The ancients said: There are fewer than a thousand cups of wine for a confidant, and there is no speculation in more than half a sentence.

Wu Zheng and Cheng Xiaojin chatted for a while, and the two began to hook their shoulders and muttered together, and they didn't know what they were talking about, but looking at the obscene appearance of the two of them, it was definitely not a good thing to talk about.

Liu Dongqing and Miss Yan'er worked hard to buy his piano skills there, not to mention that although this person is hypocritical, he really doesn't play the guqin, as far as these two hands know, he is a talented man, I don't know, I think he is a violinist who makes a living by performing arts.

I just don't know who he bought so angrily? Zhao Xiaochun and the like?

These guys were really fascinated by what they heard, so they just rushed over to ask for autographs like brain-dead fans, but seeing Liu Dongqing's eyes constantly looking at Cheng Xiaojin and Qin Xiang, Wu Zheng knew that those three brain-dead fans were blessed by the two of them today.

But for Wu Zheng, today Liu Dongqing is afraid that the piano will be played in vain, didn't you see Cheng Xiaozi talking nonsense with him and didn't want to listen to him? and his cousin Qin Xiang, although he looked like he was watching him play the piano, but he raised his ears to his side, and he wanted to hear what his cousin was muttering to himself!

Wu Zheng couldn't help but look at Cheng Xiaojin in front of him, could it be that his cousin had something romantic and fell into the hands of this kid? His appearance Qin Xiang is obviously afraid that his cousin will say it without concealment!

With a chorus press, Liu Dongqing and Miss Yan'er's Phoenix finally finished playing, as for what it was playing, Wu Zheng really didn't listen to it, and Song Fei'er on the side seemed to be fascinated when she heard it.

Cheng Xiaojin plucked his ears and laughed softly: "A song of Phoenix Seeking Phoenix is actually blackened all over the world, if there is no Brother Wu to talk to me, I am really afraid that I will fall asleep." ”

"Why isn't Brother Cheng interested in these?"

"The only thing I'm interested in is knives, guns, sticks, and playing the piano, and I want to sleep when I listen to it. By the way, Brother Wu, the younger brother looks at his sister-in-law and seems to be a person who understands music, why don't you ask your sister-in-law to tell us what that guy is playing? ”

Wu Zheng said angrily: "What else can it be?" Isn't it just a matter of playing a pretentious guy to seduce someone else's wife? ”

Seinfeld, who was still thinking that the sound of the piano was beautiful just now, immediately stabbed Wu Zheng with his hand, and said shyly: "Dead man, what nonsense are you talking about?" ”

Wu Zheng said with an aggrieved face: "I didn't talk nonsense!" Isn't this phoenix talking about the old story of Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun eloping while it was dark? Say what there is a beauty, and never forget it. I don't see it for a day, and I think like crazy. I'm going, I want to throw up when I talk about it. ”

"Brother Wu's words are wrong! Back then, Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun were unmarried and one was not married, are you afraid of retribution for slandering the sages like this? Liu Dongqing said coldly.

"Retribution? What do you think is more terrible than the retribution that three generations of my family have failed to try? Besides, you weren't there at the time, how do you know that Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun are unmarried and unmarried? And I heard that Zhuo Wenjun seemed to be a widow back then? Isn't a man a married woman when he dies? ”

"You...... Rude! ”

Seeing that Liu Dongqing had a tendency to be blown up by Wu Zheng, Miss Yan'er hurriedly grabbed his hand and said, "Oops! My Liu Gongzi, what are you angry with our big stick mallet in Yuzhou City! He may not be able to distinguish between the two sages, men and women, and it is not cost-effective for you to be angry with him. ”

After speaking, he clasped his hands and said to Wu Zheng: "Wu Gongzi, if you make such nonsense again, I will be a guest." ”

Wu Zheng was about to speak, but was startled by Seinfeld, only to see her suddenly slap the table and get up: "You try one!" See if I don't tear down your wrecked ship. ”

Seinfeld was angry that this woman dared to say that her father-in-law was a mallet, even if the entire city of Yuzhou thought that my father-in-law was a mallet, it wouldn't be able to talk about you, a promiscuous kabuki.

Besides, is my father-in-law a mallet? He just disdains to be in the company of people like you, and his wisdom is not understood by you subordinates.

In short, in Seinfeld's heart, Miss Yan'er said that Wu Zheng was a mallet, that is, she was looking for death.

Fortunately, Wu Zheng grabbed her on the side and said with a smile: "Fei'er, you are not what the demolition team is doing, since the singers are not welcome, let's go!" ”

"Humph!" Seinfeld glared at Yan'er coldly, and that look was almost like saying that if my father-in-law hadn't stopped me today, the old lady would have chopped you up and fed the dog.

Seeing that Seinfeld was dragged away by Wu Zheng, Liu Dongqing dared to come forward to comfort the Yan'er girl who had been frightened: "Okay, what do you do with him, let's get together with Brother Qin and Brother Cheng here today, how about we meet friends with poetry next?" ”

Liu Dongqing's main goal today is to convince Qin Xiang and Cheng Xiaojin, and now no one is making trouble, so why don't you hurry up and show off your talents.

But at this moment, Wu Zheng, who was about to get off the boat, suddenly stopped, turned around and smiled: "Speaking of poems, I actually remembered one just now, Fei'er, didn't you complain that I didn't make a poem for you?" Xianggong will read a song to you today. ”

I only heard Wu Zheng plagiarize Du Fu's Bo Qinhuai against the rising bright moon, of course, at this time, he could only become Bo Jialing River in his mouth.

"The smoke cage is cold and the moon is long and sandy, and the night is close to the restaurant in Jialing. The merchant girl doesn't know the hatred of the country, and she still sings the backyard flowers across the river. ”

Wu Zheng got on the boat with Seinfeld after reading it, but the people on the painting boat were stupid, the first to be stupid was Liu Dongqing, who told him to be the most talented among these people, just listening to the first sentence, he seemed to see Wu Zheng's poems coming from his mouth like a mountain crushing towards him.

That's right, it's crushing, so that he originally wanted to wait for Wu Zheng to finish reading it, and he would make a poem so that he could make this mallet, but now his dirty mind has been crushed and shattered.

The Yan'er girl beside her looked at the back of Wu Zheng and her lady in the distance, her eyes were sometimes confused and sometimes clear, this Wu Zheng is really a big stick mallet without any talent as everyone said? But the poem he improvised today, even if he is a big mallet, it can be passed down through the ages in the name of this poem!

Such a talented person, he actually said that he was a mallet like those fools today, damn what evil he fell for today?

Qin Xiang and Cheng Xiaojin's faces had long since lost the smell of wine, but instead became resentful, as if Wu Zheng's poem had aroused some kind of deep hatred in their hearts.

Drink next? Don't make a fuss, if you let the elders in the family know that they dare to stay and continue to drink flower wine after hearing this poem, it will be light to beat yourself and not be able to take care of yourself.

The two of them sighed, got up and left the boat without saying hello to anyone.

Tong Tai also looked sad and angry, where did he still have the intention of drinking flower wine again, after Qin Xiang and Cheng Xiaojin, he also turned around and left the painting boat, and the remaining Zhao Xiaochun and Wang Shibing glanced at each other, Brother Qin and Brother Cheng didn't seem to have paid yet! Looking at Liu Dongqing, who was still stupid, the two agreed that if they didn't leave at this time, they would be fools.

Wu Zheng doesn't care who pays for it today, he only knows that he and Fei'er's lunch today was very rich, and he didn't need money, if you want to say that some of the fly in the ointment is why you forgot to pack some of it, and take it back for grandma and aunt to taste!

"Xianggong, what are you thinking?"

"I'm sorry for the signature dishes on the table, why I forgot to pack them. By the way, Fei'er, you won't have a crush on Liu Dongqing's guy just now! Why are you so fascinated by it? ”