Chapter 71: Huskies
In the most luxurious room of the hot spring pavilion, one large and one small looked at each other, and a murderous aura permeated the two of them.
It may be inaccurate to describe it this way. The murderous aura was emitted by Miao Miao alone. The black eyes were cold at the moment, completely ignoring the scratches on the man's face, dredging, and said coldly: "Uncle Yu, you have good eyes? ”
"Hohoo!"
The man smiled proudly, "Look at what you said, Xiaoyou, I'm also in the god transformation stage, where can I not see this little change?"
Miao Miao's eyes were deep, "Senior, Ming people don't say secret words, who are you?" You said that you are from the Loose Cultivation Alliance, but Brother Ling Xiao is clearly not very familiar with you. ”
"Ah, can you see that?"
Ge Yu smiled, then spread his hands and said, "Okay, it's okay to tell you." Actually, I'm from Wujimen. ”
“?!!!”
"Don't you believe me, I'm the Secret Servant who protects you. You should know about the Darkservant, right?"
Miao Miao lowered her eyes, suddenly stood up suddenly, pulled Ge Yu's clothes, and roared angrily: "Don't treat me as an idiot, okay?!Dark Waiter?What the hell is that?!Even if there is, it is a shadow-like existence, is there a secret servant like you who casually knows your identity?ah?!"
The little hand was caught, and Ge Yu smiled and said, "The little thing has a lot of eyes, and it's quite smart." ”
After that, he let go of Miao Miao's hand, shrugged his shoulders and said, "I am really from Wujimen, my name is Yu Shu, and everyone calls me Uncle Yu." As for who I am, just go back and ask Xuanxin, that old boy. ”
"I don't ask him, I ask you!"
Miao Miao said unhappily: "Moreover, why are you doing bad things to me?"
"Bad for you?"
Ge Yu snorted coldly, "What are you going to do with that stinky boy from Ling Xiao?" What's so good about Ling Xiao's little girl's skin? Look at me......"
Touching his face, "Why don't you wait for you to become a woman and be my woman......!"
"You, you ......"
Miao Miao's eyes widened, "Who the hell are you?"
"Well, for your sincere sake, I'll tell you. ”
The man smiled and said in a low voice, "My Dao number Ge Yu ......"
"Huh?"
Miao Miao was stunned, "Ge Yu?"
After that, he frowned, "What a familiar name." Where do you think you've heard of it?"
A slightly smug expression froze on the man's face, and the atmosphere suddenly fell into a ghostly silence.
Suddenly!
"Bang!", the table was overturned, and the man's mournful and angry voice sounded, "Ah?!You don't remember such a big name as the deity?!You can see it clearly! I, I'm Ge Yu! The most powerful man on this continent!"
"Ahh
Miao Miao's collar was grabbed, and the man shook her desperately like crazy, shaking her to the ground, as if he had remembered something!
"Oh! I see! You are Ge Yu, the chief of the alchemy room!"
"You, you, you!I, I, I...... Poof!"
Three thousand old blood flowed out, and Ge Yu was angry.
"Do you know how many realms there are for human monks?"
"Yes, yes!"
Miao Miao nodded vigorously, and then remembered that this guy was more than in the god transformation stage. Although it looks like two or two, the strength is there. Let's follow his order.
"Refining Qi, Building the Foundation, Jindan, Yuanying, Transforming the Gods, Refining the Void, Merging, Mahayana, Crossing the Tribulation......"
"That's right. ”
Ge Yu let go of her with satisfaction, sat down, nodded, and smiled, "Now you know who I am, right?" ”
Miao Miao tilted her head, stared at a pair of titanium alloy dog eyes, and thought about it for a long time, but she was still confused.
It's weird!
I think I've heard it somewhere...... No, I have a good memory now, why can't I remember it? Am I having a wrong memory? Maybe I haven't heard this person's name?
"You, you, you ......"
Ge Yu's mouth was crooked. Thinking that he is the number one master in the mainland, he has always been unable to remember others, but I didn't expect that there are still people who can't remember him! Damn, this little guy must be taught a lesson!
"Ahh
I was about to make a move, but I heard the little guy exclaim, "I heard about you from the mouth of that dead old man in Yanxi!
"Angry, angry with me!"
"Bang!"
The table was overturned again, and a man's face was no different from a dead fish, his forehead was bruised, he waved his fists, and gritted his teeth and said: "You, you guy won't understand if you don't beat people!"
"Hey, hey, senior, you, what are you doing? Damn, you actually dare to spank my ass? I'm not done with you!"
The rattan was pulled out at once, and the dead fish snorted coldly, "Carving insect skills!"
Pulled the rattan and simply used it as a whip, and whipped it at Miao Miao.
"Damn!"
Miao Miao hurriedly withdrew the rattan, jumped up and down with her farts in her arms, and shouted, "I remembered, I remembered, you are Ge Yu!
"Figured it out?"
Dead Fish grimaced, "Then do you want to listen to me?"
“????”
Miao Miao was stunned.
You are always the first in the world, is there any inevitable connection with whether I want to listen to you?
"Get on your knees. ”
"Ale?"
"You little bastard!"
Ge Yu pointed to his face and said in a broken voice: "What the hell is the treasure book you gave me?! Look at my face!
The corners of Miao Miao's mouth twitched, and she lowered her head a little weakly, and said: "Before, senior, I, I am in the memory of inheritance, although it is not my father's experience, but, it can be ......."
It's something we remember, we're not lying!
Thinking of this, he had some confidence again, raised his head and said, "There must be something wrong with the way you use it!"
"Fart!
Ge Yu cried as she spoke, "I smiled evilly at Little Ji'er, and what kind of Ou Pai, Ou Jue Sang's spell, didn't work at all?! She hit me, woo, she actually beat me, she didn't beat me before......
Not long ago, the owner of Jade Girl Island, Fairy Zhishan, came to Taiji City, and I invited her to eat and play with her according to what you said, but when I wanted to knock her, she beat me up! Damn! Did you give me a fake book? Although my previous book had no effect, no one beat me, you little guy, now you know who I am, right? Why don't you invite me honestly?!What is the purpose of deceiving me?!"
"Oh, you've wronged me!"
Miao Miao laughed in her heart. I didn't expect this guy to be the No. 1 master dead fish in Yan Xi's mouth. This guy's cultivation is high, but this IQ and EQ are really touching, and if he can live until now, this guy must be the illegitimate son of Tiandao, right?
smiled in his heart, but his face was still tight. Thinking about it, this hateful guy actually broke his own and Ling Xiao Langjun's fine, so he couldn't get angry. If she doesn't retaliate back, is she still Yang Miaomiao?
"You say I lied to you, but I asked you if you wanted benefits? Liars always deceive people to achieve certain goals, do you think I have it? I have asked you to receive spirit stones? No, have I asked you to ask for other magic weapons? No, have you made any requests? No, I don't want anything, how can you say that I am a liar?"
"Okay, it seems to make sense......"
Ge Yu was stunned for a moment and nodded hard, "Count, you have a point." ”
"Okay, let's talk about people beating you. ”
Miao Miao took out a ** spiritual spring water and drank it, and said leisurely: "No one beat you in the treasure book before, and no one paid attention to you, didn't you?
"Hit me as a response?!"
Ge Yu's eyes widened, looking like a ghost.
"Of course!"
Miao Miao snorted coldly, "Haven't you heard of the words 'beating and kissing, scolding is love, not beating or scolding and not loving each other'?"
"Have that?"
Ge Yu's eyes widened again, "Why haven't I heard of it?"
"The world is so big that there are no surprises. Although you are the number one master in the mainland and have lived for thousands of years, the world is so big and the customs are different, how can you know all the local slang?"
After a pause, he said, "You don't care about these details." You just ponder, does what I say make sense?"
"This ......"
"Ponder, ponder, experience!"
"Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, not beating or scolding, not love?"
Ge Yu frowned, muttered repeatedly, and slowly began to make up for it automatically in his mind.
There seems to be a ...... So a little bit of truth?
"According to you, those women are actually to me?"
"You have managed to get their attention, I should say so. Alas, in this world, whether it is a man or a woman, if you want to get each other's heart, you have to keep brushing in front of that person. You think, you have appeared in front of that person a lot, even if he wants to forget you, it will be difficult to do it! Good women are afraid of men, Ge Yu senior, you are so thin-skinned, so easy to retreat, I think it is difficult for you to find someone to spend your life with......"
"I ......"
Ge Yu blushed, glanced at Miao Miao, and said, "Actually, in fact, the deity feels quite compatible with you." Otherwise, I will take you as an apprentice, and the deity will protect you and take care of you, and if you become a daughter in the future, you will be my daughter-in-law......"
"Poof!"
Miao Miao squirted out a mouthful of spring water, and said with wide eyes: "Master and apprentice?!You, how can you think of it?!You, you are so shameless! Damn, you are really a pervert, stay away from me!"
"Why not? I'm actually a good match for you. ”
Ge Yu stood up suddenly, his body suddenly began to twist, and then began to transform in Miao Miao's stunned eyes.
"You, you, you ......"
Miao Miao's eyes fell, and after staying for a few seconds, she suddenly reached out and slapped herself, screaming, "I, I'm hallucinating!"
The handsome Western guy in front of her was gone, replaced by a giant version of the husky, who was squatting in front of her at the moment, with a tongue and head sticking outward, two blue eyes and bones rolling, and a proud voice came out from that body, "I am the most successful shemale in history! My father used to be the strongest monk in the mainland, and my mother is a four-eyed blue-eyed moon wolf, this is a Pixiu bloodline! I am also a divine beast!"
I can practice human spells and have the talent of spirit demons, and I am the only one in this world who can be your master...... Well, it's not bad to be a husband in the future, Xiao Miaomiao, come, come, come, let's play a kissing game......"