The old cow threw the old hole, it was like playing, he reached out and picked it up, and then threw it out. The throwing was crisp and sharp, and there was no sound at all. This thing seems to be full of food, and there is no place to use it, but as soon as the king of Hades spoke today, he finally found a place to work hard, so he simply threw Lao Kong out.

1. I don't know where to throw it

The old man of Hades looked at the old cow with a look of enjoyment and said, "Where did you throw him?" ”

The old cow touched the back of his head and thought for a moment, "By the way, where did I throw him?" I don't know, I'm not impressed."

"Nima......" The old man of Hades was speechless

"Lao Tzu told you to throw him out, throw him out, understand?" Hades said with a red face

"I threw it out, and the gesture of throwing it is very beautiful, don't you see?" Lao Niu said

"Oh, Nima, why are they all a bunch of fools?" Hades said helplessly

"Lao Tzu asks you, in which direction did you throw him? That bastard's longevity is not over? Hades said

"I don't know, I'm just throwing it in a circle, throwing ......, oops, mom, no, it's thrown in the wrong direction", Lao Niu said in a panic

"Damn, you're a bull-headed guy," Hades said helplessly

"I'm a bull head, but I'm not a pig brain," said the old cow

"Don't be verbose, hurry up and get Lao Tzu back, throw him out of the underworld, and let Lao Tzu clean up for a while," said the old man of Hades

The old cow touched his head and thought, what's wrong with the old man today, isn't he just a broken scholar, throw the wrong one, throw the wrong one in the past, and throw the wrong ghost into the oil pot in the past, isn't that also everywhere? Helplessly, the old man actually spoke, so go to work.

Lao Niu roughly estimated the strength just now, according to the strength just now, this goods may eventually be thrown to the Nai He Bridge. However, the bridge is the realm of Meng Po, oops, Mom, this is also a troublesome lord. I have to run over quickly, otherwise it's too late, and I really can't see this goods.

Lao Niu still has lingering palpitations about Meng Po, and quietly wrote a "love letter" to Meng Po last time, but was rejected by this uninteresting mother-in-law. In this big underworld, only my old cow is sincere to your mother-in-law, and I don't know what to do, so I haven't eaten for a few days. Now that this thing has been thrown on her ground, I'm afraid it will be a little troublesome.

Don't look at the old cow man who is tall and big, with a green face and fangs, but this thing is still very delicate in his heart. Humming and running, in the direction of the Nai He Bridge.

"Oh, Mom, I'm tired of the old cow, why is the road to the bridge so difficult today? Tired Lao Tzu's heart is about to pop out? The old cow muttered silently in his heart

Meng Po, Meng Po, don't make a stumbling block for Lao Tzu, that broken scholar was thrown by my old cow, and if he loses it, the old man of Hades will be angry.

"It's a fucking shame today, I thought Lao Tzu would throw out a beautiful picture, but I dug a big hole for Lao Tzu for myself, and finally I was tired like a grandson, what the fuck am I dripping? Hell, you still can't be too proud, if you're proud, you'll be struck by lightning! Lao Niu said, we must continue to speed up the pace, otherwise trouble will really come, according to his own expectations, the goods should soon fly to the Nai He Bridge.

But I don't know how to drop, today's legs are particularly heavy, and my steps are much slower than in the past, although I am constantly accelerating, but I still run very slowly.

"it, which grandson is scheming against me behind my back, and when Lao Tzu finishes his work, he must be skinned alive" The old cow screamed wildly

Second, what is flying here?

Meng Po was sitting at the table next to the Nai He Bridge, dressing herself up in the mirror. Just sent a few people away, and the old lady was tired enough. In the morning, all the makeup that I had worked so hard to draw was spent, so I would make up for it when no one had to do it. Just when Meng Po was seriously touching up her makeup, she suddenly heard a "knock", "Oh, Mom", Meng Po was scared, and the pen that was drawing her eyebrows was drawn in the wrong place, and the makeup that was originally perfect became unbeautiful in an instant.

"Ahh Meng Po looked at herself in the mirror, and her heart was immediately in a state of collapse

"What kind of bastard, I have to kill you if you break my mother's makeup", Meng Po howled

Kong Yiji's eyes were full of stars, he couldn't feel his direction, and he stood up in a daze.

"Fuck, who the hell did I provoke, throwing Lao Tzu so far, what the fuck is this place?" Lao Kong said loudly

"What the fuck, why is there a broken bridge, didn't you say okay, send Lao Tzu home? What the hell is this, I'm lost," Lao Kong said to himself, completely oblivious to the fact that there was a person standing behind him

When Lao Kong turned around

"Oh, my mother, ghost", the frightened old Kong immediately jumped up, and the old Kong ran to the tree by the bridge and hugged the tree, not daring to look at the people behind him

"You are still your mother-in-law's mother, the old lady will dismantle you and let you cast a pig fetus", Meng Po said with her teeth and claws

"Auntie, don't take you so scary, you are wearing such ugly makeup in the middle of the night, who is not scary when you see it?" Lao Kong said

"The old lady's makeup is also due to you, didn't you suddenly come out, can my hand be deviated?" Meng Po called

"Call the old lady and aunt? Is the old lady that old? Call sister," Meng Po called

"No, auntie, auntie, I was wrong", Lao Kong said with a frightened grin

"Shout, sister!" Meng Po said fiercely

"Nima, a hero doesn't suffer immediate losses, just call your sister," Lao Kong muttered silently

"Sister, I was wrong," Lao Kong said

"It's like a little talk, continue to call my sister, and shout until the old lady is happy", Meng Po called

I thought, I can't cure you kid, I won't make the old lady happy today, see how the old lady cleans you up.

"Sister, I was wrong, sister, I was wrong", Lao Kong shouted over and over again

I thought to myself, "Nima's, Lao Niu, your grandson has made Lao Tzu miserable, why don't you throw me away, just throw me to a dominatrix, isn't this obviously cheating me?" But in the face of the dominatrix in front of him, Lao Kong didn't dare to disobey.

The old cow ran to the side of the bridge with a snort, and saw that the painting style in front of him was wrong, what was the situation? Kong Yiji hugged the tree, and kept shouting "Sister, I was wrong, sister, I was wrong", what is the situation? What's going on?

10,000 whys in the heart of the old cow? Meng Po is my old cow's dish, what are you doing here.

"What the fuck are you doing?" The old cow shouted at Lao Kong

"Oh, Nima, you're finally here", Kong Yiji, let go of the tree, and ran to the old cow

The second monk of the old cow was at a loss, what is the situation? ......