What kind of beast are !!? What kind of four-eyed thing?! You're a husky!"

Miao Miao kicked over, kicking the Erha until his nose bleeded, "Okay, what a good foot." Again, kick the ...... again"

"Get out!!"

Miao Miao collapsed!

Damn! She finally knows why this guy is so abnormal! Feelings: This guy is not a human, it's a shemale!

Reminds me of the description of the shemale by the Zero Zero Demon......

Miao Miao collapsed!

That Zhipu Shangxian is also very unreliable when I hear it, obviously his cultivation is so high, but he often does ridiculous things!

He rubbed his eyebrows with a headache, and suddenly felt an urge to return to the sect.

Heart...... Tired!

"Okay, no kidding you. ”

Just as Miao Miao was about to collapse, Erha on the other side turned back into a serious face, "Others are teasing you, but the matter of accepting apprentices is true." ”

"I don't want it. ”

Miao Miao refused without even thinking about it, "I'm a complete spirit demon, with a heritage, where do I need a master?"

"You dare to refuse me?"

A powerful coercion covered it, and with a "snap", Miao Miao fell directly to the ground. The huge dog head approached her and said in a gloomy tone: "If you don't recognize me as a master, I will kill you!

Wow, that's scary!

Miao Miao was scared to pee!

Thinking about Erhan's strange character, she said with tears in her eyes: "Why are you so fierce...... I'll just be your apprentice......"

"Good. ”

The dog head left, and then came over again, and when Miao Miao's breath was only halfway relaxed, the blue eyes met her gaze again, "And if you dare to tell others that I am a ladyboy...... Hehe...... Little Jill doesn't know, Master, okay with you?"

“...... I, I got it......"

Miao Miao said with a sad face: "Master, can you move your old coercion? ”

"That's good. ”

As soon as the coercion was gone, Miao Miao immediately got up and said with a look of grievance: "Master, the apprentice is stupid, I'm afraid it's not suitable to learn your skills......"

"It's okay, I don't have anything to teach you anyway. ”

"?!!Then why do you want to?"

"Naturally, the ones who covet you stay away from you. Hmph, it's also my fate with you, otherwise I wouldn't care about your idle business. ”

"It's really unlucky to be with you......"

"What did you say?!"

"No, nothing...... I mean, it's really a little tree's luck to know someone like Master. ”

"Hmph! ”

Ge Yu turned back into a human body, sat down, put away the smashed table, put it on a new one, slowly made himself a pot of tea, and after taking a sip, he stared at Miao Miao and said: "Although that Ling Xiao is not a big traitor, but his mind is cold, and he has suffered great grievances, you should stay away from such people." ”

"What a grievance?"

Miao Miao directly filtered other words, "What grievances?"

"Where is your focus?!"

Ge Yu's face was displeased, "I have lived for so many years and have seen many people. But all such people who have suffered great humiliation when they were young have dark and ruthless minds. Maybe they can indeed achieve a career, but if you want to find such a person, I advise you to forget it. Your mind...... Hehe......"

"What do you mean?"

Miao Miao was furious, "What's wrong with my heart?! Also, do you have some sympathy? People have been wronged and are already miserable, and you still wonder if people's minds are dark or not! Do you think he is willing to be humiliated?!"

"Are you going to rebel against Master?!"

"Hmph! I haven't had an apprenticeship ceremony yet, and you're not my master yet! Besides, even if you're my master, you don't have the right to interfere with my feelings! Also, who said I'm going to find him as a Taoist couple?!"

"Just now you thought about your relatives' house, do you think I can't see it?ah?!"

Ge Yu looked depressed, "I often do this kind of thing, I can see it at a glance." ”

"You talk nonsense!"

Miao Miao's face turned red all of a sudden, "I didn't." ”

"I don't care if you have it or not, I can't get involved with that kid. ”

"Don't worry about it!"

Miao Miao pouted and said, "If you don't let me see Ling Xiao, just kill me!"

"You!"

Ge Yu was so angry that he vomited blood, "What's so good about that kid? It's not as good as your master and me? Look at your master and me, how good-looking...... is still the strongest man in this continent, and he will not wronged you. ”

"You're a nymphomaniac, perverted, I don't want it. ”

Miao Miao snorted, then sat down on the ground and said, "Master, I'm hungry, I want to eat meat." ”

"What's the matter? Aren't you afraid of having words on your face?"

"How do you know?"

Miao Miao's eyes widened, and she suddenly grabbed Ge Yu's hand, and said excitedly, "Master, do you have a way to remove my word?"

"That's your inner demon, what can I do?"

Ge Yu shook off Miao Miao's hand, suddenly smiled, and said, "However, if you listen to Master, Master can give you a magic weapon to cover your handwriting." ”

"Master, I listen to you. ”

"Good boy, is it okay to give birth to my father?"

"Roll ......"

"It's really ......"

Ge Yu wiped his nosebleed, "You apprentice is not cute at all, and you are too disrespectful to the master." When you return to the door, you must let your senior brother teach you well. ”

"I still have a senior brother?!"

"What kind of eyes do you have?!A great monk like me must have a disciple to do his work!"

"Then, then may I ask, me, how many senior brothers do I have?"

"It's not much, it's only about seventy or eighty......"

"Poof!"

Miao Miao spit out a mouthful of old blood, "So many senior brothers?!! Then, how many senior sisters do I have?"

Ge Yu's face turned into a crying face in an instant, "There is no one, those women are as if they are blind, and they would rather go to Yanxi's place than come to me, damn it! This is all the kid who is biased by the master......

"Wait!"

Miao Miao's eyes widened, "You, what did you say, Master, you and the dead old man are brothers?!!

"Don't you know? Also, it's been so many years, the old master has been soaring for so long, and that dead boy doesn't deal with me, it seems that he didn't tell you. ”

Ge Yu coughed lightly and said, "Our master is a real person of Yuqi, I am the second senior brother, and Yan Xi is the junior brother......

"So you're also from the Jade Sect?

"I don't want to be so ridiculous!

"Tsk, you are deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors......"

"Hey, little Shushu, when you talk to Master like this, do you want to be destroyed by Master first?"

"No, Master, you heard it wrong, Xiaoshu admires you the most......"

After a while, Ge Yu's face showed a trace of sadness, "Although there are many apprentices, they have all fallen, and now there is only your senior brother left." You're going to have to support each other in the future, oh, by the way, he's also a shemale, and his mother is a white beast, which was originally his father's mount......"

Miao Miao trembled!

I rub!

What kind of people are these monks! The taste is so heavy! They don't even let go of their own mounts, it's terrible! The people of this continent are so undisciplined!

"Don't be afraid, although Bai Zhen's temper is not very good, but your senior brother is a very straightforward person, but he is a little brainless, you will complement each other in the future, you know?"

What else can Miao Miao say? This pit has to jump if you don't jump. It seems that I can only recognize this husky as a master. Thinking about how sad it is to call a master Erha!

Boo, the baby is so hurt!

On the second day, Ge Yu led Miao Miao back to Wuji Gate, and announced that he would accept Miao Miao as a closed disciple on the same day. Suddenly, the entire sect was in a sensation. It didn't take long for the whole continent to be in a sensation!

Ge Yu, the number one master in the mainland, is about to accept apprentices again! This time, the apprentice is not a human, but a holy tree!

For a time, there was a storm on the mainland, and many sects rushed to watch the ceremony. The strongest man in the mainland is going to accept a heavenly treasure as an apprentice, and for this purpose, he has advanced 100,000 high-grade spirit stones from the sect, which is so big!

No matter what the world talks about, besides, Miao Miao, who was forcibly pulled back to the sect by Ge Yu, is using paper cranes to make porridge on the phone with Ling Xiao Xiaolangjun at the moment.

Hmph,I can't see anyone.,It's good to send WeChat!Anyway, this paper crane is really good.,It's very fast to use to send words.,It is said that there is a kind of jade card where the dead fish is.,You can communicate directly.,Just like the mobile phone of the future.,After the formal apprenticeship,Be sure to deduct one.,Otherwise, she will tell everyone that he's a shemale!

was chatting happily, when suddenly a little disciple came from outside the door, "Uncle Taishi, Uncle Yuqiu has come to see you." ”

"Jade Qiu?"

Miao Miao was stunned for a moment, and then she realized that this was her cheap senior brother. When I came back, this guy was not in the door and was out on errands.

It's not surprising to come back and visit at this time.

It's just that Ge Yu is so undisciplined......

I refused to use the Dao number left by my master, but my apprentice still used the Dao number left by my ancestor. Look at this number, what the hell......! I'm still a jerk!

"Go away, go away, Ge Laozi, do you want to report when I come to see my junior sister? Damn, give Lao Tzu a crooked twitter and tear you up!"

After complaining, there was a commotion outside, "Senior sister, junior sister, I'm coming to see you!"

A tall man came in, and Miao Miao fainted when he saw the hanging.

Could this be the lost brother of the Zero Zero Demon? At least a two-meter-three body brings a great sense of oppression, and a pair of eyes are big, looking extremely vicious. Wearing a waistcoat, his arms were exposed, and he was furry like a big bear.

Miao Miao collapsed in an instant. What's that...... Isn't Bai Zhen the kind of cute creature giant panda? Where is this guy in front of him who has a "cute point"? Quan Te is a fierce point!

"Ahh

it!

This is his own senior brother?

Miao Miao stood up and walked out, and several disciples shouted in fright, "Uncle Taishi, don't be angry!, ah, what, Uncle Yuqiu, this is Uncle Shengshu, this time Uncle Shengshu failed to transform into a daughter, and next time he will turn back into a daughter...... Ah, Uncle Taishi, where are you going?"

Miao Miao turned her head and said with tears in her eyes: "Go find a tree with a crooked neck." ”

"What are you doing?"

"Hang yourself!"