65. The bear child's right to speak
"Zhang Bao, you stop me, even if your father Yide is here today, I can't protect you, you little rabbit cub, you have a bad idea to hit my Chen Zhi's body." Chen Zhi's martial arts are stronger than Zhang Bao, but he is not as eccentric as Zhang Bao, he is slippery, he really can't catch Zhang Bao for a while, and he can't really face each other in life and death, Chen Zhi is speechless, holding back his anger, and vowing to teach a wave of Zhang Bao, "Zhang Bao, don't think that if you come to the barracks, this matter will be revealed." Last time, the lord's weapon was stolen, and the general already regretted and blamed himself, and he was extremely sad and strengthened his defense, but you still dared to come, and as soon as you stole it, you stole the lord's seal and arrows. ”
"Commander Chen, you are really a villain, no, didn't you succeed in stealing? Why are you biting me and not letting go? Let me tell you Chen, Lao Tzu and I are the ninth generation of the old Zhang family, if you make me three long and two short, do you think my father will slaughter you as a pig? Zhang Bao may have been beaten too much by Zhang Fei, whipping and beating every day, the steps under his feet were tigery, and he slipped much faster than Chen Zhi, and after a while, he hid behind Liu Chan and pushed Liu Chan out as a backer, "Emperor Dou, help my brother, this Chen Zhi is crazy, he has to deal with Lao Tzu, and he framed me for stealing things, is Lao Tzu that kind of person?" How can my generation of scholars say that it is stealing, this is borrowing, but it can't be borrowed. ”
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Zhang Bao's beliefs and distorting the facts, Chen Zhi felt the bad feeling caused by Zhang Bao's insult in IQ, and received a reward: making something out of nothing (short!) Single, one-time skills). This reward allows the target to generate an event in his mind out of thin air, so as to eliminate anger, improve his mood, and even temporarily lose his memory, forgetting why he is angry, which can be called happier than 'happy water'. Chen Zhi's anger has reached the extreme, in order not to be affected by Zhang Bao, it is recommended that the host use it on Chen Zhi. ”
Hearing Chen Zhi's arrogant words, Liu Chan decided to keep Zhang Bao, and when he arrived at Liu Chan's territory, was there anything that Liu Chan couldn't keep? Chen Zhi wanted to mock Liu Chan, as a young master, Liu Chan must be majestic, and slapped Chen Zhi in the face on the spot.
"Commander Chen, you are not by my father's side, you broke into my military camp, what do you want? If you don't say three or five days, be careful that the young master orders you to be tied up. "Hehe, just one Chen, Liu Chan is not in his eyes, not to mention that Zhang Bao recognizes Liu Chan as a brother, even if Wei Yan, who is not successful, encounters this matter, Liu Chan has to protect his shortcomings, "The matter of the bud is my business, the third uncle is my father's brother, and the bud is my brother, and I also ask Commander Chen to give this young master a face." ”
Liu Chan saw that Chen Zhi was approaching, and directly threw a 'face fruit' to Chen Dao, and pulled the name of the young master rewarded by Liu Bei to suppress Chen Dao.
"Congratulations! Trigger something out of nothing. Chen Zhi had forgotten Zhang Bao's nonsense, and thought in his mind that Liu Bei had sent him to the barracks, and he had sent Liu Chan to see Liu Bei. ”
"Young master, why are you still here? If you are in a hurry, the Lord is looking for you, so go quickly with this commander. Chen Zhi forgot all of a sudden, not to mention the grievances with Zhang Bao, and couldn't even remember what to eat at noon, "Also, the two of you, Zhang Bao, didn't the lord give you permission to join the army in advance and become a soldier under the command of the young master?" Don't go to training quickly, don't embarrass your father, be careful that the commander goes to complain to Yide; Yo, silver screen girl, why are you here, this barracks is not a place for girls to play, go back. ”
Chen Zhi is like picking up five million, and suddenly he is in a good mood, and his cold and serious face for many years has actually learned to smile.
"Commander Chen, stay with this young master, this young master is in a good mood, so I will go with you, otherwise I won't be able to do anything, see how you explain to my father." Liu Chan originally wanted to scold Chen Zhi for a few words, but found that Chen Zhi's face was always smiling, and he stretched out his hand not to hit the smiling person, so he had to forget it, turned around and pulled Zhang Bao, and seriously doubted Zhang Bao's brain, probably because Zhang Fei drank too much, which caused Zhang Bao's IQ to enter the water, "Baozi, you said that you didn't stay in the barracks well, and ran to steal the seal ribbon and Ling Jian?" Can these things be eaten as food, or can they be used as feather dusters? ”
"Emperor Dou, you don't know, just now I and Xingzi were in the barracks, and Sister Yinping came to make trouble, and Xingzi gave me an idea, and it was useful. He said that he stabilized Sister Yinping, and was responsible for looking for you, asking me to steal the seal ribbon and arrows, and then tell Sister Yinping to obey the military order, let her take a bath, and then call you to come and take a peek. Zhang Bao was very arrogant, in front of Guan Yinping's face, he was sold by Guan Xing and helped Guan Xing count the money, but Zhang Bao was full of loyalty, "Really, Emperor Dou, at most, you peek at Sister Yinping taking a bath, I just don't look at it." My father said, let me follow the young master well, saying that you have few soldiers and horses now, as long as I contribute more, the soldiers and horses will be there. Therefore, I simply took the seal ribbon and the arrow, and divided all the soldiers and horses among you. ”
This stupid bud!
Zhang Fei is just reckless, and his heart is transparent, who knows that Zhang Fei gave birth to a son, but Zhang Bao did not inherit Zhang Fei's shrewdness, he is an honest man.
A pure heart, Liu Chan was moved, but he was a little stupid and his brain was not bright.
"Okay, budd, you go back to the barracks, go to Xingzi, just say that I promoted the two of you to be my left and right guards, you are responsible for keeping vigil for me, let him pour the toilet for me, don't think how smart you are, this kind of slippery head of the pit brothers, is smart but is mistaken by cleverness." Liu Chan raised his leg and kicked Zhang Bao, giving Zhang Bao one more chance to escape, don't wait for Chen to come back to his senses, Zhang Bao is difficult to fly, "Let's go, Commander Chen, it just so happens that I also have something to find my father, we should launch an attack, don't give Cao Cao a chance to be arrogant." ”
Chen Zhi's possession effect had just faded, and when he heard Liu Chan's words, he couldn't laugh anymore, did Liu Chan, the young master, have lost his brain? Cao Cao has an army of one million, and Liu Bei's army is only five thousand, Liu Chan actually said that he would take the initiative to attack?
Is this Cao Cao arrogant, or are you Liu Chan arrogant? Adou, who couldn't support the wall, was hopeless.
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the bad feelings that Chen Zhi thought was that the host was arrogant and incompetent and had a worrying future, and received a reward: the bear child's right to speak (monomer!). Short! Host Skills! )。 Real geniuses and prodigies are often not accepted by the world, but will be jealous, suspicious, and even opposed, which also makes geniuses and prodigies more twists and turns, and it is easy to attract jealousy of talents, and unfortunately die early. In order for the host to start and finish well, the host is specially given the right to speak as a bear child, and the time effect is one hour, when the host begins to speak, no one or any way can interrupt the host. ”
"Commander Chen, what are you still stunned about? Could it be that when you come to the military camp of the young master, you still want the young master to make rice? Thinking too much, I still have to rub my dad's. Long live the gnawing of the old! ”