Chapter 12 I'd rather be a human than a ghost

Meng Po and Lao Niu were moved by Lao Kong's tragic life experience, although the two are ghosts in the underworld, but the kindness in their hearts has not been completely extinguished. Although Lao Niu lacks a string in his head, he is also very well-behaved in front of Meng Po. No matter how jerked a man is, he will work hard to change himself for the woman he loves.

1. After being angry, we are still brothers

"Forget it, for Xiao Mengmeng's sake, I won't worry about you, let's continue to be brothers," Lao Niu said

"Lao Tzu doesn't be a brother with you, a guy who values sex and ignores friends", Lao Kong said angrily, thinking about Lao Niu's attitude towards himself just now, his heart was on fire, Nima used my Lao Kong as a stepping stone in order to behave in front of his own woman, Lao Tzu hated this kind of person the most.

"Damn, you just squirted the blood of Lao Tzu's scolding, even if I did something wrong just now, your anger should almost be finished", Lao Niu said

"Lao Tzu just can't see the virtue you just had," Lao Kong said

"Brother, my brother is wrong, it's not easy to marry a daughter-in-law, understand my brother's hard work", Lao Niu said, thinking about this deflated calf thing, just now I dug a pit in front of Xiaomeng, I didn't settle accounts with him, this will be dragged up, it's really infuriating. But it can't be done, the little dream is in front of you, bear with it.

"Your sister, it's not easy for you to marry a daughter-in-law, and my old Kong is not a person? Putting others down and elevating yourself, do you think your sister will like it? Lao Kong said

"Brother, my brother is wrong, my brother will change it in the future, and he must change it seriously." Lao Niu said with a sincere face

This big stupid cow, changing his face faster than turning a book, moody, arrogant is him, and he is also the grandson, but it doesn't matter, my Lao Kong is not a stingy person, since he apologizes, Lao Tzu will not care about him, otherwise it seems that my Lao Kong is too small-bellied.

"Okay, I don't care about you anymore," Lao Kong said

"Hey, is that right? I'll go to my brother another day, and my brother will set up a wine and talk to you about it," said Lao Niu

"Damn, drink your wine, I still prepare the bride price, my old Kong is penniless, a poor egg, I can't afford to drink your wine!" Lao Kong said embarrassedly

"Look at what you said, how can my brother ask for your bride price, in this underworld, my brother is not blowing, nothing else, gold and silver are soft, my brother just doesn't lack that", Lao Niu said proudly

"Brother, I see that you usually don't scavenge the people's fat and ointment," Lao Kong said with a wicked smile

"Is there such a thing, is my brother like that?" Lao Niu said with a smile

Mom, I think you are that kind of person, simple-minded, well-developed limbs, green face and fangs, abusing people at every turn, those who come from the yang world, the money on their bodies is estimated to have been almost looted by this grandson. Otherwise, just a ghost in the underworld, can have so much wealth?

But in other words, your so-called wealth is the money of the underworld, the gold and silver jewels of paper, which have no value in this world. But in other words, Lao Tzu is also in the underworld now, but I don't have any relatives in this life, and no one will burn these things for me Lao Kong after I die, and I am also a poor ghost when I am a ghost.

Meng Po looked at these two goods, greeting each other, and thought, the man is really a childish animal, the two of them are so old, and they are like naïve children, they are extremely boring.

Meng Po is also too lazy to pay attention to these two goods, the matter between the children still needs to be solved by the children themselves, and the problems between Lao Kong and Lao Niu still need to be dealt with by themselves.

2. Where should I go?

"By the way, brother, I suddenly forgot one thing, the king of Hades Lao Tzu has explained to me, your yang life is not over, it is not easy to stay in the underworld for too long", Lao Niu said

"Nima, you just said now, how many days has Lao Tzu been here? The corpse should have stopped eating a long time ago", Lao Kong said anxiously

"In a few days, if you don't live a long life, at most you will be in a coma, and the corpse will not stop cooking," Lao Niu said lightly

"You're standing and talking, your back doesn't hurt, how do I know where my body is? What if you get eaten by a wild dog? Lao Tzu is hiccups in the wilderness," Lao Kong said sadly

"What is a burp, I don't understand what you're talking about," Lao Niu said casually

"Nima, Lao Tzu wants to scold again, you don't know who it is? Lao Tzu will tell you again, that is, it is dead and the food is off", Lao Kong said angrily

"Then you just said that you have braids?" Lao Niu said

"Nima ......", Lao Kong is really crazy

Yang Shou is not over, where is his body? Completely confused, if your body is eaten by wild dogs, what is the use of your soul going back? Isn't this God kidding me?

"Brother Xian, you don't have to be so nervous, even if your physical body is no longer there, isn't there still us?" Lao Niu glanced at Meng Po

"Wouldn't it be better to let your sister-in-law choose a good family for you, reincarnate again, and be a royal nobleman next time?" Lao Niu said lightly

"Isn't that equivalent to, Lao Tzu has braided his hair? Reincarnated, I'm still going through it all over again, what do I want to drop? I've done enough to be a man", Lao Kong said frantically

"It doesn't matter if you've done enough, everything is fine with us, let your sister-in-law throw you into the beast road, and it's not difficult to be a beast in the next life", Lao Niu said lightly

"Lao Tzu can't communicate with you", Lao Kong was speechless

Push into the beast road, be a beast in the next life, and you can't escape the fate of being slaughtered, what the fuck am I trying to do? I haven't completely had enough in this life, at least let me find a daughter-in-law, experience the feeling of being loved, and go to the world in vain.

"Lao Tzu still wants to go back", Lao Kong said calmly

"Are you sure you want to go back?" Meng Po said

"Sister, I thought about it, no matter what, I still have to go back, mine is worthy of the life my parents gave me, and I can't live up to their expectations." Lao Kong said

"Even though my father sold me to someone else and encountered ups and downs, I am still grateful to them for giving me life," Meng Po said

"Hey, what you're saying is so troublesome, I don't understand," said Lao Niu

"Your brain, your IQ is pitiful, and in the future, Sister Meng Po, you will be tired," Lao Kong said

"Who do you say has a problem with the brain? Be careful that I cut you", said the old cow with a glare

"That's all you have the ability, relying on your five big and three rough, you have to use force at every turn, what else can you do besides this?" Lao Kong said

"Before leaving, I advise you, be calm in case of trouble, Sven, Sven, you know?" Lao Kong said

"My Sven your sister, you said that Lao Tzu has a problem with his brain, do I Sven get up?" Lao Niu said

"Sister, you have to train Brother Niu well in the future, otherwise your life will not be good in the future", Lao Kong said

"Nima, you dig a pit for Lao Tzu again", Lao Niu said with a glare

"I'll dig your sister, I'm for your good," Lao Kong said

"I don't have a sister," said the old cow

"Alright, are you all done?" Meng Po said with a glare

When Lao Niu saw that Meng Po was angry, he immediately shut up and whispered, "It's over"

"The question now is how to go back to the little white face, and it is useless to say something," Meng Po said

"How can I go back, I'll throw him out of the quilt," said the old cow

"Nima, stop, Lao Tzu won't let you throw it, I'll go by myself", Lao Kong said, thinking, you have two goods, you don't know where you can fly if you throw it?