Fang Jun's forehead was slightly sweaty.

What's going on with this emperor, it seems that he came here to find fault today?

He knows a lot about the creature of the emperor, don't reason with him, anyway, as long as he is happy, he can hit his own board anytime and anywhere......

In this case, no matter how you justify it, it is useless, it is better to respond to all changes with the same.

"Your Majesty scolds that Weichen knows that he is wrong."

He lowered his eyebrows and lowered his eyes, bowed his upper body slightly, like a student who was punished by Mr. in the classmate's hall, and his attitude was extremely deferential.

His Majesty Li Er was choked up......

When did this bastard boy talk so kindly?

However, he looked at the well-behaved and beautiful Princess Changle on the side, and his anger suddenly condensed in his heart, and a sense of crisis rose, how could he easily let go of Fang Jun?

took two steps forward, glanced at the dishes on the stone table, and suddenly said with a gloomy face: "Bold!" Several of my highnesses are my children, all of them are nobles, how can they treat each other with such light and vulgar things? Do you still have the royal family in your eyes, and do you still have me? ”

Fang Jun's jaw was about to drop......

I was stunned and looked at the dazzling array of delicacies on the stone table, and said in my heart, where did I provoke you again, to be so picky? Not to mention those few mountain delicacies, these verdant vegetables can't be eaten by ordinary powerful families with money! The weeds on the mountain are just beginning to sprout, and there are already leeks, cucumbers, weads and so on on this table, which is simply a luxury enjoyment!

"There is no excuse for the sin that you want to add" I'm afraid it's your behavior, right?

Simply so!

The thought in his heart turned, and he said in his mouth: "Please also ask Your Majesty to see that when the yang qi rises from winter to spring, it is inevitable that the fire in the body will stagnate and the liver will be vigorous. Several His Highnesses are golden branches and jade leaves, and they naturally do not lack delicacies from the mountains and seas, so they invited several Highnesses to come here to prepare seasonal vegetables to relieve the liver fire in the body, and they are accompanied by mountain delicacies and game, and they dare not wait for half a minute. ”

The corners of His Majesty Li Er's mouth provoked a sneer: "Hehe, what do you mean, did I wronged you?" ”

Fang Jun said: "Weichen doesn't dare. ”

It's "don't dare", not "no......

The corner of His Majesty Li Er's eyes jumped, and he knew that you kid couldn't stand it, as long as you dared to fight against me, you would naturally have an excuse to hit your board to get angry!

"Father Mingjian, Erchen has indeed eaten a lot of big fish and meat recently, and such a light dish is more appetizing." The crown prince Li Chengqian saw that the emperor's face was uncertain, and hurriedly turned around. Although it was Princess Fang Ling's idea to come to Fang Jun's mansion today, how could he stand by while watching Fang Jun being punished by his father?

Princess Fangling shrunk her neck and didn't dare to speak.

She was already afraid of His Majesty Li Er, and the matter with Yang Yu made His Majesty Li Er angry, where did she dare to intervene? I had to silently sympathize with Fang Jun in my heart, that's all.

As for Princess Changle...... Today was hard-pulled by Princess Fang Ling, and I already secretly hated Fang Jun's frivolous words and deeds several times in my heart, and when I saw His Majesty Li Er finding fault at this time, I almost wanted to clap my hands and applaud, where would I stop it?

His Majesty Li Er glanced at the crown prince, ignored him, and just said lightly: "Very good!" ”

Then he stepped forward and pointed to the fried leeks on the table and said: "Although this thing is rare at this time, after all, it is a vegetable that every household has. ”

Fang Jun had no choice but to bite the bullet and say: "Your Majesty doesn't know, this leek is a new variety of wild leeks in Guanzhong after breeding, with delicate quality and good taste. Besides, the spring leeks only need to be cut off with the first knife, and the young leaves that come out again are the most delicious and nourishing......"

"Nonsense! Have you ever eaten a leek? His Majesty Li Er's face was uncertain, and he seemed to be going crazy anytime and anywhere!

Could it be that this emperor is menopause early?

Fang Jun secretly complained in his heart, and as soon as he had an idea, he said: "The beauty of spring leeks is evidenced by poetry. ”

His Majesty Li Er was slightly stunned: "Is there a poem as proof?" Why have I never heard of it? ”

Fang Jun recited: "The night rain cuts the spring leeks, and the yellow sorghum is in the new cooking room." The Lord said that the meeting was difficult, and it was tiring in one fell swoop......"

His Majesty Li Er's hands behind his back clenched, and his heart was annoyed.

This poem is unheard of, and it is obviously written by Fang Jun in a hurry.

What a bastard!

Showing off your talent in front of me?

Yes!

His Majesty Li Er pointed to the verdant shepherd's cabbage in the white porcelain plate: "This shepherd's cabbage is the stuff of the poor people, and it is the most bitter and difficult to swallow, how can it be put on the table for the prince to eat?" ”

Aren't you brilliant and boastful of being seven and a half years old? Then today you will give me a dish and make a poem for each dish.

Do it, and I will spare you;

If you can't make it, the board is waiting!

Fang Jun swallowed his saliva, what is this special...... The emperor can be okay and find trouble?

Is there any royal law?

Looking at the dish of camellia with green leaves and white rhizomes, Fang Jun's brain and melon seeds turned rapidly, recalling the poems he had learned in the past......

After a while, he slapped his thigh suddenly, and said happily: "Far and near, the road is horizontal, and there are people in Qingqigu Wine." The peach and plum in the city are sad about the wind and rain, and the spring is in the creek and the cauliflower! ”

His Majesty Li Er was stunned.

!

Can you really write it?

Fang Jun continued: "Such fresh and elegant words, like a beautiful picture of the prosperous era, in the past, the people used to wrap the belly of the camelina, but now they are on the table of the prince and grandson, washed with stream water, dipped in a little sauce, and eaten until the mouth is slightly bitter and fragrant, just like His Royal Highness the Crown Prince and the two princesses, although they are nobles, they do not forget the sufferings of the people, and remember the bitterness and sweetness!" Several His Royal Highnesses are pure and cherish the people, and they do not forget the people of the world in the midst of wealth and wealth, which shows that Your Majesty's teachings are well-organized, and the ministers congratulate Your Majesty! ”

Princess Changle looked at Fang Jun, who was talking eloquently, and was dumbfounded.

This man...... It's too shameless, it seems that you can flatter anytime and anywhere, and give your father a comfortable sycophant.

Sure enough, it's a minister!

Princess Fangling's eyes are shining, and her supreme wisdom is like an eight-pack abs, which can always easily provoke a woman's hormones......

The crown prince Li Chengqian's eyes flashed and he admired it.

This quick wit, looking at Datang, who can match it?

His Majesty Li Er is also stubborn, knowing that you are talented, I don't believe that you can write a poem on the table full of dishes!

He pointed to a dish of back pot meat: "This meat is not beautiful." ”

Fang Jun pondered again......

Throughout the ages, the famous poet who can be called "gluttonous" is second to none Su Shi, a serious foodie.

Thinking of Su Shi's "Ode to Pork", Fang Jun shook his head and recited: "Clean the washing bell, less water, and the firewood can't smoke." Don't rush him when he is familiar with himself, and he is beautiful when he is full. Chang'an is good pork, and the price is as cheap as dirt. The noble refuse to eat, the poor do not understand how to cook, get up in the morning and make two bowls, so that they are full of their own kings...... Belch! Your Majesty is angry, Wei Chen didn't mean that......"

memorized the poems well, changed the "Huangzhou" in front to "Chang'an", but forgot to change the last sentence.

It's too much for your own family to care......

His Majesty Li Er's eyes were full of anger, and his beard was cocked!

What do you mean?

I just asked you a few words, and you dare to shake your face with me, and "you don't care"?

!

Are you going to turn the sky upside down?

His Majesty Li Er angrily pointed to a crystal white fish belly and asked, "What kind of fish is this?" ”

The so-called fish belly is sashimi, which was the most popular in the Tang Dynasty, and it is an indispensable dish when the wealthy feast. It's just that this trend gradually declined, and later generations didn't like it, so it gradually became rare, but it was learned and carried forward by overseas devils......

Looking at this fish sting, Fang Junxin said that this is much easier: "The injury is separated from Wuxi on a winter night, and the herring snow falls on the orange fish!" ”

The sea bass has few scales and tender meat, it is a good product for making fish fillets, and it is a delicacy in the world with the jam "orange fish" pounded with oranges, which is popular in the Tang Dynasty.

His Majesty Li Er was still angry, and wanted to point to the next dish, but he heard Fang Jun continue to say: "Ling Weier Qingchen, the sale of the wine is exciting, the land of scales, it is appropriate to grant the Orange Fish Record to guard the recruitment of the envoy ......"

His Majesty Li Er was a little confused.

Grant the orange to record the matter of recruiting the envoy?

That's nonsense!

However, if you think about it carefully, there are indeed some tastes contained in it, and if you spread it, it may not become a pleasure to talk about.

Damn, you're really good at playing......