Chapter 48: The Emperor Speaks

At this time, Sun Ting happened to turn around, Li Rui looked at each other, smiled, and Song Mubai hurriedly said: "Li Rui said brother, you must help Li Rui this time, Li Rui never thought that he turned out to be a person in the court, do you know that he often bullies Li Rui, although Li Rui bullied him and did not get any advantage, this time you must help Li Rui say good things."

At this moment, Li Rui realized that Sun Ting was a member of the royal family, no wonder Li Rui felt that he was a bit similar to His Royal Highness the Prince, remembering that the emperor of the Ming Dynasty seemed to have a son and a daughter, presumably this Sun Ting was Princess Taiping, but Li Rui felt that the days after this might never be peaceful again.

At this moment, Emperor Zhu Wukong of the Ming Dynasty walked to the main seat wearing a dragon robe, and the queen and His Royal Highness the Prince, including Sun Ting, sat on both sides, and the Qingyun Daoist next to him hurriedly walked off the stage, and the Seven Kings and the King of Shu also sat in the lower row.

At this moment, the two little eunuchs opened the box and were reading it, they had already set the edict, and read it out loud, but the general meaning Li Rui could hear that there were three parts, the first part was that the Ming Dynasty would slowly develop and reform the overall economy this year, and achieved remarkable results, the second is that the entire international relations are now slowly developing, there are no fights and wars, everyone maintains harmonious and friendly relations, and the third is that there are still certain difficulties at present, but no matter how difficult it is, As long as the people of the whole country can unite as one, they will definitely be able to pass it.

Li Rui was a little sleepy at this moment, after about thirty minutes, he finally finished practicing, and now I would like to invite the emperor to speak, everyone is welcome.

This eunuch has just finished saying this. The emperor of the Ming Dynasty suddenly stood up, and the minister of civil and military affairs next to him hurriedly said: "Long live the emperor"

And the Jianghu hall became more lively, everyone began to applaud, and some women in the rivers and lakes even began to wave some flags in their hands one after another, and said loudly: "Your Majesty, Li Rui is your loyal fan, Li Rui wants to marry you in this life, and Li Rui wants to give you a son."

The emperor of the Ming Dynasty smiled slightly, and did not stop it, she always enjoyed the worship of everyone, after all, this emperor has always been this kind of thing, but Li Rui saw the queen's eyes, and he immediately looked seriously at the women who spoke just now, their sharp eyes made people feel a little cold, and then the queen immediately muttered a few words to a eunuch next to her.

I only heard a woman suddenly shouting loudly in a Shandong accent: "Your Majesty, do you remember the Xia Yuhe you met on the shore of Daming Lake back then?"

At this moment, the emperor was a little embarrassed, this was indeed a dewy marriage, she always couldn't forget it if she wanted to, but later she also understood that her queen had always been a ruthless person, and she had already killed that woman, and Song Mubai next to her heard that someone actually told the emperor about his affairs, so he immediately asked Li Rui.

Why do you say your Shandong accent is so bullish? Did the emperor really fall in love with Xia Yuhe?

"This ...... This one...... It's probably in love, but Li Rui must not talk nonsense about this matter."

At this moment, I saw him give him a thumbs up, and hurriedly said: "Okay, now in the palace, if these brocade guards hear it, then Li Rui will be finished."

At this moment, everyone is still imagining a piece of peace, and the Ming Emperor will wave his hand to make everyone quiet, so he said loudly: "Li Rui gathered together tonight, Li Rui toasted together, and Li Rui toasted to the prosperity of the entire Ming Dynasty for Li Rui."

All the people began to call. But at this critical moment, I suddenly heard a fart sound, scurrying in the hall, because the hall is relatively quiet, resulting in this fart is particularly deafening, the emperor's face is a little embarrassed, but at this moment, suddenly the cabinet minister Wang Han hurriedly arched his hand, and said loudly: "I'm sorry, this is Li Rui's fault, because Li Rui has recently drunk diet pills, so he always has diarrhea, I hope you can forgive me."

The emperor waved his hand and quickly covered his nose, after all, in this public, he couldn't lose his identity, but he didn't want to talk to this and that minister, and then he continued: "Tonight, Li Rui must not get drunk and not return."

But then there was another fart sound, from the same position, the emperor was uncertain at this time, looked at the ministers, and suddenly felt a little angry in his heart, and at this moment, another courtier next to him suddenly arched his hand and said: "I drank some croton tea at noon, and my stomach was really uncomfortable, so I didn't hold back just now, and I looked at the emperor Haihan." ”

The emperor really had no choice, so he could only nod his head, and then said: "Okay, okay, tonight must be a carnival night, you don't have to mind"

But at this moment, Li Rui knew that this matter was not so simple, in fact, it was the emperor who put it, and the courtiers below just wanted to shoot the emperor's fart, if they didn't pat the emperor's fart, it was easy to fall into a situation of no return, and now those in the audience who didn't have time to show it, they couldn't wait to let the emperor fart a few more times, so that they would have the opportunity to confess.

But then Song Mubai quickly covered his nose and said, "This fart is too smelly, it should be leek-flavored."

At this time, Emperor Daming's face was embarrassed, she coughed twice and continued: "Li Rui will not return home if he is not drunk tonight"

Then puff, puff, the emperor actually released a lot of farts in a row, at this time, his ministers raised their hands and said loudly: "Your Majesty! This fart was put by Li Rui."

"Don't argue, this is Li Rui's, Li Rui's leek stuffing at noon, this is obviously Li Rui's, don't pat yourself here"

At this moment, even the emperor couldn't stand it, and he said loudly and angrily: "Don't fight here, this fart was put by Li Rui."

At this moment, a minister hurriedly arched his hand and said, "Your Majesty, your fart is really very fragrant, do you know?" Fart, this is the gas of grains, your majesty attends the fart tonight, and you will definitely have a bumper harvest in the coming year."

The emperor laughed and hurriedly said, "Reward"

At this moment, the civil and military officials all began to slowly flatter others, only to see the generalissimo of Zhengxi next to him hurriedly come out and say loudly: "The situation at the border is urgent, and then a fart of the emperor can just solve thousands of troops."

The emperor is very happy, and at this moment, the imperial doctor also hurriedly dealt with it, and immediately said: "The people are now plagued by the plague, and the emperor's fart can make the plague disappear without a trace."

The emperor is happy, at this moment, Jinyiwei also hurriedly came out, hundreds of officials in the world keep their books, and it was originally a matter of dividing it, but I didn't expect the emperor to let out a fart, which made all the officials particularly clear, and the emperor was happy.

At this moment, the minister of Zongren Mansion in front of him also hurriedly came out and said: "This fart is the best Li Rui has ever heard, it seems to be Chopin in December, and it is like Beethoven's symphony.

The old eunuch on the side gnawed a few bites vigorously, and quickly said with tears: "This is still a familiar taste, a familiar recipe" and a small official next to him said loudly: "Li Rui will also have a song, it was originally the stinky rotten gas in the stomach, and it moved down the buttocks, what kind of stinky shit is this"

When the emperor heard this, he was furious and hurriedly said loudly: "Pull him out and feed the dogs."

The official suddenly said: "The emperor should have learned the ancient precept and said not to kill the speech official, not to kill the speech official"

The emperor said loudly: "Okay, if Li Rui doesn't kill you, Li Rui can castrate you", and the little official in front of him was really helpless, he really didn't want to be a eunuch, and muttered to himself: "Then you kill Li Rui"