Volume 2 The Court Chapter 17 The Trick of the Other Hand
Father-in-law Bai, who was anxious to ask for silver flowers, faced with such attractive temptation conditions, put on a serious expression of generosity and righteousness without thinking too much, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I am willing!" Come on! Don't pity me because of my beauty......"
Before he could finish speaking, he heard a "spit" sound, and another gorgeous thick object with silver threads stuck to his face with unmistakable accuracy. I heard the scallion say, "See? It's that simple. You try it! ”
Bei Juese glanced at the white father-in-law who was standing straight in the courtyard, and said with some embarrassment: "Onion, isn't this good?" ”
The shallot gave him a blank look and said, "Don't talk nonsense, let you vomit!" ”
Father-in-law Bai also shouted dissatisfiedly below: "That's it, you're too long-winded, aren't you a little sharper?" "Really, if he finishes vomiting early and finishes work early, he still has to go back to sleep, don't waste time, okay?
"But ......" is still difficult to see in the north.
The shallot pushed him and said, "Stand up, stand firm, hold your chest and abdomen, luck dantian, aim at the target!" Spit! ”
In front of him, it seems that he must vomit.
Money talks. That's not wrong at all, as long as you have money, are you afraid that no one will serve you? The white father-in-law, who is poor and has no money in his pockets and lacks confidence, can only put down his son and self-esteem for the sake of silver, and has become the spitting practice object of the shallot and the northern beauty. It really makes the listener sad and the listener tears!
However, the person concerned, Bai Gonggong, seemed to be quite happy to be the subject of this exercise, look, his mouth has never been closed, and the silver filament hanging on his face has not been wiped off, allowing the silver filament to hang and dangle. For Father-in-law Bai, it is not terrible to be spit in the face, and the most terrible thing is that there is no silver flower.
Silver, what a good thing!
Not a long night passed.
Bei Juese, who was forced to practice spitting stunts by Shallot last night, woke up early this morning and found that not only was his throat dry and sore, but his voice also became a little hoarse, and he couldn't help but wonder if Shallot's so-called manly training was deliberately playing tricks on himself. However, Shallot and himself don't seem to have any deep hatred, so they shouldn't be so boring and do so many small actions, right? Thinking of this, Bei Juese's heart suddenly calmed down. Then, I was relieved to follow behind the onion and start another day's work.
However, the scallion is a bit abnormal today, not only walking much faster than usual, but also at least three times faster than usual when working; The strangest thing is that he usually only pushes all the toilets to Bei Jue Se to wash, but today he didn't go to take a nap and washed the toilet himself!
By noon, when the other eunuchs in the incense room came back one after another, the group of Shallot and Bei Jue had already done all the work.
Shallot patted Bei Jue on the shoulder and said, "Hurry up and get something to eat, change into clean clothes, and I'll take you to a place to see and understand!" ”
Bei Juese asked curiously: "What place?" ”
Shallot smiled mysteriously and said, "Don't ask, you'll find out when you get there." ”
The place that Shallot said turned out to be an underground casino in the palace hidden in a remote courtyard.
From the outside, the courtyard looked like a small courtyard that had been deserted, and it was quiet and desolate all around, and outside the courtyard stood a little eunuch with a rat head and a rat brain. Entering the small courtyard, I saw three houses side by side, and I pushed open the closed door of the house in the middle of the house, and found that the liveliness in the house was completely incompatible with the desolation outside the courtyard!
A large crowd gathered in the middle of the room. At a glance, most of these people were dressed in eunuch costumes, and there were many familiar faces among them, such as the three heroes of the Ruan family, the eight families of the Tang and Song dynasties, and some eunuchs in the agricultural courtyard. Among the eunuchs, there are also many people dressed as palace guards. They all craned their necks to look in with all their attention, some shouted "big" or "small" in their voices, and some whispered "Supreme", "Heaven", "Earth".
Bei Juese curiously followed the onion into the crowd, it turned out that the crowd was surrounded by two gambling tables, one bet on the size and the other on the pai gow, and the two tables were full of broken silver and copper plates. And the person who put half of his body next to the gambling table, dangling from head to toe as if possessed by a supernatural object, shaking the dice cup vigorously is none other than Bai Gonggong!
"Boy," the shallot next to him showed a treacherous smile, "Let me show you how I kill all sides!" With that, he squeezed straight forward.
Half an hour later......
"Shallot man, can you not take it off?" The white father-in-law, who only had his underwear on his body, begged.
"One more hand! Play one more hand! Brother Shallot, I still have underwear to take off! Ruan Dayi hugged the onion's thigh.
The onion sitting at the gambling table crossed Erlang's legs, and there was a pile of broken silver and a lot of clothes beside him. Most of the people around the table had no shirts, only underwear. Shallot yawned, tossed a silver ingot in his hand, and said slowly with a helpless expression: "You have all lost so much that you only have your underwear left, what else do you bet with me if you are penniless?" ”
"There is a bet and there is no loss! Shallots, lend me some more money! As long as I have money, I can turn it over! Someone in the crowd shouted.
As soon as these words came out, they immediately attracted countless responses. Shallot raised his eyebrows and smiled, and said, "Okay, take back your silver and clothes, and I'll keep the account first!" ”
Everyone immediately said, "Thank you, Shallot!" ”
Looking at the shallots who were triumphantly sitting at the gambling table and keeping accounts, Bei Juese finally understood why the shallots could make others happy to serve him and make so many people respect him. It turned out that everyone owed him money; And his money was won from other people at the table with great gambling skills.
After the gamblers got their clothes and money back, a new round of gambling began. Bei Juese, who has no money on his body and has no interest in gambling, decides to leave this underground casino and go back to the farm house to rest. I wanted to talk to the shallot before leaving, but when I saw that he was winning the rise, the gambling table was also surrounded by water, so I gave up.
The road back to the farm yard from that remote courtyard is more tortuous, but I have finished today's work, and I have nothing to do, so I will slow down and go back. It's been a few days since I entered the palace, and I've been tired and tired until today I have the opportunity to relax, of course, I have to enjoy this rare leisure moment.
While walking, I enjoyed the scenery in the palace, and before I knew it, I came to the place where I had to go back to the agricultural courtyard - the painting pond.