Chapter 0073 - Let Them Disappear
"You're ghostfire! Demon Fire! It's really all red! Red! The leader of the other team's team shouted hoarsely.
Good boy! We all know that fire is red!
However, Yun Xiaoshui didn't bother with him, but asked Fu Bantou to argue with him: "You are a bunch of nonsense!" You can't even tell the difference between immortal fire, vulgar fire, and ghost fire, and what kind of immortal disciple are you pretending to be? ”
"I can't tell the difference? Your blue fire is ghost fire! ”
"! The blue fire is the fairy fire, the red fire is the vulgar fire, and only the green fire is the ghost fire! As soon as I heard you, you were an impostor, a fake immortal disciple! ”
"Humph! Our master craftsman is a disciple of the gods! Authentic prodigy! The others shouted.
The people in the "Yimeng Sword Immortal Singing Class" immediately panicked and confused, and at this time, their minds were all filled with a pot of paste, where could they remember whether the ghost fire they saw in the grave at night was blue or green?
Needless to say, this one was the winner of Yun Xiaoshui's "Beautiful Dance Singing Class".
In the third game, the leader of the team took a fist-sized stone and put it in the pot on the stage, and then put several things in the pot, and soon, the stone fished out of the pot was a golden piece of gold.
Yun Xiaoshui also asked Fu Bantou to do the same, and the piece of gold he fished out of the pot was bigger than the other party's! However, just like that, it wasn't enough to win them, Yun Xiaoshui asked Fu Bantou to announce a secret to the audience:
"Everyone knows that gold is very heavy, it is guaranteed to be heavier than stones of the same size, and real gold cannot be smashed, and the stone will definitely rot when it is smashed. I declare here that our piece of gold is real gold, and that it is by immortal magic that the stone has been completely turned into a nugget.
And their piece of gold is actually still a stone, but it has a golden color on the surface, they are not true immortals, and their mana is not enough to become real gold. If you don't believe me, you can test it on the spot! ”
"Tested and tested! How to test? The head of the team was quite stiff, twisting his neck and saying.
"Take out the gold and weigh it, and smash it again!"
Take a stone the size of gold and weigh it, the gold over there is as heavy as the stone, and the gold on Yun Xiaoshui's side is much heavier than the stone. Next, smash it with a hammer. The gold over there was easily smashed with two hammers, and there were really stones inside.
On Yun Xiaoshui's side, Fu Bantou found a young and strong audience to smash it, and the gold nuggets were not broken, they were still gold.
"As you promised, get out of here when we're disbanded! From now on, you fifteen people are not allowed to set foot in the craftsman's fiefdom for half a step! There was no need for Yun Xiaoshui to speak, and the audience directly forced the foreign singing team.
Those people packed their things, but they were not convinced, and they didn't feel the slightest sense of guilt, on the contrary, they gritted their teeth, as if they hated everyone on Yun Xiaoshui's side, and even the audience who drove them away was among them.
Yun Xiaoshui saw it in his eyes and wondered in his heart, "How can there be such a person in the world who does not follow common sense?" Opportunism doesn't work out, why can't those who hate revealing their truth introspect? If you don't correct your mistakes, then you have to stop making mistakes! ”
Yun Xiaoshui is not arranged, Bingshuang understands Yun Xiaoshui's thoughts, and he can guess by looking at his words and colors, and he will not be wrong. This is also the reason why Yun Xiaoshui's city government is not deep enough.
Frost secretly sent a message to the wind and wind and thunder, and secretly sent people to follow, and on the way out of the cloud and small water fiefdom, he sent these people one by one to the place where they would never return!
"Master Craftsman! Please make it clear to your common people, why don't you burn your hands when you go to copper coins in boiling oil? Why don't you burn your fingers if they are on fire? Why don't they succeed in turning stones into gold, but the master craftsman succeeds? Is it really the reason why Master Craftsman is a prodigy? Fu Bantou led the whole class to kneel to Yun Xiaoshui and asked.
"Hehehe...... You have so many questions, which means that you are also half-believing in the truth of my immortal arts, young master! ”
"Huh? No, no! The common people are just curious! ”
"Hehehe...... It doesn't hurt to tell you, you are not allowed to use it to cheat people and money, it is against the law! Boiling in a pan of oil is actually vinegar boiling, and the temperature is not high. The blue flame is a phosphorus fire, the temperature is not high, and it does not hurt the hands. The red fire is a burner, and the temperature is very high!
As for turning stones into gold, it can only be done after cultivating the Tao and becoming immortals, and the spell is profound. That old immortal Xu Fu can't do it, young master can't do it either, and those warlocks and alchemy Taoists can't do it! This time it was also a coincidence, so that I could refine real gold, and I could only refine gold nuggets that were a little better than those people's. ”
"Please rest assured! We've all learned, but we don't use it to deceive people! In particular, we will strengthen our cultivation in the 'Turning Stone into Gold Method', when we will become immortals, and when will the profound spells be refined into real gold, and when will we come out to perform in front of the people. ”
Yun Xiaoshui smiled and nodded, but he was thinking in his heart: "You guys go and practice!" I hope I do! Sincerely, the gods are cultivating! ”
Yun Xiaoshui walked into the county office of Laiwu County in plain clothes, and when he came out again, he put on the official uniform of a prodigy craftsman. After dining with the county magistrate and the county magistrate, he went straight to the point, and Yun Xiaoshui asked where did the peanuts here come from?
"Falling peanuts? What do peanuts fall on? Master Craftsman! We don't have ...... here."
Looking at the surprised expressions of the county order and the county cheng, Yun Xiaoshui knew that they didn't know what this thing was, and they didn't have the name of falling peanuts.
"It's the hemp husk you eat, the black nut stuff!"
"Oh - my lord is talking about black fruit, and some people call it hemp fruit!"
"Its name is Peanuts! The grass seedlings on the ground bloom and bear fruit in the soil below the ground. ”
"That's right! In the hemp shell is the black kernel, the black is the wrapping, and inside is the white kernel, or in half. ”
"How big are nuts?"
"The size of a pea!"
In this way, the peanuts here are different from the peanuts that were introduced to China from Central America in later generations, and the peanuts here are small. The magistrate said that it was not planted by the people, but by hunters who found it in the sandy field on the bank of a small stream deep in the mountains.
"Wild? So many? Take me to see it! ”
The county order and the county leader led the way to the deep mountains. A group of dozens of people had just walked to the mountain pass and were about to go inside, when suddenly there was the sound of horses' hooves behind them, and two county officials came to report that small ground fruits had also been found on the tidal flats of Zuowei Lake.
"The tidal flats of Zuo Lake are close to here, Master Craftsman! How do you turn around and get there? ”
"Good! Walk! ”
A group of people came to the tidal flats, found a lot of fallen peanuts in the sparse grass, and when they took it out, they saw that the outer hemp shells were harder and thicker, the nuts were small, and the wrapping was not red but black, usually two seeds, not much bigger than peas.
It is indeed much smaller than the peanuts of later generations. Most of the peanut seeds in later generations were similar to broad beans.
"I'm telling you it's a good thing, and it's a treasure! It can be eaten raw or cooked, can be squeezed out of oil, and can also be made into cakes as military rations. Yun Xiaoshui couldn't hold back the joy and excitement in his heart, and said solemnly.
The county commander and the county Cheng were quite aggrieved and said: "We, we all call it black fruit, or hemp fruit, and some people have tried to artificially cultivate it for a season, but the yield is not high, and I don't know that it has a better effect." ”
"That's because you didn't grow it well! Grow in large quantities from now on! The ground should be soft, the pit should be shallow, and three or four seeds should be placed in the pit planted at every other level, and it should be sparse! ”
After Yun Xiaoshui arranged the planting of peanuts here, he went home.