Chapter 64: Opening Remarks

Tea is to cleanse troubles, and wine is to forget worries. After drinking three times, the matter of being cheated by Wu Zheng for one hundred taels of silver had long been forgotten by Zhao Xiaochun and Wang Shibing, and at this time he was pointing to Kaki and Wu Zheng to drink together.

Whether it is singing or dancing, for Wu Zheng, this is incomparable with the heavenly troupes packaged by lighting and makeup in later generations, but there is one thing that is better than the truth, and there is a lot to be done between twisting and warping the light yarn.

However, with Seinfeld on his side, no matter how good the article Wu Zheng is, he can't do it.

"Don't you like it?" Seinfeld looked at Wu Zheng with wide eyes.

In the red sunset, Seinfel's eyes were sparkling, and Wu Zheng, who was watching it for a moment, couldn't help but lose his mind a little, and only after a moment did he shake his head and smiled: "It's not that I don't like it, but I think that some people will definitely be clamoring to diet and lose weight after seeing the figure of these kabuki, and then I think that although these kabuki are in good shape, they were forced out with whips, I think those people are funny." ”

Wu Zheng is right, the kataka in this era are all slaves, and they are engaged in cheap business, which is very different from the heavenly groups that Wu Zheng knows, and as for human rights, they do not exist in them, and the master family can naturally do anything to them for the sake of wealth.

"I didn't expect Brother Wu to be so pitiful." The person who spoke was actually Liu Dongqing, and at this time he opened the curtain of the painting boat with one hand and walked in with a folding fan in the other.

Wu Zheng can be regarded as understanding that this so-called painting boat is a KTV that flows on the river, and there is no need to charter a boat to come up.

It's ridiculous that before he and Seinfeld thought about waiting for the boats to dock, but now it seems that these boats won't dock until they close.

"Brother Liu, why are you here?"

It wasn't Wu Zheng who stood up first, because he didn't want to stand up at all, and it was Wang Shibing on the side who came up very doggedly after seeing Liu Dongqing.

Liu Dongqing put away the folding fan in his hand, took it as a stick in his hand, pointed at Zhao Xiaochun and the others, and said with a smile: "You guys are too uninteresting, Brother Qin is here today, you didn't even inform me, if it weren't for the sound of Miss Yan'er's piano just now, I looked at this side curiously, I don't know that you are happy here!" ”

Qin Xiang walked over with a wine glass and said with a smile: "It was Qin who neglected Brother Liu by doing things inconsiderably today, and Qin punished himself here." ”

Saying this, he finished brewing the grapes in the cup, Liu Dongqing clapped his hands with a folding fan and praised: "Brother Qin is really good at drinking." Hey! Who is this beauty, and how has Liu never seen it before? ”

After finishing speaking, he straightened his clothes, leaned down with a folding fan in his hand, and thought he was very elegant and saluted Seinfeld: "This young lady, Xiaosheng is invited!" ”

"My lady asks you to stay cool." Wu Zheng said angrily.

Liu Dongqing's elegant atmosphere that had finally brewed was interrupted by Wu Zheng, which was like a bowl of delicious soup about to drink, only to find that there was a grain of mouse feces floating on the soup noodles.

"Brother Wu, what do you mean by this? I ...... to this young lady."

"What miss, you are all misses, Fei'er is my lady, can't you see it?" Wu Zheng said as he gestured at Liu Dongqing for the distance between himself and Seinfeld.

Liu Dongqing naturally saw Wu Zheng and Seinfeld sitting behind a low table, but where is this? It's a painting boat! Don't all the men and women who come here sit like this? Don't you see? The previous kabuki was lying in Zhao Xiaochun's arms, do you dare to say that the kaki is Zhao Xiaochun's wife?

"What do you see, it's hard to use your ears at a young age?" Wu Zheng said angrily.

Liu Dongqing twitched his face, this damn Wu Dabang mallet looked like he was dragging two hundred and fifty eighty thousand, did he deliberately want to embarrass himself in front of everyone?

Gritting his teeth, he let out a long breath from his nostrils and smiled, "Brother Wu, what did you just say?" This is your lady, are you sure you're not joking? ”

"Open your head, if you dare to tease my lady again, Lao Tzu will beat you!"

After speaking, Wu Zheng tightened his bracers, looking like you would try it if you don't believe it.

This made Liu Dongqing's face a little ugly, he wanted to rely on his tongue to make Wu Zheng's big mallet stink in public, and he played him like a monkey as before.

In this way, not only can he come out with a bad anger that has just been said by Wu Dabang, but he may also be able to win another look at the beauty, but as a result, this Wu Dabangmallet will not answer the question, and will directly follow himself.

I'm a reader, and what I'm good at is playing with my mouth, but it's not good to play hard!

At this moment, Cheng Xiaojin smiled: "Brother Wu, I didn't say you, why do I look like you are more like a ringing horse than your lady?" ”

Wu Zheng said with a smile: "This is called marrying a chicken with a chicken, marrying a dog with a dog, marrying a monkey and walking all over the mountain." Since I am Fei'er's father-in-law, I naturally want to regard her career as my own, which is called a woman singing and a husband! ”

Listening to Wu Zheng's drunken words here, Seinfeld is about to be ashamed to death, what does it mean to marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog, and marry a monkey to walk around the mountains? You're still a reader, do you talk like that?

Wu Zheng was stunned when he heard this, especially Cheng Xiaojin, who was even more dumbfounded, he never thought that someone would dare to say so generously.

Liu Dongqing shook his sleeves fiercely, Wu Zheng's goods are simply a shame for scholars in the world in his eyes, to put it bluntly, aren't you just a son-in-law? How dare you say such a shameless thing so impassionedly.

"Humph! What a humiliation! ”

After speaking, Liu Dongqing suddenly found that he seemed to have missed a very important detail, wasn't this Wu Da Bang mallet snatched up the mountain as an aunt in the village? Isn't his wife the king of the mountain?

Thinking of this, Liu Dongqing looked at Seinfeld at sunset, and the fear that King Mountain had just arisen in his heart was actually swept away by Seinfeld's beauty at this moment, and he was reluctant to give her a poem to search for her intestines, but in the end, he had to sigh in his heart: "Qingben Beauty, what a thief!" ”

"Liu Gongzi, you haven't come to see Yan'er for a long time, if it weren't for Yan'er's piano sound today, would Gongzi still refuse to come?"

It is worthy of being a mixed green building, and the ability to resolve the embarrassment of guests is simply handy.

Liu Dongqing saw Miss Yan'er coming over and holding his hand in front of everyone, he simply got off the donkey, saying that he was attracted by her piano sound, which was completely a lie, and it was actually Qin Xiang and Cheng Xiaojin who really attracted him.

These two people like Zhao Xiaochun only know that they are the children of the official family from Chengdu Mansion, and only he, Liu Dongqing, knows that these two are the sons of the national family, if they can get in touch with these two, it will be easy for them to rise to prominence.

"I just heard that! I said, 'I haven't been here for a long time,' which is the opening remarks of this Yan'er girl, whether they know or don't know, as long as they are guests, this is the opening sentence. You now know how wronged you were when you were angry! ”

After Wu Zheng finished speaking, Seinfeld couldn't help but glance at him, she really couldn't understand how her father-in-law could be so straightforward, can't you be quiet when you say this? Do you have to say it for everyone to hear?

However, when I saw that the Yan'er girl's face was red behind her ears, she was also very relieved.

"Yan'er put together a song with you last time, and now I still can't get enough of it, why don't you and I play another song today?" After speaking, Liu Dongqing took Yan'er's hand and went to play the piano.

Cheng Xiaojin leaned over to Wu Zheng and said softly: "Brother Wu heard you say this today, and the little brother thought about it, it seems that this is really the case. ”