Chapter 13 Say goodbye to an old friend, and hope to never see each other again
Lao Niu is not reliable at all, and he can throw people to 108,000 miles. My old Kong finally eased up, and you were excited again, throwing me into other voids, and I don't know what I can meet? After another ten and a half days and a half, my body is estimated to be finished.
1. Say goodbye
Lao Niu touched his head and said, "If you walk over like this, how long will you go, and I will help you send it out at once, wouldn't it be more convenient?"
"Come on, I can't afford to take your free plane, if you can't grasp the direction, in case the coordinates are shifting, I don't know, where can you send me", Lao Kong said angrily
"If it weren't for me, would you be able to go to Naihe Bridge? If it weren't for me, would you be able to meet the beautiful little dream? Lao Niu said with a smile
"Are you embarrassed? This seems to be the opposite, I went to Nai He Bridge and fulfilled the love between you and Sister Meng, what benefits did I get? I was almost cut by you," Lao Kong said
"Don't worry about it so much, no matter what, isn't it fate that you met me? As the saying goes, it's easy to do things when you have more acquaintances, you know me and Xiao Mengmeng, and when you come to the underworld in the future, just say hello if you need help", Lao Niu said
"Ah, and later? Lao Tzu definitely doesn't want to come again", Lao Kong said with a sad face
"If you don't want to come, it's impossible to drop, people are born, old, sick and die, even if you are not over now, a hundred years later, this is still your destination." Lao Niu said lightly
"Can I say no?" Lao Kong said
"Brother, is it possible?" Lao Niu said
"Give you a few more pieces of advice for my brother, return to the yang world, do more good deeds and less evil deeds. The so-called good has good and evil is rewarded, after you have a hundred years, when you come to the underworld, the king of Hades will settle accounts with you one by one, you see that the torture and detention placed in the hall of the Hades Hall are all prepared for these people who did evil in their lifetime", Lao Niu said seriously
"I haven't done anything bad, what am I afraid of", Lao Kong said cautiously
"You haven't done anything bad, it's just a few petty thefts once in a while, at most it's a matter of chopping off a few fingers in the future, and it's not a big crime!" Lao Niu said lightly
"Nima, chop your fingers, why is it so easy?" Lao Kong looked at his fingers, and his face turned pale with fright
"Fortunately, you met my old cow, after you go back, be a good man, do more good deeds, your previous evils will naturally be offset, the old man of Hades, the accountant background, the accounts are very clear, so don't think about fooling him", Lao Niu said
"Nima, the king of Hades used to be an accountant, no wonder, this old man sits in the main hall every day with a pen and is reading the account book" Lao Kong said silently
"Thank you Brother Niu for your advice, my old Kong must change his mind in the future, do good deeds and accumulate virtue, and be a serious man", Lao Kong said with his fists clenched
"It's all a trivial matter, wait for the next time you come, my old cow will invite you to drink." Lao Niu said
"Well, I hope that next time it will be a long time away," Lao Kong said
"You men are really mother-in-law and mother-in-law, if you want to go, go quickly, stay in the underworld for a long time, the yin qi is too heavy, and you can't go back if you want to go back for a while." Meng Po said angrily
"That's right, brother Xian, although my old cow is reluctant to let you go, but for your future happiness, you better go back, I have gold and silver treasures, you can take as much as you need", the old cow said
"Thank you, brother, your gold and silver treasures, it's useless for me to take them back", Lao Kong said with a smile and a smile
"Brother Xian, don't send it, don't pass it here", Lao Niu said with his fists clenched
"Don't pass", Lao Kong turned around and was about to leave, Nima, don't do anything, how do I know how to get out? This sensational remark is a bit forgetful.
2. Where is the road?
"Brother Niu, where am I going? Where's the road? Lao Kong said embarrassedly
"Oh, brother, look at my brain, I forgot, there are many forks in the road in this place, and it's really a trouble to let you go alone", Lao Niu said with a smile
"Well, I'm so confused that I don't know where to go? I don't even have a map," Lao Kong said
"Cultural people are exquisite, but also maps, I don't have that concept in my brain", Lao Niu Lehe
Meng Po looked at the two idiots, she was speechless to the extreme, the man's IQ is indeed anxious. But it doesn't matter, in the underworld, my Meng Po is also a high-level white-collar worker, and she doesn't have to rely on her face to eat at all, let alone rely on men to support herself.
"You people in the underworld are really lazy to go home, there are so many roads, at least you should write a road sign, right? How bad is it in case you get lost? Lao Kong said lightly
"Sister Meng's Nai He Bridge, you see how good, at least, there are a few eye-catching big characters on the Nai He Bridge standing here, so that as soon as people arrive here, they will know that this is Nai He Bridge as soon as they look up, what does this mean, Sister Meng is a cultural person", Lao Kong said
"What Brother Xian said is that Xiaomeng is indeed a cultural person, and you don't look at whose woman it is, my old cow's", Lao Niu said excitedly
"Okay, okay, I know that Sister Dream is your beloved, and I didn't plan to rob it with you, that's my Sister Dream, can I rob it?" Lao Kong said
"That's quite interesting," said the old cow
"Lao Niang doesn't belong to anyone, Lao Niang is not an object, not you can get it if you want to," Meng Po said
"Xiaomeng is right, you are supreme in my heart, and I will never allow anyone to bully you", Lao Niu said, this goods will not miss any opportunity to perform.
"Okay, don't be poor, hurry up and send this little white face back, I will not go with you because I am guarding the bridge", Meng Po said
"Thank you, sister, it's good to meet you," Lao Kong said
"It's okay, don't wander around the underworld, this is not some Elysium." Meng Po said
"I know, I will never come here in the future", Lao Kong said with a sad face, do you think I want to come, didn't I also be killed by others, this is God's mercy, saying that my life is not over.
"Even if you come in the future, remember, you still have a Brother Niu and Sister Meng in the underworld, with us, you can suffer a little sin in the future and choose a good person for you to reincarnate." Meng Po said
"Thank you, sister, I still don't want to do this for the time being, I just want to have a good life in this life, and I'm a little too aggrieved to die like this." Lao Kong said
"Okay, let's go, stop the ink," Meng Po said
"Xiaomeng, we just got together for this meeting, and we will be separated again soon, why don't we have a chat?" Lao Niu's heart is not dead, thinking to himself, Lao Tzu just got his wish, and he was disturbed by this goods before he could hug Xiaomeng, and there was still too much unwillingness in his heart.
"Brother Niu, let's go, the two of you will have a long future, and there will be lingering opportunities in the future, I don't care about the time of this meeting", Lao Kong urged
Lao Niu was very helpless, and reluctantly looked back at Meng Po as he walked, and the poor man really couldn't bear to look at him directly.