Chapter 257: What's so good

At the end of the auction, Qin Ming raised a total of 820,000 yuan, plus 30,000 taels of gold worth 300,000 taels of silver, which was almost 1.12 million taels of silver.

There were 120,000 taels more, and Qin Ming himself accepted it unceremoniously, after all, the auction items were all from him, and this money should be collected.

After the auction is over, the meal has to be continued.

Qin Ming also stepped down at this time and said to the ministers: "With everyone's donations in the disaster area this time, I believe it will be easy to get through, here, I will toast everyone." ”

As he spoke, Qin Ming raised his glass and saluted everyone.

Although the ministers present all spent the money voluntarily, they were still very distressed in their hearts, after all, there was so much money.

On the other hand, Qin Ming was very happy, please eat and drink hard, and when it was too late at night, the party was over, and the ministers took the things they auctioned off and went home.

Qin Ming, on the other hand, was holding stacks of silver tickets and IOUs, with a smile on his face.

Many people who went to the banquet today didn't bring so much money, so they left an IOU, but Qin Ming didn't worry that they wouldn't give it, anyway, the IOU would be given to the emperor when the time came, and the emperor would collect the debt.

This night, Qin Ming drank some wine and slept soundly after going back.

Early the next morning, in the early dynasty, Qin Ming reported the auction to the emperor in front of hundreds of officials, and also gave the emperor 700,000 taels of silver tickets and IOUs.

Immediately, a minister took out a silver ticket and gave it to the emperor to offset the IOU.

The emperor was very happy, looked at the few remaining IOUs in his hand, and then looked at the left minister and said:

"Zuo Xiang, why do you still owe 10,000 taels?"

Prime Minister Zuo sighed: "I bought several things last night, and the money at home is a little tight, my wife ...... Ahem, the management is strict, and it may take two days to grace. ”

As he spoke, he took out a cigarette from his sleeve, and then took out a fire fold, and lit it with the cigarette.

Then he looked up at thirty-five degrees, squinted his eyes, took a deep breath of smoke, and as the smoke came out of his mouth and nose, he said in a deep tone:

"Smoking a cigarette for five hundred taels of silver, dispel the loneliness of being difficult to sell, man, it's difficult......"

The surrounding ministers all looked at the incomparably deep but chic right minister with envious eyes.

However, the emperor frowned: "It turns out that the left minister is still a strict wife, I understand." However, this is the Golden Luan Palace, what kind of system do you smoke? A fine of two hundred taels! ”

Prime Minister Zuo was stunned for a moment, and quickly extinguished the cigarette, but he was reluctant to throw it away, so he put it back in his sleeve.

After all, a pack of 10,000 taels, take a sip when you pretend to be forced, and usually quickly snuff it out and put it away.

But at this time, the emperor took out a cigarette and smoked it, and in the smoke, I saw him muttering to himself:

"In front of me, don't try to pretend to be forced~"

Seeing that the emperor was pumping, Zuo Xiang pursed his lips, but he didn't dare to say anything.

Behind, Qin Ming was speechless, thinking that this Zuo Xiang would not be a man.

If you don't give one to the leader for smoking, you deserve to be fined, so find one for Your Majesty before smoking.

Of course, even if Zuo Xiang smoked, Qin Ming also found that Dali Siqing, who had been lowering his head beside him, was chewing very vigorously.

Don't think about it, this thing is chewing gum.

No wonder I kept my head down, and my feelings were afraid of being discovered.

However, no matter how low your head is, your mouth will not be able to hide from the emperor's eyes.

"Dali Siqing, what are you eating? Ate all morning. The Emperor spoke.

Dali Siqing was stunned for a moment and said, "The minister has bad breath, so he is chewing gum." ”

"I've vomited, this is the early dynasty, can you pay attention to the image?" The emperor took a drag on his cigarette and said with squinted eyes.

Dali Siqing was stunned for a moment and said, "Your Majesty, it's so expensive, ...... I can't bear to vomit...... I've been chewing since last night, and I'm thanking for this vomit. ”

"You ......" the emperor snorted, but he thought that all the money spent by others was given to the disaster area, so it was not difficult to be embarrassed, so forget it.

Seeing that these ministers were like turtles, Qin Ming couldn't help but want to laugh.

Put out the cigarette and smoke it next time, chewing gum is tasteless and you have to chew it, which one of the fuck isn't dick silk behavior?

Today's morning pilgrimage has been open for a long time, and it will not end until noon.

After the emperor retired from the court, he said to the ministers: "It's already noon, if the people are hungry, they can go to the imperial dining room to eat." ”

Sometimes the palace will also prepare meals for the ministers, and everyone will also go to eat for convenience.

However, today a few more pretended to be forced to come out.

I saw Zuodu Yushi say loudly in a voice that everyone could hear:

"Your Majesty, the minister will not stay in the palace to eat, the minister will go home to eat Kang ~ Shi ~ Fu ~ hot and sour ~ beef ~ noodles ~~"

The Emperor was stunned, thinking to himself, are you using such a loud voice?

Not only Zuodu Yushi, but Taifu Zhou also straightened his waist and said:

"Your Majesty, the minister is not going to eat, my wife estimates that Master Kong's braised beef noodles have been soaked, waiting for me to go back and eat Master Kong's braised beef noodles."

The right prime minister also spoke: "Your Majesty, the minister will not go to eat ......"

Before he could speak, the emperor interrupted angrily:

"If you don't eat, you won't eat, what do you say to me? I don't usually go to eat and I don't see you report. ”

But he was scolding in his heart, a group of pretending to be forced goods.

After saying that, the emperor snorted and left.

Several ministers laughed awkwardly for a while, and then spoke again: "Farewell, I'll go home and eat Master Kong's sauerkraut beef noodles......"

"Okay, I'm going back to eat Master Kong's pickled pepper beef noodles......"

These few people are still pretending to be forced, and after finishing speaking, they all raised their heads and swaggered out, as if it was glorious to eat instant noodles.

However, Qin Ming knew that these guys were absolutely reluctant to eat.

Even if you want to eat, you have to bathe and change your clothes, burn incense and cleanse yourself.

I thought everyone was done pretending, but at this moment, I saw Dali Siqing suddenly walk in front of a minister, chew gum a few times, and then sighed to the minister, and then said with a lewd face:

"Fresh breath, you and I are closer!"

The minister looked disgusted: ".................."

Qin Ming was completely stunned, and scolded again in his heart: "A group of turtles...... The kind that is very earthy, the kind that can't bear to look at directly! ”

Of course, the culprit of all this is actually him.

……

Leaving the main hall, Qin Ming didn't worry about money anymore, and was in a good mood.

At the same time, he was also ready to be lazy, take a day off, and did not go to Shuntianfu in the afternoon, but went to Anle Palace.

In the evening, Qin Ming cooked and called the emperor and empress to Anle Palace to eat together.

During the meal, the emperor held a cigarette in one hand and a fork for eating instant noodles in the other, and said dissatisfiedly:

"I can't get used to those pretending to be forced, what's the big deal about a cigarette? What's so good about eating instant noodles? ”

As he spoke, he took a puff of cigarette, took a sip of instant noodles, and continued:

"What's there to talk about? Right? ”

Qin Ming rolled his eyes, thinking to himself that you are the best!

After the meal, Qin Ming wanted to live in Anle Palace, but was chased by the emperor who drank too much, so Qin Ming could only go back to Shuntian Mansion.

When he returned to the Yamen of the Shuntian Mansion alone, Qin Ming saw a figure kneeling outside the Yamen.

Taking a closer look, Qin Ming was surprised: "Mu Xi, why are you kneeling here?" ”

Mu Xi looked back at Qin Ming, only to see tears on her face, and shouted: "My lord......"

Then he fell headlong and fainted!