yishuitian, but I didn't expect it to be like this" Then she turned around and said with a positive attitude: "That senior brother, I haven't eaten a banquet for a long time, even if it's not for you, for me, you have to go and eat once." And it was a water day, it was difficult to invite money, and the whereabouts of the chef had always been erratic. Senior brother, take care of my stomach, put down what you want to do, and let us pick up the wind and wash the dust for you together. ”

Wu Feng glanced at Wu Ye'er, only to find that she had taken all her hints to feed the dog, and now her face was written "I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat", he smiled and said to Lei Tao: "Then trouble you, I will definitely be there on time for the banquet." ”

Lei Tao nodded and asked suspiciously: "Prime Minister, are you and our cabinet Xue Buzhi a senior brother and sister?" Your master is really powerful, out of the two of you, dare to ask who your master is? ”

Prime Minister Wu made a polite smirk: "We don't have a master, I have a lot of fate with Xiaoxue's family, I was still an orphan, I was adopted by Xiaoxue's father, Xiaoxue's father taught me a lot of things, I called her junior sister from that day, and she also called me senior brother." I also highly recommend her to the cabinet, but I don't know if it has caused you any trouble. Xiaoxue, are you behaving well here? ”

Wu Ye'er rolled her eyes and said happily.

Lei Tao showed a natural expression: "I haven't heard Xiaoxue mention that the Prime Minister is her senior brother, so neither humble nor arrogant, she deserves to be the Prime Minister's junior sister." In that case, I will have a banquet tonight, and I will also call my colleagues who work together, and we will discuss important matters together, and then we will wait for the arrival of the Prime Minister. ”