Chapter 256: Everything that can be sold has been sold
A pack of cigarettes, right in the tray at the moment.
Everyone looked at this pack of cigarettes, especially the people, and they didn't know what it was.
Of course, the officials are largely unaware.
Just listen to the left minister below holding instant noodles and looking at the pack of cigarettes and sneering:
"Just this one cardboard box, also take it out for auction? It's a fool to buy it, haha~"
The surrounding ministers also laughed, Qin Ming glanced at Zuo Xiang, and then spoke:
"I believe that the ministers present have occasionally seen His Majesty often smoking with a cigarette in his hand. Isn't it because Your Majesty is very chic, very pretending, and has that kind of indescribable deep maturity?
Today, you can also swallow clouds and spit fog, you can also pretend to be chic, and you can also be deep and mature. As long as you take back this pack of cigarettes of the same style as His Majesty the Emperor, take it out and smoke one anytime and anywhere, that is the most beautiful boy in the audience! ”
After a few words, the ministers were moved again.
Especially the left minister, who was mocking just now, and now he is the boss with staring eyes.
This is the same style as His Majesty, you must know that in the past, in their eyes, His Majesty, who touched a cigarette from time to time, was the most forceful man in the whole Chu State.
Now, they can also pretend to be deep, so naturally they want to try it.
"As the saying goes, a cigarette in hand, I am the best in the audience, everyone, what are you hesitating about? Five thousand taels, you can become a man as deep and compelling as Your Majesty, hurry up! ”
Qin Ming's voice fell, and a minister shouted: "I want it, I want it, I want it~"
Qin Ming looked at several ministers and said, "The left minister, the right minister, the military department is still the book, both of them are imperial history...... You all want it, but there's only one pack, so let's see which of you can afford it. ”
He deliberately shouted these people aside, and when the price comes out, if you don't grab it, how faceless will it be? So many people are watching.
"Qin Ming, how much is it?" Left asked.
The lady next to him belonged: "Didn't you just say that you bought it as a fool?" ”
Zuo Xiang said angrily: "Fools don't buy it." ”
Qin Ming smiled: "Well, the starting price is five thousand taels!" ”
As soon as the words fell, the audience was silent.
Several ministers were still excited just now, and they were stunned at this moment.
The starting price is 5,000 taels, why don't you grab it?
Qin Ming looked at a few ministers and said, "What's wrong?" Can't afford it? ”
"Who says you can't afford it? Five thousand taels, I want it! Zuo Xiang gritted his teeth.
Qin Ming looked at the right phase, as if to say: You can't do it~
The right minister thought to himself, the left minister dared to buy it, and he didn't shout the price and thought that his prime minister was not as good as the left minister.
So he said, "Five thousand two hundred taels ......."
Qin Ming looked at Taifu: "Taifu, you are old...... Well, you'll forget it......"
Taifu really didn't want to buy it, but he thought that even if Qin Ming asked him, he would say that he wouldn't buy it.
But now that he's on fire, what do you mean by that? Look down on yourself? Damn, I'm an emperor anyway, what do you mean?
is older, but face is very important, as a Taifu, the emperor's teacher, can he be despised?
What's more, the emperor smokes, he is his teacher, and he has no face if he doesn't smoke.
So Mrs. Zhou slapped the table: "Six thousand taels!" ”
This time Zuo Xiang was not convinced: "Six thousand five hundred taels." ”
Right phase: "Seven...... Seven thousand taels! ”
Suddenly came out of nowhere: "Eight thousand taels ......"
So, these ministers tried their best to raise the price here for the sake of face, and soon, it reached 10,000 taels.
When Zuo Xiang's voice of 10,000 taels fell, several other ministers gave their faces, so they could only give up.
So, 10,000 taels, a pack of cigarettes was photographed by Zuo Xiang.
Next, Qin Ming continued to introduce: "Have you ever had the embarrassment of bad breath? ”
Many ministers and their wives nodded.
"Have you ever felt that your mouth stinks, and you are even embarrassed to talk to people?"
Many ministers nodded again, and one of them said, "I'm embarrassed to get close to people." ”
Now, the problem is solved. This thing is called chewing gum. Just one slice, put it in your mouth and chew it, and your breath will be fresh. ”
Saying that, he ate a slice and sighed to the maid on the side, and the maid inhaled hard, revealing an intoxicated look.
Then Qin Ming stepped down and looked at the minister and his wife Harpy, and everywhere he passed, a fresh fragrance overflowed, making everyone nod their heads.
Back on the stage, Qin Ming said: "You can chew it when you are bored, it tastes very good, just vomit when you chew it." ”
"Lord Qin, how much is ......?"
Qin Ming: "The starting price, 5,000 taels ......"
In the end, 10,000 taels were sold, Qin Ming continued to take out the things in the kitchen series and began to introduce:
"This is a bottle of old godmother...... The taste is spicy and fragrant, and it is a must-have for stir-fried vegetables. Come, let's smell it, is it fragrant? Want to do it or not? Five thousand taels ......"
The ministers slipped down their saliva and rushed to buy it.
Then: "This is a pot, different from your copper pot, this is an iron pot, look, how well it is made?" It was used for stir-frying, and it was absolutely fragrant ......"
"It's vegetable oil, it's also stir-fried, and it's very fragrant ......"
"It's soy sauce ......"
"This is the essence of chicken ......"
Kitchen series, Qin Ming who can be sold is put up for auction. These people didn't know anything anyway, and they were bought by Qin Ming in a few words.
Then there are band-aids, disinfectants, cold medicines, and anti-inflammatory drugs in the medical kit......
"All the ministers who love wine, you can see clearly, this bottle is a two-pot head. On weekdays, you don't get drunk with a thousand cups, but these two pots, you can go up with two cups.
At the beginning, His Majesty took a few mouthfuls and slept drunk for a day. I have a cup of belly, and I don't know if I was kidnapped by the island country, if you love wine. It's a shame not to taste it. ”
So, the ministers began to shout again, and finally 30,000 taels were sold.
So far. What can be sold, Qin Ming has also taken it out and sold it.
Anyway, these are all infinitely useful, and Qin Ming is not afraid of not having them.
At this time, he turned his head to look at the fat man, and the fat man gestured, sixty-two.
620,000 taels, 80,000 taels.
Qin Ming was silent for a moment, and finally could only take out a killer weapon, a box.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the next lot is a set. This thing is used to stop you from leaving wild seeds...... It's very light and doesn't compromise on comfort......"
Originally, Qin Ming thought that no one would want it, but who knew that there were the most people who wanted to buy this thing, and they all offered to buy it.
In the end, the four ministers were still shouting hard, and they directly felt that 50,000 taels, and the four ministers did not let go.
But at this time, they were not very priced, and the four of them looked at each other, as if they were about to quarrel.
Seeing this scene, Qin Ming hurriedly took out a few more boxes and said, "Fifty thousand taels, one box per person?" ”
He didn't expect that four boxes of sets would sell for 200,000 taels.
And here, Qin Ming auctioned everything that could be auctioned, and there was no auction left for the bomb and motorcycle.
So he looked back at the fat man, as if to ask how much the fat man had sold now.
The fat man gestured: "Eight hundred and twenty thousand taels ......"
Qin Ming smiled, enough is enough.
So he said: "Everyone, this is the end of the charity auction, thank you for your efforts this time." ”
Hearing this, many ministers breathed a heavy sigh of relief, damn, it's finally over, otherwise they will invade their families and bankrupt their property......