The task of black and white impermanence is to go to the present world to hook the soul and ask for his life, and it is the first time he has seen it to the door, these two goods are also a tendon in the brain, not Lao Tzu himself, resolutely do not want to. The two looked at Lao Kong with disgusted eyes, the people in the past saw these two goods, they were like hiding from the plague god, hiding everywhere, this bastard in front of him actually ignored the existence of the two of them, and what a big shadow fell in the hearts of the two goods!

Lao Kong swaggered directly in front of these two goods, thinking to himself, "What black and white impermanence, what kind of soul hooking, look at your cowardice, Lao Tzu stretched his neck and asked you to set, you don't dare to set, what kind of calf"

One, I'm just sassy

"Nima, what the hell is this, why are you so arrogant? I really want to go over and cut him up," said the white-faced guy in an airlike voice

"Alright, Lao Bai, let him go, someone will clean him up in a while, let's go and let's go with our work," said the black-faced guy

"Damn, why aren't you angry, old black? We are so old, and others are afraid of us, how can anyone dare to be so arrogant in front of us," said the white-faced guy

"You're not convinced?"

"Not convinced"

"That's okay, let's go."

These two goods are also a cautious eye, but the person who settles accounts afterwards is still the first time he has seen it in the Netherworld. Lao Kong is swaggering and fluttering in the wind

"Grandson, stop," the white-faced guy came back and chased after him

Lao Kong wondered, who is the grandson, Lao Kong looked around left and right, and there was no one. Nima wouldn't be talking about me, would he?

"Who do you call?" Lao Kong said in an atmosphere

"Yo, little one, my temper is not small, so I'll call you," said the white-faced guy

"Nima, you see what your face is white, you look like a kidney-deficient goods, you still want to have grandchildren with your virtue? Let's talk nonsense", Lao Kong said lightly

"Who do you say has a kidney deficiency?" Lao Bai stammered

"Damn, I'm stammering, I see that you are not only kidney deficiency, but also angry, but also stammering! No wonder people say that black and white are impermanence and don't like to talk, it turns out that you are a stammer" Old Kongxiao's waist was bent

"Damn, I didn't speak, why did you bring Lao Tzu with you", the black-faced guy on the side couldn't hold back

"Yo, I forgot about you, you see your face is as black as pot ash, how many years have you not washed your face? It's okay to come out and scare the child, I'm not afraid of you. Lao Kong became more and more energetic the more he spoke

"You, you, you......" The black-faced guy turned into a red face angrily

"Yo, you're also a stammer, oops, you're a perfect match, one has kidney deficiency, the other doesn't wash your face, and it's a pair of stammers, why do you think this underworld is looking for you two to go out to endorse? There must be something wrong with Hades' eyes", Kong Yiji said more and more

"Old black, sharpen, sharpen...... "The white-faced guy was furious

"Sharpen, cut your sister, just your two virtues and cut me, Lao Tzu has suffered all the bird's anger in the yang world, and he is still bullied by you in the underworld, and there is no heavenly reason" Lao Kong roared angrily

"You are angry in the sun, what do you care about our brothers?" , said the white-faced guy

"Why don't you care about the two of you, when Lao Tzu was about to burp, you had to lock me with two chains, but you two were blown away by the wind, at that time, my legs were broken, I was cold and hungry, no one cared, I couldn't even drink hot water, you said I was miserable?" , Lao Kong was a little excited

"It's a bit miserable," said the black-faced guy

"After listening to what you said, I seem to feel a little better, well, it's miserable," said the white-faced guy

"For his miserable sake, I won't worry about him, let's go and I'll be busy," the two goods walked away hand in hand

"Nima, what the hell, you didn't come to comfort me, it's really warm and cold, and the world is cold!" Lao Kong said sadly

2. Who is in the hall?

Lao Kong wiped his tears, forget it, let the past go with the wind. Now that Lao Tzu is dead, I must no longer be affected by those birds when I get down, my ghost is born and I am in charge.

This thing swaggered in the direction of the bright light in front of him, hey, there is even a gate, what the hell is this, am I not in the underworld? There is still a gate in the underworld, and my old Kong has also read the book of sages, and the book has never said that there is a gate in the underworld!

Lao Kong was about to knock on the door, and heard the ghost crying wolf howling inside, which was very miserable. Mom, what the hell is this? It's not going to be hell inside, is it? Why is the howling sound so miserable?

I'm afraid he's a bird, anyway, I'm also a person who has died once, what kind of pain I haven't suffered, what pain I haven't experienced? It's a big deal, so what's the harm in going through it again.

Lao Kong plucked up his courage, raised his hand and slammed the door hard, at this time, the cold gate slowly opened, and two green-faced and fanged guys came out, looking at Kong Yiji in front of him, he was stunned at first.

"Who's going to make a mess here, get out of the calf," roared the green-faced fanged fellow

"Nima, Lao Tzu is here to be reincarnated, you are a fierce fart", I don't know where Lao Kong got the courage to go back directly

"Yo, little Wang Ba calf, the tone is not small, come to grandpa to teach you how to make a ghost", this thing came over with a big knife

"Sven Sven, Lao Tzu is here to be reincarnated, not a dry fight" Lao Kong was a little scared

"Yo, come here", the bull-faced guy lifted Kong Yiji up and brought Kong Yiji in like a chicken.

The scene inside, Lao Kong was so frightened that he didn't dare to look directly, no wonder there was a gate outside, otherwise it would have scared people to death, there was an oil pot inside, all kinds of torture tools were readily available, and those skinny ghosts were being thrown into the oil pot one by one, so it's no howl.

When the green-faced and fanged guy saw Kong Yiji's cowardice, he immediately laughed and said, "Little Wang Ba Calf, weren't you very arrogant just now?" Cowardly at this time? Do you still want to come in? It's too late for these little ghosts in the past to hide from us, you might as well send it to the door yourself, so far, you are the first, this courage makes me admire the old cow"

"See the smile, see the smile" Lao Kong said with a grin, thinking that he would have known that this was the case inside, you carried me in a sedan chair, and I didn't come. There is no record of this situation in the book, my old Kong knows astronomy and geography, and now he is really lonely here, and he has read the sage books for decades. It's really insulting, insulting

"Who is kneeling in the hall?" A loud voice asked

"The contemptible person is Kong Yiji", Lao Kong said in a low voice

"What do you say?" The old man of Hades buckled the earwax, thinking that his ears were blocked by earwax

"Contemptible ......"

"Contemptible? What kind of thing is a contemptible person, I haven't heard of this name yet" The old man of Hades turned over the life and death book in his hand

"Kong Yiji", Lao Kong said loudly

"Kong Yiji? You said earlier, I didn't eat," Hades said

"I'll tell you the truth, I really haven't eaten," Lao Kong said embarrassedly

Hades flipped through the life and death book vigorously, Nima's product hasn't reached the time for burping, why did he come over so quickly, is there something wrong? Hades looked through it again to make sure he was not mistaken.

", you're not over your life, come here and make a mess, roll the calves, kick it out," Hades said angrily

"Ah, I haven't lived until I am over, so why am I here? I don't care if it's a mistake in your work, yours are responsible for me," Lao Kong said

"Fuck off, where did you come from, then get out, Lao Tzu doesn't have time to play with you, throw it out" Hades said to the green-faced and fanged old cow

Lao Niu was unceremoniously, without waiting for Lao Kong to speak, he lifted it directly, took a breath, and threw Lao Kong out directly......