Looking at this big-headed fly, Mao Sanbai frowned slightly, this feeling of flies flying around when eating is really the same as eating.

Wait, this fly won't come out of the toilet, that's ..... vomit.

Seeing Mao Sanbai's unhappy face, the warrior monk casually picked up a fly swatter from the side and handed it to Mao Sanbai.

"Okay, okay, it's just a fly, just beat it."

"Good idea." As he spoke, Mao Sanbai took the fly swatter and then stood up.

I have to say two more words here, Mao Sanbai read an article before, which said that flies seem to have thousands of eyes, and it is very difficult to hit flies in this case.

So what is the correct way to fight flies?

The answer is to take advantage of the flies' inattention...... Wrong, the article says that you should hit flies from top to bottom, so that it is easier to hit.

As for why, I heard that flies can't fly down.

Of course, Mao Sanbai felt that this was nonsense, and he had seen flies flying down more than once. Of course, it's not clear whether this is a fall or a flight.

Holding a fly swatter, he waved a set of 'Dugu Nine Swords' in the air. Finally...... Mao Sanbai was out of breath tired, but the flies were still alive and well.

Listening to the buzzing sound of flies flying, Mao Sanbai inexplicably had a feeling that flies were despising themselves.

Seeing that Mao Sanbai was so tired, the warrior monk rolled his eyes and said: "It's okay, don't fight if you can't hit, let's eat first, and I'll have to go to work later." ”

"Wait, don't move." As soon as the warrior monk finished speaking, Mao Sanbai's eyes lit up, because he suddenly found that the fly actually stopped on the warrior monk's mouth.

Being shouted like this by Mao 300, the warrior monk was stunned for a moment, and then immediately stopped his movements.

Seeing Mao Sanbai approaching step by step with cat steps, the warrior monk suddenly had a very panicked feeling.

"Three hundred, you ......"

"Don't speak, don't worry, I'm measured. Ada! Saying that, Mao Sanbai took advantage of the fly's inattention, and directly waved it up with a fly swatter.

"Smack."

"That three hundred, have I offended you recently?" The warrior monk covered his painful lips and looked at Mao Sanbai with empty eyes.

Looking at the warrior monk's lips, which were already slightly swollen, Mao Sanbai's face was full of embarrassment.

"Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding." Mao Sanbai explained embarrassedly.

At the same time as Mao Sanbai explained, Liu Wenjun walked out of his bedroom.

As soon as he walked out, Mao Sanbai saw Liu Wenjun holding an electric mosquito swatter in his hand.

"Mader, I heard a buzzing sound in the room, it's noisy, where are the dead flies? Look at the old lady and don't kill it! Saying that, Liu Wenjun walked over menacingly.

As soon as he saw the electric mosquito swatter in Liu Wenjun's hand, Mao Sanbai immediately put away the fly swatter in his hand, there is such a big killer as the electric mosquito swatter, what else does he want this little fly swatter for?

So soon, the second round of the man-fly battle began.

Under Liu Wenjun's hard pursuit, the fly that was quickly cornered returned to the mouth of the warrior monk again.

This time, the warrior monk did not hesitate any longer, because he looked at Liu Wenjun who came with an electric mosquito swatter, and his face turned green at that time.

Forget about the three hundred hairs just now, the fly swatter is not charged. But the electric mosquito swatter is different, this thing is electrified.

"Warrior monk, don't move. I'm measured. ”

"My day, don't brag, the previous one said that he was measured, and my lips are still swollen now, don't move me, I'll do it myself." As he spoke, the warrior monk was about to slap his palm on his mouth.

However, the warrior monk's movements were still half a beat slower after all, and before his palm slapped his mouth, Liu Wenjun had already slapped a beat on his face.

Liu Wenjun slapped with his front foot, and the strong Vajra palm of the warrior monk on the back foot followed.

Friends who have used electric mosquito swatters know that the power grid of electric mosquito swatters is in the middle, and there is an ordinary layer of barbed wire on its outer layer, which plays a protective role. In other words, under normal circumstances, you will not be electrocuted if you touch the outer layer of barbed wire, unless you insert the meat very hard into the inner grid.

And the warrior monk has done this very successfully.

Liu Wenjun slapped it up, but the warrior monk then slapped himself, which directly caused a flash of electric light to appear on his face.

Looking at the electric light on the warrior monk's face, Mao Sanbai couldn't help but shout: ", Flash!" ”

"Flash..... flash..... you beautiful ......," the warrior monk shouted intermittently.

…….

The breakfast wasn't very peaceful, but it was finally finished.

After breakfast, Mao Sanbai set off for work with the warrior monk.

Of course, when he went downstairs, Mao Sanbai bought a bottle of pulse, even if it can't recover its state, but at least it can refresh itself, after all, it is a sports drink.

Looking at Mao Sanbai, the warrior monk said suspiciously: "Why did you buy the pulse?" Didn't you say it's useless? ”

"Just a pick-me-up." As he spoke, Mao Sanbai drank the pulse in his hand.

Seeing Mao Sanbai drink all the pulsating bottles in one breath, the warrior monk couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

"I'm convinced, and I, the warrior monk, would like to give you the nickname of my buffalo."

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It is said that he drank the pulsation to recover his state, but Mao Sanbai felt that this thing seemed to be really useless, even if he drank a large bottle, he still felt that his whole body was not in a state.

The warrior monk seemed to feel that Mao Sanbai was really wrong today, so he took advantage of the red light to look at Mao Sanbai beside him and said, "Sanbai, what's wrong with you today?" How does it feel weird? ”

"I don't know, but I'm really not feeling well today. Did I catch a cold? Mao Sanbai touched his forehead and said.

Seeing Mao Sanbai touching his forehead, the warrior monk asked worriedly, "Have a fever?" ”

"No, the temperature on my forehead is normal, but I don't know why, it's just a little sleepy, and my whole body feels a little tired."

"Maybe you were really tired yesterday, and you didn't get enough sleep, why don't I give you a pick-me-up?" The warrior monk said excitedly.

Mao Sanbai was stunned, the excited look on your face felt a little wrong.

However, in the trust between comrades-in-arms, Mao Sanbai still said suspiciously: "What do you have to refresh your mind?" ”

"Dangdang!" After speaking, the warrior monk took out Liu Wenjun's electric mosquito swatter from his backpack.

Mao 300: "......"

"What the hell are you...... Wait, stop, there is a debtor and a debtor, your sausage mouth is Liu Wen...... Ahhhh ”

On that day, Mao Sanbai and the warrior monk left a flash of lightning and thunder on the way to work.

……

Half an hour later, Mao Sanbai and the warrior monk came to the Huating Hotel.

After punching the card, Mao Sanbai and the warrior monk came to the fitness center, but as soon as they entered the office, they saw Manager Song sitting inside.

Seeing Manager Song, the two just wanted to say hello, but Manager Song was the first to speak, and said with a frightened face: "Change, Transformers?" ”