36. Don't talk too much

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Liu Bei's evil feelings when he found out that the male and female double-stranded swords were missing, and received the reward: the beauty of the trace. I heard that Qiao Gong felt too bored recently, so he took the big and small Qiao to swim downstream, enjoy the scenery and relax, Qiao Gong's boat is about to arrive near Chibi, and the host can create a chance encounter, go to the beauty of the big and small Qiao for a while, and make friends with this pair of sisters, so as not to fall into the hands of Cao Cao and be poisoned. ”

Liu Bei couldn't lift the iron hammer of more than 500 catties, besides, Liu Bei practiced male and female swordsmanship, not hammer method, such a big giant hammer, Liu Bei couldn't dance.

"Rebel, where is my male and female sword? I heard Uncle Zhi say, you also collected the weapons in the army? You're going against you, you loser, return your weapons quickly. Liu Bei ran to Liu Chan and stood there, looking for the weapon Chen Zhi had said, but found nothing, except for the mountains of wild grass and a stove, he found nothing.

Could it be that Chen is lying? No way!

Chen Zhi has been by Liu Bei's side for a long time, and he has long been smoked by Liu Bei's stinky socks to lose his mind.

"Lord, I was still here just now, a whole cart of weapons, as well as the lord's male and female double-strand swords, my subordinates saw it with their own eyes, and I asked my lord to see it." Chen Zhi dared to pack the ticket, these weapons must be in Liu Chan's hands, but I don't know what tricks Liu Chan has changed and where he has hidden, it is really strange, there are no whereabouts and clues at all.

Chen Zhi didn't pay close attention to Liu Chan's stove before, otherwise Chen Zhi would definitely be surprised, the hammer in the furnace fire was more than a circle, it was as big as the bluestone Liu Chan was sitting on, better than the size of the basin.

"Daddy, did you lose something when you came in such a panic? Weapons? There is no weapon here except my son's hammer. Liu Chan began to pretend to be stupid, and he didn't admit it, and glanced at Tai Shici and Zhang He left and right, "Ziyi, Zhang He, Commander Chen said that he saw a weapon here, did you see it?" If there is, tell Commander Chen that it is not easy for people to run around, and he also says it at a glance, as if it is true. ”

"Back to the lord, my subordinates didn't see it, probably Commander Chen was dazzled, I heard that General Zhang San still wants to find Commander Chen to drink today, could it be that Commander Chen is drinking high?" Zhang He knew that the bitter master had come to the door, and he couldn't admit it in front of Liu Bei no matter what, otherwise Liu Chan's living crime would be pardoned, and Zhang He's death would be inevitable.

"Lord, my subordinates just pulled a cart of yellow lotus and sent it to the soldiers in the mine to relieve the heat, should Commander Chen see it as a weapon? No, the board car is still here, if you don't believe it, you can ask the soldiers who opened the mine to see if it is bitter? Tai Shici shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands, and deliberately gaged, fabricating a story that showed his feet.

The bitterness of the god stepping on the horse is not bitter, for the people who open the mine, every minute is bitter, this has nothing to do with whether or not to eat the yellow lotus, if you really eat the yellow lotus, you can't say that there is suffering.

"Adou, for my father to persuade you to confess and be lenient, paper can't contain fire, hurry up and return the weapon, for your father you can still plead for you in front of the generals, if you really want to wait until the generals complain and the military heart is boiling, your father can only deal with you with military justice." Liu Bei was kind and good, and he didn't want to be hard with Liu Chan, for fear that there would be a gap between father and son.

These weapons, that is Liu Bei's lifeblood, are more important than Liu Chan, Liu Bei must give an explanation to the soldiers of the three armies.

"Lord, the subordinates really didn't lie to you, at the beginning, the young master asked Zhang He to find his subordinates to borrow the male and female double-strand swords, saying that the young master practiced the swordsmanship of the family, and the subordinates did not dare not borrow, so the lord's weapons were given to Zhang He, and then he couldn't rest assured, his subordinates followed Zhang He here, and saw Tai Shici pushing a cart full of military weapons here, the lord can send someone to the barracks to ask, find out if the weapons are lost, and the truth can be revealed." Chen Zhi was indignant, although he didn't know how Liu Chan did it, but Liu Beijun only had so many weapons, Tai Shici took a car, and now there must be few people in the barracks who have weapons.

"Commander Chen, what's wrong with you today? Why do you bite this young master? Do you have an opinion about this young master? said that there is no weapon here, but there is no one, irritable! Liu Chan wants to take care of his reputation, he doesn't want to talk back to Liu Bei and be accused of unfilial piety, in the face of Chen Dao, Liu Chan has no scruples, and turned around and lifted the cooled five-hundred-pound hammer with one hand, "Don't hide it from Commander Chen, my father has never taught me the swordsmanship of the male and female double-strand swordsmanship at all, I don't even have weapons, how can my father pull out the seedlings and teach me swordsmanship in advance?" But this young master told you, I am extremely talented, and I have learned a set of drums and hammer methods, I wonder if Commander Chen can teach you one or two tricks? ”

After Liu Chan finished speaking, he directly waved the hammer and rushed over, the hammer was heavy and heavy, and it was so huge that everyone's mouths were so shocked that they could stuff an egg.

Tiger father has no dog!

Liu Bei was born with divine power, this is not a secret, as we all know, otherwise Liu Bei would not be able to subdue Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, who are also born with divine power, but he never thought that Liu Bei's son Liu Chan could actually dance with such a heavy hammer.

Another freak born with divine powers.

"Young master be careful, the weapon is too heavy, and it is easy to hurt yourself. When it comes to no, I will ask the young master for a few tricks, learn from each other, and point to the end..."Chen Zhi gushed endlessly, he wanted to preach Liu Chan for Liu Bei, after all, Liu Bei was old and had a son, and he was reluctant to teach a lesson, so Chen Zhi shared his worries for the lord and said a few more words.

Chen Zhi's mouth did not stop, and his hand was not idle, he took off his big knife from his waist, pulled a knife flower, and made a defensive posture in a decent manner. Liu Chan is a young master, he can't attack wildly as soon as he gets started, so he can't win like that, he can be Liu Bei's personal commander, Chen Zhi has full confidence in his own martial arts.

Rumble!

With a hammer down, Chen Zhi flew out directly, the big knife in his hand didn't have time to get out of his hand, and it was suddenly broken into two, the tiger's mouth had already been broken, and the blood flowed endlessly.

"Don't do things too much, don't talk too much, be a person and do things, no matter how strong your ability is, you still have to keep a low profile, I hope that Commander Chen can be cautious in his words and deeds in the future, and don't slander people casually, especially this young master." Liu Chan tested the hammer, and found that the effect was very satisfying, and he swung it out, there was still some strength left, the only drawback was that the attack distance of the hammer was too short, so he could only use it, and carried the hammer on his shoulder, "That's right, this young master is such a strong martial arts person, low-key is terrifying, in the future, you have to help this young master make a name for himself, tell everyone that this young master is very low-key, don't force this young master to shoot, this young master will directly hammer." ”

Burst!

Chen Zhi heard that Liu Chan was pretending to be so aggressive that he could no longer suppress the injuries in his body, and vomited a mouthful of black blood.