"It turned out that 30 million night pots were sold for 30 million, what kind of world is this?" It turned out to be a Taoist platform in Shandong, and finally bought it, and when he took this night pot, he saw that he had covered his nose, thinking that the taste was really not light.

The second auction is the gallstone of the Queen Mother, it is said that this thing is a cultivator that all the heads of the martial arts sect must use, and now the starting price is one thousand taels, at this moment, I saw Liu Dadao quickly patted the shoulders of Li Rui and the two of them and said, "Do you know?" This artifact was contributed by Qingyun Dao Chang, it is said that the queen mother had painful urination, and then he asked Zhang Zhongjing for treatment, and after Zhang Zhongjing prescribed a pair of medicines, the queen mother urinated out a gallstone"

Song Mubai next to him said: "Could it be that this gallstone turned out to be urinated?" ”

In fact, Li Rui is more familiar with this stone, it seems that Li Rui is in Qingyun Daochang's house, as if he has seen it on his coffee table, but it is just an ordinary stone, and now he says this, it is really a bit magical.

At this time, Song Mubai next to him was doing nothing, he was observing up and down, as if he was looking for someone, after all, it was quite boring here, he suddenly saw a few beauties in front of him staring at Li Rui, and then touched Li Rui's arm and said, "Do you know? There's a beautiful woman over there who keeps staring at Li Rui, isn't it interesting to Li Rui? ”

Li Rui hated her self-inflicted amorous appearance. At this moment, the two women of the rivers and lakes smiled slightly, and saw Song Mubai, and then walked over from Li Rui, Song Mubai was happy at this time and hurriedly said: "Li Rui can tell you, there are exactly two Li Rui and one for each person, but Li Rui wants to explain to you first, Li Rui likes plumpness, you must not rob Li Rui"

I saw that the plump woman walked over here, and hurriedly said to Song Mubai: "Is there anyone in your seat?" ”

She hurriedly said: "No, no"

"But Li Rui is the two of them."

"It's okay, you sit on Li Rui", Song Mubai hurriedly stood up, and the woman hurriedly said, "Thank you, son", and the other woman moved the two stools away.

But at this moment, Song Mubai's face in front of him was embarrassed, he never thought that people would just take his stool, not want to sit with her, he was really worried about it. At this time, the auctioneer on the stage directly said: "Now the price has reached 50 million, is there anyone now?" ”

At this moment, I saw Song Mubai Huoran get up, and at this time, the auctioneer pointed at him with his finger, that young man is you, what are you running?

At this moment, Li Rui suddenly saw Song Mubai next to him flying out, and Li Rui also went out, at this time, Li Rui hurriedly asked, why did you run away, didn't the two girls he said pit Li Rui? Li Rui had a bad stomach in the afternoon, so he wanted to go to make it easier, but it happened that Li Rui was going to pee, so he went out for a walk.

Li Rui walked around the palace for about a few minutes, but they couldn't find where the toilet was, it was too big, so they saw him pat his chest and propose: "Whatever, anyway, the palace is so big, Li Rui can just find a lake and solve it like this."

So Li Rui took off his pants and defecated by the lake, and after he had just solved it, he was about to turn back, who knew that Li Rui didn't remember the way he came just now, and he got lost while walking. happened to see a few black shadows in front of him, Li Rui hurriedly said: "Since there are people, it means that Li Rui will not go wrong, Li Rui just follow them."

When he walked to the gate of the city. I saw that the black shadow began to take out an unknown thing, and began to dig in the entire corner of the wall, just when he was digging, Li Rui had already walked to him, he suddenly turned around, looked at Li Rui seriously, and then said, "What are you two still doing in a daze?" Don't hurry up and help."

Hearing this, Li Rui suddenly wondered, thinking that the person in front of him should have recognized the wrong person, he thought that Li Rui was in the same group as him, and Song Mubai next to him hurriedly said loudly: "What are you digging?" ”

"You're just stupid, didn't Li Rui already say it before? Of course, it's a bomb."

"Bomb"

"That's right, bury the bomb here in a while, and when they get together, Li Rui will light the bomb and let them all die, you better hurry up, don't grind and chirp, don't you say that you are an excavator major graduated from Lan Xiang, then you should dig the root of the wall is very awesome and forceful."

However, the man in black hurriedly said, "Who are you?" How did it get in? ”

Immediately, Li Rui clapped his palms and said, "Li Rui is your uncle, what's wrong?" Can't Li Rui get mixed up with you? In fact, their kung fu is not very good, but I don't know how they got into the palace, maybe because the palace now has all the masters gathered next to them, so they slipped in for a while.

At this moment, Song Mubai in front of him was quite proud, but he accidentally touched the lantern, and the lantern immediately fell to the ground, just kicking the explosives, and the lanterns instantly ignited the explosives on the ground. At this time, Song Mubai saw that the explosives had been ignited, and he was suddenly startled, shouting that it was not good, but the lead of the explosives was too short, and Song Mubai next to him scolded, they lit the explosives, but they were not prepared, they wanted to die together.

Li Rui. Exercise. Li Rui hurriedly said: "Don't force it, force it, hurry up" Song Mubai hurriedly said: "Li Rui doesn't want to die here, you should know, Li Rui is still a virgin"

Li Rui said disdainfully: "A few days ago, I saw you go there to find Miss."

At this moment, Li Rui and Song Mubai and Li Rui were completely dumbfounded, Li Rui thought that the explosives had completely collapsed the wall, but they didn't expect these fireworks.

I saw dozens of fireworks rising into the air at the same time, blooming brilliant flowers in the palace, but Li Rui didn't know that fifty miles away from the capital, there was a general in a mountain, holding a tiger talisman and giving the order to enter the king of Beijing, Li Rui didn't know that three thousand miles away, at the end of the world, there was an old man who picked up a bow and arrow and slowly started to act.

At this moment, Li Rui and the two of them went to the arena, fortunately this is not explosives, just fireworks, otherwise Li Rui will be miserable, and there is no place to bury.

Li Rui then went to attend the night banquet again, but when Li Rui was at the door, he suddenly saw those so-called security guards again, and they hurriedly asked Li Rui: "What is your password for participating in the night banquet?" ”

"The password is an excuse. Me”

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

"You don't even know English, you don't know what it means, are you still qualified to guard the city gate here? Don't you think you're very ashamed? ”

Song Mubai immediately began to reprimand him, and it was all kinds of criticism, so that he never had anything to say.

Seeing that the security guard next to him was about to use a knife to cut, Li Rui suddenly had an idea at this time, and hurriedly said loudly: "Open the door with sesame"

Not wanting to be at this moment, he still didn't move, Li Rui secretly thought: "Maybe this instruction is completely wrong"

So he immediately took out 5 taels of silver from his pocket and handed it to him, and then said loudly: "The password is here."

The security guard took a look at it, although it was a little less, but he still reluctantly let Li Rui in, Li Rui and Song Mubai entered the venue, Song Mubai was rambling at this time, and he immediately said: "Finally able to watch the show well, Li Rui knows that your goddess will appear in the future, have you prepared some flowers?"

"The emperor has arrived" At this moment, after hearing this sentence, all the people immediately knelt on the ground, it turned out that after the auction was over, the emperor was about to enter through the south gate, Li Rui was lying on the ground, and he didn't dare to raise his head, and suddenly Song Mubai next to him quickly touched Li Rui's arm, and then said: "Who do you see who that person is?" ”

"What do you want Li Rui to see?" At this time, Li Rui subconsciously raised his head, only to see Sun Ting walking in with the queen mother, he was dressed luxuriously, Li Rui's mouth couldn't close at this moment, what kind of operation is this?