As soon as Manager Song spoke, Mao Sanbai and the warrior monk were all stunned, what is this called? Transformers? Do you see the two of us alike?

As he spoke, they turned their heads to look at each other at the same time.

As a result, when he turned his head, the warrior monk had a sausage mouth on his head, and Mao Sanbai, and his entire face was a grid.

This look, hehe, it's really a bit like a Transformer, well, it doesn't look like a human anyway.

Looking at the two of them, Manager Song continued: "I don't know if this is considered Huating earned, employing people's salaries, and hiring two Transformers." Speaking of which, can we be normal, don't turn into a mummy and come over, or Ouyang Feng, I beg you, can you please be a person? You have ID cards, and what is written on your ID cards is also human! ”

Mao 300: "......."

Warrior Monk: "......"

Well, let's try to be personal next time.

……

After going to work, Mao Sanbai sat in the office unconscious.

He really felt very unwell today, and he couldn't say why.

After going to work for a while, because the fitness center was too idle, the warrior monk quietly walked back from the pool and came to Mao Sanbai's side.

"Three hundred, are you alright? If you're really not feeling well, why don't you go back today? ”

Raising his eyes and glancing at the warrior monk, Mao Sanbai's nose was sour, this is his comrade-in-arms, he cares about himself so much, it is so touching.

However, this emotion did not last for two seconds, and the warrior monk was heard to continue: "Just your face, it looks really good here, or you should go." ”

"What the hell are you...... It's not because of you that my face has become like this! Mao Sanbai roared angrily.

The warrior monk thought about it and found that if he hadn't used an electric mosquito to slap three hundred hairs, he wouldn't have been like this.

However, then again, if he hadn't slapped his mouth with a fly swatter, etc., his sausage mouth was not mainly Mao Sanbai's, and the main responsibility for this should be Liu Wenjun.

Well, Liu Wenjun is his wife and can't afford to provoke him, so he can only let Mao Sanbai take the blame, otherwise the warrior monk will not be able to go.

Seeing Mao Sanbai's uncomfortable appearance, the warrior monk also felt a little guilty in his heart, so he said: "Forget it, you are so uncomfortable, or I will tell you a story about me when I was a child to make you happy, and it can be regarded as relieving your pain." ”

"Oh, then you say, I'll listen." Saying that, Mao Sanbai leaned on the back of the chair, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked at the warrior monk calmly in the posture of a mafia godfather.

Looking at Mao Sanbai's posture, the warrior monk was inexplicably a little unhappy, this person is really ......

Forget it, for the sake of Mao Sanbai's discomfort today, the warrior monk didn't bother to care, so he said to Mao Sanbai.

"When I was a kid, I once went to the park with my dad, and when we got to the park, my dad said to play hide and seek with me. He also said that the loser would give the other party five yuan, and at that time my monthly pocket money was only two yuan, and five yuan was the money I had saved for three months. ”

"However, when I thought that the park was so big, it shouldn't be difficult to find someone, so I agreed, and I was full of confidence that I could win my father's five dollars."

Hearing this, Mao Sanbai nodded, looked at the warrior monk with a curious gaze and said, "What about later?" ”

"Later......." The warrior monk sneered, and continued in a tone full of contempt: "A game is decided to win or lose, my father hides, and I will catch it." As a result, when I counted to a hundred, my dad was gone. Not only was he gone, but I spent half an hour wandering around the park without finding any trace of him. ”

"At that time, I thought that my dad didn't want me anymore, so I cried in a hurry, and the police in the neighborhood were alarmed. Eventually, I found my dad in the lake in the park, and my dad didn't know where he got the reed pole, so he used the reed pole as a straw to inhale in the lake. ”

After the warrior monk finished speaking, Mao Sanbai was stunned on the spot, this, isn't this a joke on the Internet?

However, just when Mao Sanbai thought that the warrior monk was really telling jokes to amuse him, the warrior monk continued: "Later, I learned that my father had already known that I had saved five yuan of pocket money. Then he specially learned this trick on the Internet, just to cheat me out of the five dollars. ”

After the warrior monk finished speaking, there was a look of lovelessness on his face.

Mao Sanbai looked at the warrior monk and shook his head helplessly, there is no doubt that this is biological.

However, Mao Sanbai didn't laugh at this joke, but Manager Song on the side laughed 'flowers and branches'.

Then while laughing, Manager Song walked in and said, "Hahaha, this is really interesting." But then again, I had a lot of funny things when I was a kid. Let's tell you the story of when I was a child, when I was a child, there were almost no battery cars and motorcycles, and it was good for everyone to go out and have a bicycle. ”

"At that time, my parents took me out on bicycles, and as you know, the 28 bicycles at that time were relatively big, and when they put me in the back, my feet were rippling. As a result, one day when I went out, my feet were swinging in the wheel of the truck, and the guy hurt me and didn't go to school for a week. ”

"Later, when my feet stopped hurting and my parents took me on their bikes again, I learned that my feet would never sway around the side of the wheel, but spread my feet out of the way to avoid the wheels."

After listening to Manager Song's story, Mao Sanbai and the warrior monk were stunned, is there anything funny about this story?

Seeming to see the doubts of Mao Sanbai and the warrior monk, Manager Song smiled, and then said with an embarrassed face: "The key is the back, in order to keep my legs from being in the wheel of the truck, I opened it specially, and then stuck in someone else's wheel." ”

Mao 300: "......."

Warrior Monk: "......."

Sure enough, everyone's childhood has a little shadow of neurosis.

……

I have to say that it feels good to have friends who care.

Seeing that Mao Sanbai was uncomfortable, the warrior monk who went to work that day basically didn't let Mao Sanbai do anything.

The warrior monk cared about himself, and Mao Sanbai was very moved, but the behavior of the warrior monk made Mao Sanbai doubt this guy's IQ again.

Don't let Mao Sanbai carry water, this is right.

If you don't let Mao 300 move towels, this is also okay.

But Mao Sanbai wants to go to the toilet, what the hell is this rush to help Mao Sanbai go to the toilet? Can this thing help?

But forget it, let's thank the monk for his kindness.

In the afternoon, Mao Sanbai's condition became worse and worse, and his bad spirit was not in the aspect, and the most important thing was that Mao Sanbai began to feel a little inexplicable pain in his back.

"Warrior monk, can you help me knock on my back? I always felt like my back hurt. Mao Sanbai looked at the warrior monk and said.

Seeing Mao Sanbai so uncomfortable, the warrior monk patted his chest vigorously, and said confidently: "Brother, small problem, come, I'll help you!" ”

As he spoke, the warrior monk clenched his little fist. ’

"Walk you!"

"Ahh