66. I lie in bed and can't get up

Under the leadership of Chen Zhi, Liu Chan came to the door of Liu Bei's tent, stood outside the door and listened, it was so lively, and secretly thought, "Sure enough, this group of people is eating and drinking again, and they will only be stocked for their offspring, and I won't be caught this time, hum!" Eat a wave of support. ”

"Young master, it's here, you can go in quickly, let the lord take a good look." Chen Zhi saw Liu Chan's strange face, and thought that when he arrived outside the camp tent, Liu Chan regretted it and coaxed it, Chen Zhi had the intention to let Liu Bei teach Liu Chan a lesson, so he took the initiative to open the curtain for Liu Chan and took the lead in going in to report, "Lord, the young master is here, just outside the door." ”

"Let Adou in." Liu Bei's voice was a little crying, and he praised Liu Chan for the first time in his heart, just to use Liu Chan to sell another wave of misery.

"Daddy, I can't wait any longer, I'm hungry, I'm so hungry, I must burn it...... Burned Cao Jun and captured Cao Cao alive... Exercise. Liu Chan walked into the camp tent, touched his stomach, Dingqing looked at it, angry, there was no imaginary fire suckling pig, there was no fire suckling pig, but Lu Su sat under Liu Bei, and Liu Bei was the same, crying into tears, how could this make Liu Chan speak, in a hurry, he changed his style of words, and turned into a teenager, "Hey, why is Uncle Zijing here?" Does anyone in Soochow want to marry me again? This Dongwu is really beautiful and spiritual, I just came to Jingzhou for a while, and I married three at once. ”

Originally, the atmosphere was stagnant, Lu Su couldn't cry, and Liu Bei cried even more sadly, what kind of son is born in this life, Adou is afraid that he will be abolished, and marrying three beauties at the same time, how can his body withstand it.

"Adou, don't talk nonsense, just sit down and listen. This Cao army is powerful, it is not so easy to deal with, don't babble, startle the snake, Cao Cao saw the details clearly. Liu Bei wiped his tears, the onion that had been smeared on his clothes became more and more effective, his face was wet from crying, and he pointed at Lu Su with his finger, "Adou, don't lose your manners, Zijing is from Dongwu, and he is Xiangxiang's mother's family, in addition to visiting Xiangxiang this time, he is here to discuss how the two families of Liu and Sun should join forces to deal with Cao Cao." ”

Visiting Sun Shangxiang is fake, and it is true to embarrass Liu Bei.

"Yes, virtuous nephew, Cao Cao is too strong, too dark, and not easy to deal with. However, if everyone is like the virtuous nephew, who wants to burn Cao Jun and not put it in trouble, then there is still a chance. Lu Su first insinuated Liu Bei's hypocrisy, and saw that Liu Chan was young and better than Liu Bei, so he set Liu Chan up, "Virtuous nephew, Cao Cao has a million, and has been garrisoning in Chibi for a long time, so it is not a way to drag it all the time, but we want to burn Cao Jun, there are too many difficulties, I don't know what kind of wisdom the virtuous nephew has?" Give me some pointers. ”

Regarding Liu Chan's arrival, in Lu Su's view, it is clear that he is here to make trouble, Liu Chan, a bear child, is not a martial artist, once he comes here, the negotiation will definitely not be able to continue, so he let the big-eared thief Liu Bei take the opportunity to hide again, and there is no need to bled to ask Cao.

"Well said, well said! People respect me for three points, and I also pay for others. Since Uncle Zijing has said it, if there are any difficulties, just say it, it's all wrapped up in me, and it's all done for you. Liu Chan patted his chest, took care of everything, improved the relationship between Liu and Sun, and took Liu Bei's predicament by the way, and even instigated Lu Su to come, "Uncle Zijing, we are a family, don't talk about the two families, this burning Cao Jun can't be delayed, if you lack anything, you don't care about anything else, just say it." When Cao Jun is defeated, he is still afraid of lacking this little thing, do you say? ”

Liu Chan spread his hands, anyway, although Lu Su said, Liu Chanquan will follow, whether he can give it or not, it is Liu Bei's business, and it is not Liu Chan's turn to have a headache, and it is the military advisor Zhuge Liang who should have a headache.

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the host's decision to overstep his authority and promise to solve the difficulties for Lu Su, causing the disgust caused by everyone's dissatisfaction, and receiving a reward: the fisherman's wild grass. Since the host was stationed at the mouth of Hanjin, potatoes and sweet potato vines were planted in large quantities, so that fishermen could obtain a good harvest of grain while fishing. The enthusiasm of the fishermen to open up the land was high, and they took the initiative to send the cut grass to the barracks and give it to the host. Wild grass can be burned as fertilizer, or as a precursor to fires, and there are other wonderful uses, so please accept the gift from the fishermen. ”

"Adou, how can you treat talking as child's play? The burning of Cao Jun is full of difficulties and difficulties, and it is true that Dongwu has difficulties, don't we have them? We are worse than Soochow, we are men on top of men, and we welcome men. Adou, if you don't understand, don't talk nonsense, if you hurt the friendship between our army and Dongwu, it will be miserable, Sun Quan doesn't have a second sister to marry us. Zhuge Liang, as a military advisor, was the first to jump out, voted against Liu Chan, looked back and continued to complain to Liu Bei, and wanted to expel Liu Chan, "Lord, Adou is young and doesn't do anything, I'm here to talk about major events in the army, the lord should let Adou go out first, don't wait for a quick promise, our army can't do it, and it's easy to ruin your reputation." ”

Zhuge Liang desperately made up for Liu Chan's exaggerated words just now, but Lu Su finally waited for a stunned young man, but he would not let Zhuge Liang coax him away, as soon as Liu Chan left, leaving Liu Bei and Lu Su to cry together in the same place, what can be a few meanings.

"Young master, be heroic! has the majesty of the king, and he will definitely get ahead in the future. Don't hide it from the young master, my lord is the same as the young master, and he has always wanted to burn Cao Jun, but unfortunately the land of Dongwu is poor and poor, and there is nothing to ignite and burn everywhere. Lu Su's face was distressed, and Liu Bei wiped his tears, but his skills were not as strong as Liu Bei's, Lu Su's eyes were real, but they were too few, only three or five drops, and they were not a tribute, "I wonder if the young master can lend my army some things that cause fire?" For example, tung oil, blackstone coal, if you really don't have it, charcoal or hay will also do. ”

"Little things. It's just a little fuel, wrapped in the young master's body. Uncle Zijing, when you arrive, let Sun Quanjun attack with confidence, Cao Cao's ship is poured with tung oil and other fire-causing things, and this young master is also covered, in addition, this young master is in charge, and he will send you enough hay, which is enough for buddy. Liu Chan smiled, this Sun Quan is really a little child, as soon as he works hard, he wants to ask others for a small bargain, Liu Chan agreed, "Uncle Zijing, is there anything else?" This difficulty, this young master can solve it with a raised hand, there is no need to discuss it, it is better to set it at noon tomorrow and burn Cao Jun, if it is too early, I will lie in bed and not be able to get up. ”

Liu Chan's words, Liu Bei stopped crying, his face darkened, but Lu Su looked at Liu Chan, and his heart blossomed.

This Liu Chan is simply the savior of Soochow and the savior of Lu Su.

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Liu Bei's heartache due to the host's promise to provide tung oil and hay to Dongwu, and get the reward: the boat that suspended fishing. ”