Chapter 0072 He wants to rub the heat
"What? Come to my fiefdom and say that he is a disciple of the immortals, then Tama is not 'the class to get an axe, monkey to play with a stick', what is it? Yun Xiaoshui was really stunned when he heard this.
"Young Master! This is the provocation of the red fruit fruit! Quanquan, Jingda and Fang Bufang all think so.
"Since I'm here to make trouble, or I'm here for the young master, then I'll go and meet them! Take that 'beautiful dance' singing class, set off tonight, and rush to the county seat in plain clothes! Yun Xiaoshui ordered decisively.
"Husband! Since it's coming at you, isn't your security a big problem and very important? Be sure to bring a few more people with you! Yu Mingzhu said worriedly.
"No, you don't! Or the six of you! Wouldn't it be good to let the chasing wind and wind thunder take the guards to the county government and wait, and be on call at any time! ”
Yun Xiaoshui, Yu Mingzhu and other seven people were all dressed up as young men and joined the "Singing Class" and "Beautiful Dance", so that this team became a large team composed of twenty-four people. There were horses and carts, and in addition to wooden swords, there were also bronze swords and bows. Both of these things are hidden, though.
The leaders and members of the original "Singing Class" were very frightened, and when the master craftsman was with them, they didn't dare to be happy.
Yun Xiaoshui arranged for them not to be afraid, what was there to fear? Everything is fine, just do what he tells you to do. It is also uniformly arranged that the people in the "singing class" will all call Yun Xiaoshui "musician", and it is not allowed to be called wrong!
Of course, he did not tell the people in the "singing class" about the potential dangers of Yun Xiaoshui, especially personal safety.
However, those people are also quite smart, and it is not difficult to estimate the meaning of "those who come are not good" when they heard that the "singing class" from other counties is so big, so they also secretly sweated for Yun Xiaoshui in their hearts, and determined to be ready to protect Yun Xiaoshui at any time.
After walking all night, I arrived at the county seat at dawn. Yun Xiaoshui paid for all the people in the "singing class" to have a hearty breakfast. Then go find that "chant", it's easy to find, because it's very conspicuous! Just on the side of the street opposite the county office, a small wooden stage was simply erected.
At that time, there were not so many crowded buildings on the streets, there were not such dense populations, and there were few people on the streets in normal times. Therefore, there is no problem in setting up a small opera stage next to the street, and it will not affect the traffic or the business of any storefront shop and attract dissatisfaction.
"Yimeng Sword Immortal Singing Class!" Yun Xiaoshui read the slogan on the stage clearly, and couldn't help frowning, "When I meet the master today, I promise to dismantle your stage!" ”
It's really not far from Laiwu, but it doesn't look like he's specifically here to find trouble, and there is no sign of assassinating Yun Xiaoshui.
"These people don't look like killers!" Hehe! Yun Xiaoshui said that this sentence is really a loss of identity, after all, the assassin has no mark, the more ordinary he looks, the more people feel that it is impossible to be a killer, and the more likely it is that the assassination will be successful. Because the killer just took advantage of the paralyzing carelessness of the slain!
There were fifteen people in this "chanting class", four stick boys who acted as security guards, two old men who were in charge of raising horses and feeding cattle, there was an ox cart, two horses, and nine other people, five women and four men, all between the ages of forty-five and fifty-five, were wizards, gods, and true classical performers.
"Set up a stage next to the county office! Squad leader, you go and send a war letter to them to find out their true purpose! ”
According to Yun Xiaoshui's instructions, Fu Bantou took two young people to hold a small roll of silk cloth and walked to the stage of the "Yimeng Singing Class".
"Do you know where this is? Whose territory? "Get straight to the point, ask when you meet.
The head of the squad was not ambiguous, and he raised his face and said lightly: "I know!" Laiwu County, the fiefdom of the prodigy craftsman Yun Xiaoshui! ”
"Knowing that our master craftsman is a prodigy, you still dare to come here to pretend to be a ghost?"
"We didn't pretend! It is here to show the immortal arts, and to be famous here, so that our 'Yimeng Sword Immortal Singing Class' can be famous all over the world! ”
"Huh? This is rubbing off on my heat, young master! If you want to stand on my shoulders and advertise, young master, I don't want to make your eggs hurt, I'm sorry for myself! When Fu Bantou reported to Yun Xiaoshui about the process of going to the war book, Yun Xiaoshui was really shocked by the foreign chanting class for a while.
"They're fighting? Accept the terms listed in the war papers? Frost asked the head of the Fu team.
Fu Bantou nodded and said, "Agreed!" All yes! What they do, we do, we do, they do it, whoever loses will be disbanded, and it will disappear from now on! ”
"Humph! Master, I'll let you evaporate from the world! Bold and ill-intentioned! When Yun Xiaoshui said this, his voice was small, and few people heard it.
The competition has officially kicked off!
"Yimeng Sword Fairy Singing Class" starts with the question, the first program is sword dance, group dance, said to be a fairy sword! In fact, it is the peach wood sword dance when the Taoist priest catches the demon, and the sword dancers are all using all their strength, but there is no beauty at all!
Yun Xiaoshui asked the "Beautiful Dance Singing Class" to correspond to a collective sword dance, which attracted all the audience in an instant, and burst into applause.
The other party's second show was to find three copper coins in a boiling oil pot. The other party did it skillfully and easily. Yun Xiaoshui secretly commanded, and also got the same pot and the same pot of oil, boiled it, threw in three copper coins, and let a young man reach out and touch it.
At first, the young man was too frightened to do it, Yun Xiaoshui stretched out a finger into the oil pot and asked him to see it, so he mustered up the courage to stretch out his hand inside, and as a result, he smiled and took out three copper coins.
Yun Xiaoshui asked this side to add a program on the basis of the oil pot, ignite the oil in the pot, put the person's palm into it and dip it in the oil, and then ignite the fire, so that the entire palm of the hand burns.
Yun Xiaoshui personally lit the oil in the oil pot, then pulled one of the young man's palms, grabbed some powder from a cloth bag and smeared it on the man's palm, and finally sprinkled some more, which made the young man stretch his hand into the oil pot.
Young people are naturally still afraid! It's burning oil, and it's no wonder if it doesn't hurt to death!
Yun Xiaoshui whispered to the young man, "Did I lie to you just now, young master?" The man shook his head.
"Is it just warm in the pan that looks like it's hot?" The man nodded.
"It's the same this time! No burns to your hands guaranteed! Do you remember to put your hand in the pan, just above the oil level, just touch the fire, don't let your hands get the oil, remember? The man was still a little timid, and he didn't nod or shake his head.
Yun Xiaoshui stared at him and said, "You don't believe me, young master?" …… Then I'm replaced! Just call you a coward! The man hurriedly walked to the side of the pot, and Yun Xiaoshui emphasized: "Remember not to touch the oil!" Just light the fire, the fire in your hand must be blue! The man nodded solemnly this time.
Wow~~~
The young man stretched out his hand into the oil pot and pulled it out, and his palms were full of blue flames, especially the blue flames on the tips of the five fingers that raised his palms, which were even more jumping and eye-catching. He also proudly raised his palms to stand on the edge of the stage, so that the audience below could see it more realistically!
It was the other party's turn to do it, and as a result, a middle-aged man's palm was burned and screamed, from igniting the fire to reaching into the water to extinguish the fire, it took less than three breaths, only two or three seconds, and just like that, it was also burned out of many bubbles, and the palm was injured. It's a far cry from the young people here!