Under the fierce eye attack of the strong shallot, Bei Juese had no choice but to follow his meaning, sit on the edge of the bed and obediently open those very "noble" "profound" books to read, and seriously feel the "art" contained in the books.

Bei Juese doesn't want to be the kind of superficial "ordinary secular person" that Shallot said, but the book is full of glamorous comic strips in realistic style, among which there are many girls with realistic images and no clothes! In the face of such a fragrant stimulus, his nosebleed naturally flowed out, and the strange qi in his body surged up again. Hurriedly threw away the book in his hand, took the needle out again and pricked the acupuncture points on his body, and tossed for a while to stop the nosebleed.

Shallot sighed beside him, and while cleaning up the books that were thrown to the ground by Bei Juese, he said disdainfully: "If you lift weights, you vomit blood, and let you read books to watch and study, and you have nosebleeds." Are you still not human? It is a miracle that he can see blood at every turn, and he has survived until now. ”

Bei Juese replied a little depressed: "Because of my strange illness......"

"Okay." Shallot interrupted him, "It seems that you can't train you in the usual way. So far, I have to let you learn the simplest and most basic theories first. ”

Shallot walked out, grabbed the lantern and climbed onto the roof again. Bei Juese climbed up, and after climbing to the roof, he saw the onion standing condescendingly with his hands clasped around his chest. Looking at the past from the perspective of Bei Juese, his current image looks really a bit - tall.

"Boy, I'll teach you the first rule of manhood right now!" The tall shallots said imposingly.

Bei Juese, who had just climbed up, couldn't help but ask the question in his heart: "Onion, why did you climb to the roof to teach?" Is this 'code of manhood' special? ”

Shallot looked up at the sky and said, "Nothing special. It's just that tonight is so starry, standing on a high point, can better show my tall and glorious image! ”

It turned out to be a high-profile narcissistic flare-up. Bei Juese secretly wiped a handful of sweat and was speechless.

Shallot cleared his throat, sat down and said, "Listen! The first rule of manhood is: If no one offends me, I will not offend anyone; If anyone sins against me, he will be given double the reward. He glanced at Bei Juese, "The specific method of this code is: if you are bullied, you must redouble the way of the other person, you must flatten the person who bullied you to the point that you are not human, and you must make the other party regret that you should not be provoked!" ”

This theory is completely contrary to the way the West has been taught to behave in the past. Bei Juese asked: "If I am bullied by someone who is stronger than myself, how can I have a way to flatten the person who bullied me to an inhuman form?" ”

Shallot said, "Stupid! Ask such a simple question! If you are bullied by someone stronger than yourself, of course, you will endure it quietly, wait for the right time, and shoot back with a double counterattack when it is time to shoot! He raised two fingers, "This is the second rule of manhood: use your brain and don't use your hands, and it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years." ”

These so-called "manly codes" were all novel theories that Bei Juese had never heard of, and he couldn't help but widen his eyes, and raised his head to look at the onion with an absolutely clear, innocent and immaculate gaze. He had no idea how lethal his gaze could be, and how tempting it was to commit crimes—especially to good men. In the first place, his invincible elder brother was completely captured by this gaze; However, just as a madman will never think that he is abnormal, the ignorant Xiaobei has no idea that this is his own problem, but he is very stubborn and one-sided that the senior brother who entangled him is a pervert, Le Longyang, who abducted him, is a pervert, and Father-in-law Xin, who intends to force him, is a pervert among perverts.

For the shallot, the most lethal of Bei Juese's clear and flawless eyes is to make him desperately lose his pimple skin! The unbearable shallots reached out and knocked the top of Bei's stunning head, and said angrily: "If you want to be a man, don't look at others with such 'mother' eyes in the future!" Especially look at me! Be imposing! Momentum! Got it? ”

"I don't understand...... Bei Jue touched the innocent head depressedly, and lowered his head a little aggrieved. He also knew that he was very imposing, and he also wanted to have a little imposing. But over the years, only people have taught themselves how to be like a lady, and no one has ever taught them how to be imposing.

"Alright, alright!" The shallot rubbed his arms vigorously to let the pimple skin retreat, "Don't be so depressed, momentum can be exercised." ”

Bei Juese raised his head and asked hopefully, "Really?" ”

The shallot nodded and said, "To exercise momentum, start with spitting first!" ”

Bei Juese asked uncertainly: "What?!" Spit? Spit? ”

"Yes!" A crisp affirmative answer.

Using spit to exercise momentum is not only unheard of, but it also sounds a little disgusting.

Ignoring the disgusting expression on Bei Juese's face, Shallot said, "Everyone can spit out, but not everyone can spit out momentum." I'll show you the real technique of spitting, and I'll see you! ”

After speaking, the shallot stood up and straightened his waist, facing the courtyard, and the true qi of the luck dantian surged, quickly raising the phlegm from the chest to the throat, accumulating the phlegm to a certain extent, and he heard him "cluck" for a moment, and then "spit out" loudly, and some objects shining with gorgeous silver threads spit out from his mouth, and fell quickly into the courtyard in the shape of a parabola. Then, I heard an "oops" sound from under the courtyard.

Bei Juese, who had never taken his eyes off the shallot, heard the shout, and hurriedly looked into the courtyard, only to find that Grandpa Bai didn't know when he came in. It turned out that just when the shallot was lucky in the dantian, Bai Gonggong walked in; Then, when the shallot spit out the silver-threaded object, the white grandfather just walked within the range of the parabola, so those gorgeous sticky objects fell on the white father-in-law's forehead very coincidentally.

Bai Gonggong wiped the pile of sticky objects on his forehead that were still warm with his hand, leaned over the tip of his nose and smelled it, his face immediately showed a disgusting expression, and he screamed: "Who attacked me!" ”

Shallot replied cheerfully: "It's me!" ”

Father-in-law Bai looked up at the eaves, and when he saw that it was an onion, he immediately withdrew his hand and put on a smiling face, saying, "It turned out to be a shallot?" It's so elegant, it's so elegant. ”

The shallot said, "If you have nothing to do, go to the Three Treasures Palace, say, what is the matter with you coming to me?" ”

Father-in-law Bai nodded and said, "It's worthy of being a very smart onion." Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just that I want to borrow some more money from you. ”

Shallot glanced at Father-in-law Bai, his eyes rolled around, and a very unscrupulous bad idea came to his mind. He sneered and said, "Xiaobai, I can lend you money, but you have to do me a favor." ”

Father-in-law Bai asked a little uneasily, "What, what's busy?" ”

Shallot squinted his eyes and smiled and said, "It's very simple, you just stand there and don't move." ”

"That's it?" Father-in-law Bai nodded again and again, "This is easy!" I'll stand still, and I'll stand as long as you want! ”

"Good." Shallot turned his head to look at the north, "You come here, stand up, put on a good posture, just like I just demonstrated, and spit towards the position where Xiaobai stood." To vomit phlegm well, to vomit with momentum, you must be lucky dantian, aim at the target, and spit out the phlegm in one breath! ”

Bei Juese was about to speak, but Bai Gonggong had already called out below: "Onion, you don't want that nasty kid to spit on me, right?" ”

Shallot smiled evilly and said, "Wrong, it's not just this kid, it's me." ”

Father-in-law Bai hurriedly protested: "No! ”

Shallot said unhurriedly: "If you want, I can not only lend you money, but also pay off half of the debt you owe, how about it?" ”